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"Benny? What's got you so red in the face? Frannie just pinch your butt?."


"I, uh, believe I interrupted Constable Turnbull at a --delicate moment." 

"Delicate?" 

"Yes. He appeared to be engaged in the act of-" He paused, thinking of how
to reply. "self contemplation." 

Ray's eyes narrowed. "You walked in on Turnbull masturbating?" 

He tried changing the subject. "What would you like to do tonight?" 

Ray scooted closer to him. "I want to see what you saw." 

"What?!You want to watch Turnbull-" Ray quieted him by placing a finger
over his lips. 

"Shh. I want to watch you." . . . . . .