Truth In Advertising      Truth In Advertising

 by Victoria D

  

 

 Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I don't own them Alliance does, and they aren't
using them. I borrowed them to give them a little fun. I'll put them back
when they're done.

 Author's Notes: just for fun - not beta'd.

 Story Notes: 

 

 

 "Fraser I am so sorry" 

 "What do you mean Ray?" 

 "You know how Frannie is always messing up her words and phrases? Yeah
well anyway I talking with Welsh about your how your back still gets out
of whack sometimes, and Frannie walked in and misunderstood" 

 "I'm Sorry Ray, I don't understand" 

 "O.K., hang I'm, I'm getting' there. Well I was asking Welsh what you
could use on your back when it's acting up, besides that fungus stuff you
have." 

 "It's not a fungus Ray.." 

 "Shut up Fraser, I'm explaining here." 

 "Sorry Ray, go ahead" 

 "O.K. well the lieutenant suggested an over the counter ointment, and
Frannie flipped out. She started to yell at me and swear an everything" 

 "Ray what could Francesca possibly find objectionable about an ointment?"


 "It's the name of it. It's called BenGay. Frannie thinks I made you gay.
I'm sorry I promise to straighten it out tomorrow." 

 "Ray," 

 "Just stay away until I can get to her and explain." 

 "Ray" 

 "She won't say anything to anyone else yet, do you think?" 

 "Ray" 

 "Please don't be mad I was just trying to help" 

 "RAY!!!" 

 "What Fraze, geeze don't have ta yell, I'm already apologizing" 

 "Well Ray, it's just that maybe you shouldn't try to "Straighten" it out
with Francesca" 

 "???" 

 "You see Ray, I really am." 

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End Truth In Advertising by Victoria D: godoy58@att.net

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