Okay so this was archived over ten years ago, but I have to comment on how well this story was written. This story just contains some gems! I just love the subtle placement of things like this: "Yeah, well, every once in awhile, a writer will give me the good lines!" "Well, just so long as it's only once in awhile. I am the major character, after all."
I loved the portrayal of Turnbull. He was a great character. It took a while for him to grow on me but I just love how gentle and well meaning he is under the total and utter cluelessness. This line cracked me up: "That's what comes from being completely clueless, and slightly more than a little demented."