Body Standard Disclaimer. Written after reading one too many stories where two previously perfectly heterosexual, the-thought-never-entered-my-mind-until-I-met-you guys have perfect anal sex. Sorry. Please send comments questions, compliments, and otters to sdelcul@mail.com or visit http://members.nbci.com/dueSou or http://www.learnlink.emory.edu/~sdelcul. A little piece of advice It was supposed to be perfect you know? I mean I managed to get the words out, he didn't freak and run, and thankfully he agreed. The kissing was wonderful and I about came in my pants when his hand crawled into my pants. Only now my back is sore, my butt is definitely sore, and there's a giant lube stain on the couch. Don't get me wrong, it was worth it. But next time I'll know better. Do not make out against the counter. It's hard. Do it on a bed. It's much easier to change the sheets when you sit on the lube and there are better reasons to have a sore ass than a hard floor.