Cellphone	   Cellphone

 by Jodie Louise

  

 Author's website: http://uk.geocities.com/jodie_mouse

 Disclaimer: not mine, borrowed

 Author's Notes: originally posted to ds_flashfiction

 Story Notes: 

 

 

 It got to the point where I couldn't ignore it. I mean it was small and
silver for a start which is always a bonus. 

 So pretty to look at. Always liked silver. 

 Every time I saw Frannie speak into it I got so jealous. Especially one
day when I peeked through the blinds and heard Kowalski/Vecchio squeal "It
vibrates!" as he held it in his hand. 

 Too much. 

 The dreams I had about it. 

 I tried to pretend that I was only doing my job when I confiscated it
from Frannie. Y'know I told her I didn't want her gossiping to her
girlfriends when she should be getting files or doing typing or whatever.
I think she spends a lot of time filing her nails -- anyhow I wasn't going
to let her get paid for talking to her girlfriends on it. 

 So I confiscated her silver vibrating cell phone. 

 And I'm sure it was the Vaseline which stopped it from working but I
really couldn't resist the idea of sticking that vibrating phone right up
my ass. Especially as Kowalski/Vecchio had had his hands all over it.
Added a certain frisson you know. 

 Of course I brought Frannie a new one. Had to since I ruined her old one.


 No -- I didn't tell her how. Just pretended I dropped it. 

End Cellphone by Jodie Louise: jodie_mouse@yahoo.com

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