Hey :)

I wrote this during the week after seeing ATQH. A certain line from a
Dr Suess poem kept going through my head so I finally gave in, took the
book out from the library and wrote this thing.  I passed around to a
few people and they all said I should post it so here it is.

If you like Thatcher you may not want to read this :) if you do and read
it anyway, dont shoot me.

If you don't like Thatcher . .well enjoy :)

Poem for AnTLer

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I am Sam.
I am Sam. 
Sam O' Grady.

That Sam O'Grady.
That Sam O'Grady.
I do not like
That Sam O'Grady

Do you like 
The Dragon Lady?

I do not like her
Sam O'Grady.
I do not like
The Dragon Lady.

Would you like her 
here or there?

I would not like her 
here or there.
I would not like her anywhere.
I do not like
the Dragon Lady.
I do not like her
Sam O'Grady.

Would you like her throwing eggs?
Would you like her showing legs?

I do not like her
throwing eggs.
I do not like her showing legs.
I do not like her
here or there.
I do not like her 
anywhere.
I do not like the Dragon Lady.
I do not like her Sam O'Grady.

Would you like her catching a thief?
Would you like her with a Dief?

Not catching a thief.
Not with a Dief.
Not throwing eggs.
Not showing legs.
I would not like her here or there.
I would not like her anywhere.
I do not like the Dragon Lady.
I do not like her Sam O'Grady.

Would you? Could you?
In a Riv?
Like her, like her
Come on, give.

I would not
Could not
In a Riv.

You may like her.
You will know.
You may like her 
in the snow.

I would not, could not, in the snow.
Not in a Riv, you let me go.
I do not like her catching a thief.
I do not like her with a Dief.
I do not like her throwing eggs.
I do not like her showing legs.
I do not like her here or there.
I do not like her anywhere.
I do not like the Dragon Lady.
I do not like her Sam O'Grady.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
On a train?

Not on a train!  Not in the snow.
Not in a Riv! Sam! Let me go.
I would not, could not catching a thief.
I could not, would not with a Dief.
I will not like her showing legs.
I will not like her throwing eggs.
I will not like her here or there.
I will not like her anywhere.
I do not like the Dragon Lady.
I do not like her Sam O'Grady.

Say!
With a curator?
There with a curator!
Would you,could you, with a curator?

I would not, could not
with a curator.

Would you, could you 
in the rain?

I would not, could not in the rain.
Not with a curator.  Not on a train.
Not in a Riv.  Not in the snow.
I do not like her, Sam, you know.
Not throwing eggs. Not catching a thief.
Not showing legs. Not with a Dief.
I will not like her here or there.
I do not like here anywhere!

You do not like
The Dragon Lady?

I do not
like her
Sam O'Grady.

Could you, would you,
When she flirts?

I would not, could not,
When she flirts

Would you, could you,
In short skirts?

I could not, would not, in short skirts.
I will not, will not, when she flirts.
I will not like her in the rain.
I will not like her on a train.
Not with a curator!  Not in the snow!
Not in a Riv! You let me go!
I do not like her catching a thief.
I do not like her with a Dief.
I will not like her throwing eggs.
I do not like her showing legs.
I do not like her here or there.
I do not like here ANYWHERE!
I do not like
the Dragon Lady.
I do not like her
Sam O'Grady.

You do not like her
So you say.
Watch her!  Watch her!
And you may.
Watch her and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will watch her.
You will see.

See!
I do not like the Dragon Lady.
I dont! I dont like her, Sam O'Grady.
And I dont like her in short skirts.
And I dont like her when she flirts.
And I dont like her in the rain.
Or with a curator. Or in the snow.
She is no good, no good, you know!
So I dont like her catching a thief.
And I dont like her with a Dief.
And I dont like her throwing eggs.
And I dont like her showing legs.
And I dont like her here or there.
See! I dont like her ANYWHERE!

I do not like
The Dragon Lady.
Go away!
Go away,
Sam O'Grady.

holly
hollyds@ids.net
*mmmm grubs*