Bad Poetry and More   Bad Poetry and More  by Megan 'Fishstic' Wilkins   


 I was inspired to write these after seeing some other bad poetry on
thecloset. These were all written on the back of an envelope at 5:30 AM
during a battle with insomnia. (Which of course, is probably the ideal
condition to write intentionally bad poetry in ...) 

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 Untitled / Unworthy of a Name 

 My Kielbasa is achin' 
for your Canadian bacon 
My knees are shakin' 
In bed I'm not fakin' 
'Cause this love we're makin' 
Is not my heart breakin'. 

 In the morning you awaken 
Your bacon red hot bakin' 
Then it starts shakin' 
From the pleasure we're both takin' 
So good that we're quakin' 
Every morning I could use this kinda bacon. 

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 Ode to Canadian Bacon 

 Hark! There is my one true love! 
How could such perfect Canadian Bacon love a simple Kielbasa such as I? 
Alas - it is so, and I ain't complainin'. 
Do I look stupid to ya? 

 That's what I thought. 

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 Recipe for a BF/RK story 

 Ingredients: 
 Canadian Bacon 
 Kielbasa 

 Directions: 
 Place Canadian Bacon and Kielbasa in a bed of rice. Let simmer until
juices blend. 

 The following ingredients may be added, per the cook's personal
judgement: 
Italian sausage 
Dragonsblood 
Duck sauce 
Beef bullion 

 This recipe should be watched very closely, so you don't accidentally
miss anything. 

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 (In case you're wondering - Dragonsblood is a spice. At least, I'm pretty
sure that's the name of it. I definitely remember the dragon part.)