A very interesting conversation

 

 

-          What?

 

Ray Looked at Benton questionatly

 

- What?

 

Ben tilted his head and continued looking at Ray in fascination.

 

-          You seem to have -- er-- Kerry sauce on your nose.

-          Then next time just tell me and stop lookin' alright?!

-          I'm sorry.

-          Then stop lookin'!

-          It's still there -- do you want me to wipe it off?

-          Yes.

-          With a serviette or with my finger?

-          I don't fuckin' care! -- And it's napkin.

-          Language, Ray! -- Could you please bend your head forward a little?

 

Ray did as he was told and Ben licked the sauce of the tip of Ray's nose.

 

-          We're in the middle of a McDonald's and you're lickin' stuff off my nose?! You really are unhinged!

 

- Do you want to have sex in the McDrive, Ray?

-          Ssssssssttt!!!!

-          What?

-          Everybody's lookin'!

-          They're not, Ray -- well, do you?

-          No.

-          Why not?

-          You see that screen there -- they can see you on it!

-          Oh.

 

-          Now, eat yer fries, they're gettin' cold.

-          Woof!

-          No Diefenbaker, they're mine!

 

Dief whined.

 

-          No Diefenbaker!

-          It's alright Ben, I'll buy the furball a Happy Meal.

-          Ray, you'll spoil him.

-          Ya still want an icecream?

-          Yes.

-          Then shut up, I'm paying.

-          Understood.

-          Now, be a good Mountie and get Dief the Happy Meal.

-          Woof!

-          No Diefenbaker, you cannot choose which present you want.