Fraser and the Ray

by Lorene Turner and Jenn Scott

Ray: What are we going to do tonight, Fraser?

 Fraser: The same thing we do every night, Ray, try to protect the world.

 Dief: *Narf* poit!

 It's Fraser and the Ray
 Fraser and the Ray
 One is a genius
 The other's OK
 To prove the Mountie's worth
 They'll leave us all in mirth
 They're kinky
 They're Fraser and the Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray...

But, Lorene, you didn't finish it...the theme's longer now, remember?
:^) 

For just one hour each week,
A new plot will be unfurled.
The boys will save the meek,
And many DueSies will be hurled.

They're Fraser and the Ray.
Yes, Fraser and the Ray.
When "Due South" is renewed,
We all will shout, "Hooray!"
They solve all sorts of crime,
And get saved just in time.
They're Fraser,
They're Fraser and the Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray...

Sorry, couldn't resist.  :^)

Jenn S.

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