Rated R for m/m content.
**MEMO FROM BUFFY**
Katrina is thoroughly zoned out on her birthday jelly beans by now, so while she's in a sugar-induced stupor, *I'm* in control for a while. You know, she always seems to give Ray the best lines, so I decided to make it up to poor old Benny.
This one is for Gloria.
by Buffy
"Good morning, Ray. I think the coffee is still hot, or I could make a fresh pot if you'd like. I wasn't expecting you so early -- I don't have to be at the consulate for two hours yet."
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"Of course I'm not upset that you're here ... I was just saying that I wasn't expecting you. I wouldn't ever be upset to see you. That is to say, of course --"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Well, yes, Ray, of course you mean a lot to me, too. You mean a -- a great deal to me, in fact. Certainly, I've never ... well. That is to say, in the time I've been in Chicago you've become very important to me. Ah, I mean 'important' in the sense of ... oh, dear, how do I mean it?"
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"Of course, if you insist I'll shut up, but I don't really understand why -- Ray? Ray? Ray ..."
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"Ray, don't ..."
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"No! I meant ... I meant don't stop."
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"Yes. I believe I do."
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"Ray, why are you taking off your -- Well ... yes. It is feeling a bit warm in here, now that you mention it ... perhaps I should -- Oh, thank you. Yes. That's better."
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"Ray -- what are you doing with that bottle of hand lotion? Ah. Yes. I see. Um. Are you actually chafing *there*? No, Ray, I'm not attempting to tell you your business, but I don't actually -- well, if you insist, of course I'll remove my trousers. Oh, and my underwear too? All right."
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"Oh my!"
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"No -- no, Ray, it's quite all right. Actually -- it feels very -- ahhhmmm. Oh, yes. That's quite ... oh, please. Please ..."
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"Ohhhhh ... Dear god, Ray. That's -- oh, yes. There. Now."
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"*Now*, damn it, Ray! Ray ... ohhhh, god, please god, please Ray ... I love -- I love --"
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" ... Ray ... Do you have your phone with you?"
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"Thank you."
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"Because I believe I'm going to be late for work, and it's only proper that I inform the consulate of that."
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"Ah. Well, I'll just tell them that something came up, and -- Ray!"
Katrina Bowen~~~~~kbowen@willowtree.com~~~~~buffy@jumpgate.net~~~~~
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. --Mark Twain