Babysitting	  Babysitting by Catalina Dudka

  

 This story is written for the private entertainment of fans. No
infringement of any copyrights held by Due South c/o Alliance is intended.
This story is not published for profit, and the author does not give
permission for this story to be reproduced for profit. The author makes no
claims on the characters or their portrayal by the creation of this story.


 This story is rated G. 

 Babysitting
 (by Catalina Dudka - Copyright May 1996) 

 "Tell me again, Benny. Why am I doing this?" 

 "Well, Ray, I promised Mrs. Rodrigues that she could call in an
emergency." 

 "No, Benny, that's your motive. I asked, why am I doing this?" 

 "Ahh ... I asked you to, Ray." 

 "I knew there had to be a good reason." 

 "It won't be that bad." 

 "Oh yeah?! Then how come Diefenbaker is cowering in the back seat?" Dief
whined in agreement. 

 "You are both exaggerating," Fraser responded exasperated. Exiting the
car, he approached a nearby house. 

 Holding the Riv's door open, Ray addressed the wolf. "Come on, Dief. If I
have to go through this, so do you. What are you a wolf or a mouse?" 

 With an outraged bark at the very thought, the wolf leaped out and
trotted after the Mountie. Ray followed. 

 The door of the pretty house opened as they neared. The trio was welcomed
into the bright warmth inside. 

 "Thank you so much for coming at such short notice," beamed a petite
black haired woman. 

 "Not at all. We are glad to help," answered Fraser. 

 "You too, Ray. We really appreciate this," she addressed Vecchio. 

 "No problem, Carla. What are friends for" Ray smiled at the woman, and at
the equally dark haired man behind her. "Hey Joe, how are ya doin'?" 

 "Just fine. Ray, Fraser." 

 "They've been quiet today," Carla explained as she caught Ray's searching
gaze. "I'm sure they'll behave." 

 "I think you'd better be on the way, so as not to miss the first act,"
Fraser pointed out checking his watch. 

 "You are right," agreed Joe and reached in the closet for their coats. 

 "I left all the relevant numbers and instructions by the kitchen phone,"
Carla explained. 

 "We'll be fine. You go ahead and enjoy yourselves," Fraser ushered the
couple out the door. 

 As the door clicked shut, Ray heard a stifled giggle. He spun around and
felt a thunk on his forehead. Reaching up, he plucked the suction cup
arrow stuck there, and promptly flattened himself against the wall for
cover. 

 "Jesus, Maria, and Joseph. Give yourselves up now ... if you know what's
good for you!!" 

 "Now, Ray. That's no way...." 

 THUNK! 

 Ray just about burst out laughing at the startled look on Fraser's face
with a similar arrow stuck to his forehead. 

 "Let me handle this Benny," Ray pulled the Mountie back out of the line
of fire. Glancing around the wall, Ray scouted out the living room and
surrounding doors trying to spot their quarry. "Dief, there's one behind
the couch, and another at the kitchen door. I can't spot the third." 

 The wolf barked his understanding. 

 "Okay. On my count. One ... Two ... Three!" 

 Dief leaped over the couch, while Ray sprinted to the kitchen door,
avoiding a barrage of nerf arrows. 

 Deeming the situation safe, Fraser entered the living room to find Dief
atop a giggling little girl, whose ebony curls and dimpled cheeks were the
spitting image of her mother. 

 "Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how could you shoot me? I thought I was your
favourite Mountie?" Fraser picked the squirming six year old up off the
floor. 

 "Let me go, copper!! Jesus save me, he's got me!!" she yelled trying her
darnest to escape Fraser's grip. 

 "I've got the other one," Ray announced carrying over his shoulder a
smaller boy of about four who wore Bart Simpson jammies and Teenage Ninja
Mutant Turtle slippers. Ray sat on the couch and held the boy down on his
lap. 

 "Well now, Joseph, are you going to tell me where Jesus is, or do I have
to tickle it out of you?" 

 "I ain't no snitch!" huffed the boy, crossing plump arms atop his equally
plump tummy. 

 "I believe that these two will not give in to the usual threats," Fraser
observed. "We'll have to resort to the big guns." 

 "You mean...?" 

 "Yes." 

 "Do we have authority?" Ray questioned watching the children's perplexed
faces. 

 "Yes, Lt. Welsh gave me the okay this afternoon," Fraser searched in his
coat's pocket and pulled out a video box. 

 "If you tell us where Jesus is, and you all promise to behave yourselves,
we'll all watch ... The Lion King!" he said turning the box around so the
tiny outlaws could see the picture in the front. 

 Mary and Joseph squealed in pleasure, bouncing and hugging both men. 

 "Yeah ... The Lion King!!!" 

 Suddenly the whole group was hit with another barrage, this time of nerf
balls. 

 "You'll never take me alive, coppers!!" yelled a young voice from the
upstairs balcony. 

 "We'll see about that," Ray answered and ran up the steps, two at the
time. At the top Ray paused. Holding a hand to his heart, he teetered from
side to side. "Arghhh ... Jesus, you got me!" he gasped and toppled to the
floor in a faint. 

 Peeking between his lashes, Ray watched as the last culprit approached
cautiously. The eight year old neared and poked at Ray's side with his
toe. Ray's hand whipped out and yanked the boy down into a bear hug. 

 "Gotcha!" Ray yelped tickling the giggling child. 

 "Okay, okay, I give up!" Jesus laughed. 

 "Wanna come down and watch The Lion King?" 

 "Sure, uncle Ray." 

 Ray picked up the curly haired boy and carried him down to the couch
where Joseph and Mary were already tucked in beside Fraser, Dief at their
feet. As soon as Ray sat down with Jesus on his lap, Fraser pressed the
play button on the remote, and the movie begun. 

 THE END 

 Cat (cdudka@direct.ca)