Stop, Drop, and Roll     Stop, Drop, and Roll

 by Acer canadensis

  

 Author's Website:
http://www.learnlink.emory.edu/~clyoung/homefolder/DueSouthStuff/slashcont
ents.htm

 Disclaimer: In response to Vina's "Duck and Run," this is another G-rated
drabble. 
 Dedicated to Laura, Lorie, Iris, and Jenny, who all helped replace my
muse. 
 Peace, Love, and Slash, 
 Cat

 Author's Notes: 

 Story Notes: 

 

 

 "Live while you've got life to live. Love while you've got love to give."
-- Piet Hein 

 The most irritating man in the world. That's what he calls me, as if he
were some perfect being designated to pass judgement on the rest of the
world. He does that frequently-- complain, I mean. About me, about
Diefenbaker, his family, his job, Chicago drivers... 

 He's loud. He's impulsive, emotional, and argumentative. And, say what he
might, his voice does on occasion take on a certain nasal quality. 

 Obstreperous. Offensive. Overprotective. Obnoxious. 

 Illogical. Impolite. Ill-tempered. Indiscreet. Insulting. 

 Contemptuous. Cantankerous. Cranky. 

 Aggressive. Abrupt. Acerbic. Angry. Annoyed, usually with me.
Antagonistic. Arrogant. 

 Ray is anything but perfect. 

 And I love him. 

End