This is my answer to Jeannie Marie's "Naked Mountie" challenge posted
to theCloset mailing list   

This is my answer to Jeannie Marie's "Naked Mountie" challenge posted to
theCloset mailing list.  Rated PG for adult content and a naked Mountie
(duh!)	

Alliance legally owns these characters, but we have more fun with them. 
BENNY'S BIRTHDAY SURPRISE  

"Benny..."  

Ben rolled over and buried his face in the pillow. He didn't want to wake
up yet. In fact, he was pretty sure he was still sleeping. The voice
calling his name sounded very much like Ray's; except the voice was very
happy. Ray was never cheerful at this hour of the morning. He must be
dreaming.  

"Oh, Benny... Wake up, birthday boy!"  

With a grunt, Ben rolled over and opened his eyes, then felt his eyes
widen in surprise. Ray was sitting at the foot of the bed, completely
naked. Correction. He was completely naked except for the birthday hat he
was wearing.  

"Happy Birthday, Benny!" Ray grinned at him, then leaned down for a kiss. 


"Ray, what..."	

Ray was smiling happily. "This is your first birthday since we've been
together, Benny. I just want it to be memorable."  

Ben sat up. "Ray, I've been in Chicago for over three years now, and we've
always celebrated my birthday together."  

"I know Benny, but this is your first birthday since we've been together."
 

"Well, then, I agree with you. Let's make it memorable." He pulled Ray
into a kiss.  

Ray reached up to remove the hat, but Ben grabbed his arms, stopping him.
"No, leave that on."  

Ray grinned at him, and Ben grabbed him around the waist, toppling them
both to the bed.  

 

Ben smiled happily as he finished the last of the delicious breakfast that
Ray had prepared for him. The two men had bought a house together three
months ago, and it had many benefits: more room, a better neighborhood, a
spacious yard for Dief to play in, but most of all privacy.  

In Ben's old apartment, and most certainly in the Vecchio home, they would
not have been free to eat their breakfast in the nude; which would have
detracted greatly from the experience, in Ben's opinion.  

Ray had insisted on wearing an apron while cooking, however. "Trust me,
Benny. I do not want grease splatters."  

Ray looked up and caught Ben's eye and smiled. "So, how are you liking
your birthday so far, Benny?"  

"I am enjoying it completely, Ray. I just wish we didn't have to spend
most of it apart."  

"Me too, Benny. But we'll spend tonight together; and believe me, I have
something very special planned."  

Ben saw the gleam in Ray's eyes and felt a sudden mixture of nervous
excitement and apprehension. "What exactly do you have planned, Ray?"  

"Never mind. You'll find out."	

"Ray..."  

"Come on Benny, or we'll be late for work. As much as I hate to say it,
we'd better get dressed."  

 

The phone on Ben's desk rang and he glanced at the clock as he picked up
the receiver. 3:30. Soon he would be able to go home. "Constable Fraser." 


"Hey Benny! How's your birthday going?"  

"Ray!" Ben could feel the smile lighting up his face. "Fairly well, thank
you. I'll be glad to get home, though."  

"You and me both, love. How late are you working?"  

"Until 6:00."  

"Oh. Well, that could be a bit of a problem, Benny. I won't be able to
pick you up."  

Ben knew that this was all a part of whatever Ray had planned for the
evening, but he decided to play along. "Well, that's all right, Ray. I'll
just walk home."  

"You sure you don't mind?"  

"No, Ray." Ben said, grinning now. "It's really no problem at all."  

  

"Okay then. I'll see you tonight Benny. I love you."  

"I love you too, Ray." Ben hung up the phone and leaned back in his chair
with a smile. He wondered what Ray had planned for the evening. Whatever
it was, it was sure to be romantic. Special. He could hardly wait.  

 

Ben walked up the driveway and entered the house through the kitchen. The
house was dark and quiet. Too quiet. Ben grinned. So, Ray wanted to play,
did he? Well, he could play too.  

He tossed his Stetson on the counter, and then paused. This was a birthday
celebration, was it not? What better for him to wear than his birthday
suit? Ben quickly shed his clothes, then walked stark naked into the
living room. "I'm home my love." He said in his deepest, sexiest voice.  

Ben blinked as the lights suddenly came on, but that shock was nothing
compared to the sudden chorus of voices yelling "Surprise!"  

A sudden, dead silence fell over the room as Ben found himself staring at
seemingly everyone he knew.  

Oh God, Inspector Thatcher was there. And Francessca, whose look of
surprise was rapidly being replaced by one of pleased delight.	

Jack Huey had also recovered from his surprise, and was laughing so hard
he was in danger of choking.  

Fraser's eyes moved quickly over a flushed and flustered looking Turnbull
to see... Mrs. Vecchio?! Oh, God, no...  

Without a word, Ben turned and fled the room, running into the bedroom and
closing and locking the door behind him.  

Just a few seconds later, the doorknob rattled, then a light knock sounded
on the door. "Benny?"  

"Go away, Ray."  

"Benny, let me in."  

"No."  

"Benny, come on."  

Ben unlocked the door, then crossed over to the dresser and pulled on a
pair of blue jeans.  

"Benny..." Ray sounded sympathetic, but he looked as though he was
fighting back laughter.  

Ben glared at him as he pulled on a sweatshirt.  

"Well, Benny, I wanted this birthday to be memorable."	

"This is not funny, Ray!"  

"I know." Ray nodded solemnly, then turned away quickly, but not before
Fraser saw the grin on his face.  

"Ray!"	

Ray turned back to face him. "Wow, Benny. I've never seen you turn that
shade of red before."  

"I don't know why you find this so amusing, Ray. I'll never be able to
look any of those people in the face again."  

"Trust me, Benny, it's not your face they're going to be thinking about
for awhile."  

"Ray! This is not helping me." Ben turned his back and moved to stand at
the window, staring out at the back yard.  

  

"I'm sorry, Benny." Ray quickly moved to stand behind Benny, wrapping his
arms around Ben's waist and pulling him into an embrace. "Are you going to
be okay?"  

"Your Mother saw me naked, Ray. You do realize that I will never be able
to make love with you again."  

"God, Benny. Sometimes you're more Catholic than I am."  

"It doesn't bother you, Ray?"  

"Honestly Benny? No, not really."  

There was a long pause. "Francessca also saw me naked." He felt Ray
stiffen behind him, and a faint grin crossed his face.	

Ben moved in Ray's arms so that they were looking at each other. "You
know, Ray, maybe you're right. Maybe it is a little bit funny."  

"You're a sick man, Benton Fraser."  

Ben wrapped his arms around Ray's waist and buried his face against Ray's
neck. They stood quietly for awhile, until Ben pulled away as a thought
occurred to him. "Ray, did we just come out to all our friends and your
family?"  

"Yeah, Benny. We sure did. After all the talk and debate about how to
handle it; I guess you took care of things in your own way, didn't you?"
Ray was grinning at him again.	

"Oh God." Ben groaned and buried his face against Ray's neck again. "Thank
God we already told your Mother."  

Ray laughed. "Yeah. I think finding out this way would ruffle even Ma's
feathers."  

Ben grinned faintly, then sighed. "Oh, Ray..."	

Ray laughed softly. "Come on, Benny. Let's go back out to the party."  

"I can't, Ray."  

"Of course you can. Look, you'll have to face them all again sometime.
Best to get it over with. I'll help you."  

"Ray, what they all must be thinking..."  

  

"I'll tell you what they're thinking, Benny." Ray grinned. "The men are
jealous, wishing they had a body like yours, and the women are all
envious, wishing they could have your body for themselves. They can't,
though. It's taken. It's mine."  

"Yours? My body is yours?"  

"Yes."	

"That's very... possessive of you, Ray."  

"Yeah? Does that bother you, Benny?"  

Ben sighed. "No. It probably should, but it doesn't. It's rather
arousing."  

"Arousing?"  

"Yes, Ray."  

Ray grinned happily, then gave Benny a kiss; but Ben broke away. "I
thought you wanted to get back to the party, Ray."  

  

"Well, there's no rush, Benny."  

"Ray, the last thing we need is for everyone out there to overhear us."  

"Well, we'll just have to be quiet then, won't we?"  

Ben burst into laughter. "When is the last time you were quiet, Ray?"  

"Benny!"  

"It's quite all right, Ray. I find it most encouraging. And flattering."  

"Benny!"  

Ben laughed, then drew Ray into another kiss, running his tongue lightly
over Ray's lips. "You think this body is yours now? Just wait until after
the party and we're all alone again."  

Giving Ray a smile equal parts choirboy and seductive lover, Benny pulled
away. Ray moaned helplessly and leaned back into the wall, and Benny
laughed.  

Ray stared at him. "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"  

"Yes, Ray."  

"Do you feel you have sufficient revenge now?"	

"Yes, Ray."  

"Good." Ray smiled at Benny. "Come on love, let's go cut your birthday
cake."	

Taking Ben's hand, Ray led him from the bedroom.   THE END Comments
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