Category: Short and silly. :)

Rating: Mostly harmless.

Warnings: I'm a sucker for RayK. Third season rulez!

Minor Setback

by Sammy

<I don't believe this.>

<Ray...>

<I *really* don't believe this, Fraser.>

<Ray, I know this may be disconcerting at first, but we can find a way to work around it.>

<Oh yeah? HOW?!>

<...>

<See, that's what I thought.>

<I'm sure we can come up with a satisfying solution.>

<Usually, I'm pretty enthusiastic about everything you *come up* with, Fraser...>

<Ray.>

<... but this is ridiculous!>

<Ray.>

<I mean, here I am, about as ready as I can get...>

<Ray.>

<... to jump my Mountie partner's bones...>

<Ray.>

<... and then we can't get it on because...>

<RAY!>

<*Fra*-ser!>

<...> <I'm sorry?>

<frown> <You got any idea when this started?>

<blink> <blink> <I've always been this way, Ray.>

<Oh, this just gets better and better.>

<...>

<So how are we supposed to ever do... you-know-what.>

<Uhm.> <nervous eyebrow scratching>

<'cause I'd really like to try.>

<cough> <So I noticed.>

<Yeah?>

<Yea-eah...>

<body scooting closer> <sheets rustling> <exchange of a few heated kisses>

<Finally...>

<sigh> <This really *is* ridiculous, Fraser.>

<?>

<I mean, I already knew *dirt* doesn't stick on you...>

<...>

<... but lube, too?>

<sigh>

-- end ;) --

by Sammy <sammy@home.ins.de>