(Type a title for your page here)	 Title: Ray Kowalski's guide to
becoming a Canadian Citizen OR ten steps to being Benton Fraser
 
 
 Disclaimer: Mistakes in this are mine. Fraser and RayK are 
 Alliances... Damn! 
 
 Pairing: Fraser and RayK 
 
 Mail: caffre19@hotmail.com 
 
 Note: In Burning Down the House, Ray finds a Guide on how to become a
Canadian in ten easy steps. Well, seeing as he only got as far as 2, I
thought I'd see what I'd come up with.
 
 
 
   Get a big hat.
  Lick electrical sockets, making sure their live first.
  Be good at everything.
  Know a lot of useless words, like germane.
  Know everybody in Canada.
  A wolf. You gotta have a wolf or it just doesn't make sense. Try to get
one that pretends he's deaf.
  Be ready to defend the uniform of the RCMP at the drop of a hat. Refer
to step 1.
  Somehow manage to never have a hair outta place. Neatness is its own
reward, you gotta remember that.
  Always carry that smelly mucus of some pregnant somethin' or other for
emergencies.
  Be polite to people holding you at gunpoint and threatening your life.
Oh and never carry a gun just 'cause it's too much bother to fill out a
couple of forms.
  
 “That's just facetious Ray, and besides, technically that's eleven steps
you know.”
 
 “Yeah well, don't let me forget logical to the point of death now will
you.”
 
 “I won't Ray.”
 
 “Thanks Fraser.”
 
 “Your welcome Ray.”
 
 
 The End