A Due South Fairy Tale 

A Due South Fairy Tale 

By: Karen Flieger 

One day, the handsome Prince Benton of Fraser was riding along in the
forest. He was soon approached by the Lady Victoria of Metcalfe, a
well-known, yet extremely dangerous sorceress. 

"Finally, I have you." She purred, letting her corkscrew curls fall gently
in Prince Benton's face. "Now, what shall I do with you?" She frowned,
deep in thought. "Maybe I could put you to eternal sleep." 

"No, I believe that has been done already. Besides that, I doubt it was
very successful." Prince Benton objected. 

"Oh, you are right, sweet prince." Lady Victoria admitted, as Prince
Benton attempted to stall her. " I could make you my slave. That certainly
has it's benefits...." She suggested out loud. "No, No. You would resist."


"I suggest you let me go." Prince Benton interrupted. 

"Shh...I'm thinking, milord. Aha! I could turn you into something. Like
a....wolf! And not a cartoon wolf either. I'll do this right, unlike those
bumbling mice!" She considered that for a second and decided to forget
that option. "Ah, now I have it!" 

"Have what, milady?" Prince Benton sighed, as Lady Victoria waved her
wand. 

"This will be perfect!" Lady Victoria crowed. "Nothing could be more gross
or disgusting than a newt!" As she searched the ground for the slimy
little creature, she was instantly disappointed. 

A very chubby and middle-aged man with graying hair stood in Prince
Benton's former place. 

"Whatever happened to family values? What we need is a...Boy's Town!"
Suggested the plump politician. 

"No! Not that kind of Newt! Oh, for Heaven's sake...that's not right at
all! Well, back to the drawing board." Lady Victoria waved her wand and
restored Prince Benton back to his normal form. "That was torture enough
for a whole CENTURY! Nothing's worse than being a.....Gingrich!" 

Sir Ray soon found Prince Benton outside. 

"So, what happened in there Benny?" 

"She turned me into a Newt, Ray." 

"Ah, Benny! That's terrible!" 

"I got better!" 

The End 

" Sometimes it's easier to believe you're in love than to accept that
you're alone." - Benton Fraser 

Enjoy the story? Please e-mail me at kflieger@pigseye.kennesaw.edu