To the tune of the Garth Brooks song Two Pina Colada's.
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Two Cops Named Ray
by Adia
I was dreading the news
I'd put together the clues
When I saw the Mountie on TV
He said, "It's great to see you."
Ray's back to end the season
Don't kill the series is my plea
I watched them goin'
Without even knowin'
I bit off my nails and sat down
Now it's killin' my soul
Down my cheeks tears still roll
I can't wash away this frown
So bring me two cops named Ray
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Mountie
Oh and never see the end
Hey Turnbull's not forgotten
Holding re-run tapes in my hand
So bring me two cops named Ray
She's sayin' good-bye to her good timin' men!
Good-bye :(
Oh I really hate this day
When good-bye to Due South I wave
And I wonder why this happens to me
Goin' outta my mind
I can't leave them behind
My heart aches for the good times Due South brings
Now I have no smile
The rest of TV has no style
And without Due South it's nothing but gloom
I really hate this day
And I really have to say
Due South was feelin' more and more like home
So bring me two cops named Ray
I gotta have one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Mountie
Oh and never see the end
Hey Turnbull's not forgotten
Holding re-run tapes in my hand
So bring me two cops named Ray
She's sayin' good-bye to her good timin' men!
(Repeat Chorus Twice with speech slurred as though you've had just a
few
too many Ray's. They can be dangerously intoxicating you know?:-)
The End
(~MDK~)
October 1998
Standard disclaimer applies and no offense intended to Garth Brooks.