How Many Blondes Does It Take?	How Many Blondes Does It Take?

 by d.c.

  

 

 Disclaimer: theirs not mine or yours or anyone's except theirs -
Alliance.(s)

 Author's Notes: HUGE congrats to my slash "sister" on her "new" DS
website. Too bad she felt this ficlet was too "politically incorrect" to
upload all by herself to the main archive. *I* thought it was hilarious,
bad vibes and all! 

 Story Notes: none, except a bit of poor humor!

 

 

 Ray Kowalski calls Fraser at the Consulate one day and asks him, "Can you
help me after work?" 

 "Sure, Ray." he replies. "What is the problem?" 

 "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge
pieces." 

 "Look on the box." said Fraser. "There should be a picture of what the
puzzle I on the outside of the box in which it was packaged." 

 "It's a big rooster," says Ray Kowalski. 

 Curious, Fraser said for Ray to wait for him to arrive to aid in solving
the puzzle. 

 Once the Mountie arrives at Ray's apartment, he sees Kowalski sitting at
the kitchen table, sighs, then tells him, "Okay, Ray, for starters, put
the corn flakes back in the box." 

 End 

 No, I didn't think this up, but the original joke did come from another
RayV, who wished to remain anonymous! 

End How Many Blondes Does It Take? by d.c.: dremcatchr@hotmail.com

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