Mayhem     

Mounties and Mayhem: - 

By Postcard 

postcard@manutd.com  

Rating: - NC-17(adult situations, drunken behaviour, gambling, sadistic
hard core teasing<G>, swearing, near drowning and terrorists.) Humour.
Romance. Angst. Violence. Drama. Challenge. Episode Related. 

Pairings: - Fraser/Thatcher. Thatcher/Male. Slight Fraser/Frannie. 

Teaser: - The Musical Ride comes to England and brings Mayhem along with
it. 

Spoilers: - BITH, Mask, The Edge, WATEM, ATQH and RWOB. 

Disclaimer: - The Due South characters in this story are not mine and
anything else Due South isn't mine either. I do not mean to infringe on
copyrights held by any copyright holders for Due South. The song "Lady In
Red" is by Chris De Burgh and the song "You're Makin Me High" is by Toni
Braxton. The story, the songs "Strawberry Blues" and "It's A Runaway," and
all of the new characters however are mine (copyright September1999/April
2000 by Postard on all original story content. The song "Strawberry Blues"
is copyright 18 September 1999 by Postcard. The song It's A Runaway" is
copyright 20 August 1999 by Postcard.) This story is fictional, however
some places in the story are real. I have portrayed these places how I see
them and how I could use them best in my story, so they may not be
portrayed in a true light. The way I have portrayed the R.C.M.P. in this
story is fictional and I do not mean to cause any offence to people or
places. I do not mean to upset the ex Prime Minister 'Margaret Thatcher'
in any way, this story is only fictional and so if you happen to read this
no offence is intended. Please do not reproduce for anything other than
personal reading without the written consent of author. This story is not
written for profit and the author does not give permission for this story
to be reproduced for profit. 

Dedications: - A thank you goes out to Icecat for posting the story to RSY
for me, Anagi for uploading the story to Hexwood for me, and Kris for
uploading the story to the Fraser/Thatcher Archive for me. Thank you very
much also to Cynthia and MagsyB for all of their helpful suggestions,
you've been wonderful, and to Lucky who very kindly agreed to me writing a
lift scene. Thanks to Cheryl C Barnes for giving me the idea to put Ray
and subsequently Frannie in the story. And thanks also to Blink and
Marybeth for their kind comments and encouragement as I wrote the story.
This story is for all of you. Thank you kindly everyone. 

Author's note: - This story is set in England at the end of season 2
(seasons 3 and 4 haven't happened.) The story is about the Musical Ride
touring England and what the Mounties get up to. I thought that it would
be fun to 'play around with them in my own backyard' so to speak.<G> A lot
of the story is about Meg and Ben's relationship. This story has MagsyB
and myself making a cameo appearance. I would like to point out that Sir
James Calland is purely fictional and I am therefore not his cousin, it
was just a way of fitting Magsy and myself into the story. To my knowledge
there is no jazz club called 'Jazzy Blues' I just made it up. There are
pubs called 'The Queen's Head' and the 'Red Lion,' but I have not based
the pubs in my story on any of them; I just used the names that's all. And
there is a Gay Village in Manchester but to my knowledge no one has ever
been tied up there! Also, I set a challenge a while back on RSY to see if
anyone could fit my song "It's A Runaway" into a Meg/Ben story, and here's
my own attempt at the challenge. I hope that you enjoy reading this story
and any constructive comments are welcome at postcard@manutd.com   

Mounties in Manchester 

The First Day 

Ground Rules 

Daniel stood in the arrivals lounge at Manchester International Airport
holding a cardboard sign which read 'R.C.M.P. Musical Ride.' He felt like
a conspicuous fool because everyone who passed him shot him a puzzled
look. One person had even asked him; "If you don't mind me asking what in
the world is a 'Musical Ride,' is it some new tourist coach tour were you
get to listen to music all the time?"  

Daniel had never met a Mountie before but it wasn't too hard to spot them,
they weren't exactly unmissable, it was like a vast red ocean had
descended from nowhere. Heads turned to look in awe at the influx of
Mounties who came to stand to attention in front of Daniel. 

"Hello I'm Inspector Thatcher of the R.C.M.P." Stated a rather attractive
woman who unlike the others with her was dressed in civilian clothes.  

"Nice to meet you, I'm Daniel by the way." Shaking the Inspectors' hand he
added, "Welcome to England. Did you have a pleasant flight?" 

"It was" * What is the word I am looking for? Torture? Nightmare? Hell? I
have spent eight hours sandwiched between Constable Fraser and Constable
Turnbull. Constable Turnbull was absolutely terrified of flying and has
spent the majority of the flight babbling like a child and grabbing hold
of me at the slightest movement of the plane. And when we had the spell of
turbulencewell that doesn't bare thinking about, I had to literally pries
his hand off my arm and threaten to slap him if he didn't calm down.  

Constable Fraser didn't cause any external problems but he has no idea of
the amount of internal problems he caused me. Sitting so close to that man
for eight hours, close enough to touch him and knowing that I can't
because it would be unprofessional. * 

If the flight hadn't have been so early in the morning she would have
downed a couple of brandies and forced Turnbull to do the same but she
didn't think that it was appropriate considering the hour of the day and
particularly since Fraser was a teetotaler. * No, it was not a good
flight. * "The food was pleasant." Was all that she could think of saying.


Daniel led them to a waiting coach and once they were all on board they
headed towards the hotel. When they had all unpacked they gathered in the
conference room of the hotel. 

"First of all I think we will go over some ground rules which I have drawn
up for the duration of our stay in England. Fraser will you hand these out
please?" 

"Yes Sir." 

Meg had created the sheets on her computer and on the print outs were
written: -     

FOUR GROUND RULES 

Rule 1: - Best behaviour at ALL times. 

Rule 2: - Punctuality. 

Rule 3: - NO philandering. 

Rule 4: - Uniform MUST be worn at all times. 

Anyone who does not comply with these rules will be SEVERELY reprimanded. 


"Now then rule number one 'Best behaviour at ALL times.' You're here
representing the R.C.M.P. and Canada, don't forget it. Rule number two
'Punctuality.' I expect you to be punctual at all times. You will have
recreation time, occasionally during the day but mostly in the evening and
during that time you will be free to do as you please. Within reason of
course, sightseeing etc. However I don't want any of you late for the
Musical Ride because you lost track of time or any other reason that you
care to give because it won't wash with me. And I want you all back in
your rooms by midnight. Do I make myself clear?" 

Meg was greeted with a chorus of "Yes Sir."  

"Good. Rule number three 'NO philandering.' I will not tolerate any
philandering what so ever and don't even think about bringing anyone back
to your rooms, the consequences wouldn't be worth it. Rule number four
'Uniform MUST be worn at all times.' This is not a holiday. I want you all
to learn these rules off by heart and anyone who disobeys these rules will
be severely reprimanded." 

Meg looked around at the terrified sea of faces in front of her and knew
that she sounded like a battle-axe schoolteacher but she didn't want
another fiasco like last time. The only good that had come from that had
been that she had shared a delightful kiss with Fraser. If she weren't his
commanding officer who knows what other delightful things they would have
got up to! Well actually yes she did know because she kept replaying them
in her head, but she couldn't dwell on that now because she had the
schedule to discuss with them. Meg decided to speak more softly because
she was going to be spending a month with them and she had to try and get
along with them or at least be civil.  

"As you know the Musical Ride will be touring England for a month. The
country has been divided into four sections and one week will be spent
touring various places in each section. The sections are the north-west,
north-east, south-west and south-east. The first week will be spent
touring the north-west and our schedule here is that tomorrow we will stay
in Manchester performing the Musical Ride. The day after on a Wednesday we
will go up to the city of Liverpool in Merseyside for a brief stop off and
later that evening we will travel north along the coast to Blackpool in
Lancashire, which is a town and tourist resort. We will be staying in
Blackpool for a few days and then move further north to spend Saturday and
Sunday in the Lake District in Cumbria. I won't boggle your mind with the
rest of the schedule yet as I think that's enough information for you to
be dealing with at the moment. Now then Constable Fraser and I have an
interview to attend so while I'm gone I want you to concentrate on
learning the ground rules and Sergeant Frobisher is in charge in my
absence." 

   

The Interview 

Inspector Thatcher and Fraser got into a black cab and headed towards
Granada Television Studios. After a long and trying flight the last thing
Meg wanted was an interview but the schedule had all ready been arranged
and Meg had orders to follow it. She had chosen her most competent
subordinate to accompany her and after the media coverage of the last
train incident she thought that he was definitely the best candidate. 

"Now then Fraser let me handle all of the questions unless you are asked a
direct question. In that case I want you to answer the question as best
you can and please stick to the point. I do not want you to go completely
off the point and ramble on about some Inuit tale on English television,
understood?" 

"Yes understood Sir."	   

* * * * * 

"I would like to welcome Inspector Margaret Thatcher and Constable Benton
Fraser of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. No relation to the ex Prime
Minister are you?" Asked the presenter for Granada Television. 

"No." * How many times am I going to be asked that while I'm here? *
Passport Control had been the worst so far. She had shown them her
passport and the man there had taken it off her; eyeing her passport and
then her as if he thought that it was some sort of joke. He had then
grinned like a Cheshire Cat and shouted his friend over.  

"Hey Nick take a look at this passport for a sec."  

Nick had come over, took her passport and then burst out laughing. "I feel
sorry for you having the same name as the ex PM. Well at least you're
better looking than she ever was. No offence intended but I'd go and get
your name changed while you're here, you'll have a much easier time if you
do."  

He handed the passport back to Meg. "Thanks for the advice, I am sure that
your Superiors will appreciate you giving it to me." And with that she had
stormed past them without a backward glance in search of their Superiors.
* What a nerve he had telling her to change her name? *She had wanted to
sink through the floor because everyone at Passport Control had stared at
her. And just to rub salt in her wounds all of the mounties under her
command had been allowed to pass straight through Passport Control without
a second glance and definitely no comments were made to them. 

"I understand that you are here in England touring with the Musical Ride,
could you tell us what exactly the Musical Ride is?" Inquired the
presenter snapping Meg out of her pondering. 

"Yes of course" Meg explained what the Musical Ride was and the history
behind it. 

"Weren't you both on the train with the Musical Ride when it was hijacked
by terrorists in the U.S.A.?" 

"Yes we were," Meg confirmed through gritted teeth. * Why did the
presenter have to bring that up? Couldn't anyone let sleeping dogs lie?
And when am I ever going to finally get away from that incident? * 

"Tell me Constable Fraser weren't you the one who was responsible for
stopping the run away train from a nuclear disaster and in turn for
catching the terrorists who were disguised as a news-crew?" 

"Ah wellit wasn't entirely down to me. Inspector Thatcher, Sergeant
Frobisher, Detective Vecchio and my wolf Diefenbaker all played a part in
defusing the situation." 

"Did you say that you had a wolf?" Asked the presenter surprised.  

"Yes. Well actually he is half wolf." 

The presenter decided not to continue with that line of enquiry and just
shook her head amazed. "Wasn't Inspector Thatcher kidnapped by one of the
terrorists and didn't you rescued her?" 

Ben glanced over at Meg * 'oh dear!' * He could tell that she was not at
all impressed by the question. "Yes it is correct that Inspector Thatcher
was kidnapped however I was not alone inerrescuing her." Ben could sense
Megs' irritation growing at these questions and he was hesitant at using
any word associated with 'rescue' for fear of embarrassing her on TV and
her subsequently taking it out on him later. 

* Charming! This is just absolutely charming they're talking about me as
if I am not here and making me look like a complete ass in the process. * 

"Oh come on now constable don't be so modest, you're quite the hero in
Canada and the U.S.A. by all accounts. You must be proud to have him on
your staff Inspector?" 

Ben turned a nice shade of red that matched the colour 'Crimson Lake' at
the presenters praising. 

"Ermyes Constable Fraser is a good officer," Meg said icily and she
definitely didn't sound as if she meant it.  

"It must have been a terrible ordeal that you both want to forget." 

"Yes." Meg thought * So why the heck are you asking us about it then? * 

"It wasn't all terrible," revealed Ben.  

Meg looked at him in surprise and then it dawned on her as to what he was
referring to; the 'contact'. Meg blushed and in order to keep any dignity
that she had left after the presenter had portrayed her as a 'damsel in
distress' instead of a competent police officer, Meg shot Fraser a caustic
look to prevent him from divulging anything else. He cowered at her look
and swallowed repeatedly. * Good I think he gets the message loud and
clear. * 

"Really? I would have thought that all of the incident would have been
terrible? I know myself that I wouldn't have been as Cavalier about it as
you. You definitely are something else Constable Fraser!"  

* Yes a moron and an idiot. How could he be so stupid as to say something
like that to the media? They always pick up on the slightest thing and if
they realised what had happened between the two of us on the train the
media would have a field day with it. It wouldn't only disgrace and
embarrass us both, but the R.C.M.P. and Canada as well. I can definitely
kiss my career goodbye to the wind if that happens. Just wait until I get
hold of him, he'll wish that he never joined the R.C.M.P. when I've
finished with him. * 

Meg decided to act quickly at damage limitation, she was not going to take
the chance of the presenter bullying Fraser into answering the question.
"I believe that Fraser was referring to the horse-riding. Weren't you
Fraser?" 

"Erm yes Sir." 

"I wish that we could have you on our police force. A country can never
have too many good police officers." 

* You can gladly have him; yes you're most welcome to him. It would get
rid of one major problem in my life. Take him please! * Knowing Fraser
anything was possible he continually surprised her, by the end of the tour
the Queen could have even personally asked him to stay on and be her
personal bodyguard. Meg wondered if secretly the presenter didn't fancy
Fraser because she was definitely praising him enough and she was smiling
at him like a star crazed fan. 

'Urr' it made Meg want to throw up. But deep down Meg knew that she didn't
want to lose him in her life. Well he wasn't really part of her life he
was just her subordinate but any part of her life that he was in she
wanted to keep him there.* Damn Fraser. * It was as though with that one
kiss he had somehow attached himself permanently to her brain and heart.  

"I take it Inspector that there will be no news-crew on the train on this
particular Musical Ride?" 

"No but I would like to point out that that is not because of the incident
just mentioned but because we will not be on the train very long and the
BBC have decided that it is best if they set up their equipment to film
the Musical Ride before it reaches each various location, instead of
following us around on the train." * That should put you in your place, no
up start of a presenter is going to catch me out with no decent answer to
that question. * 

"A list of dates, places and times are running across your screen now and
I recommend that you go to watch the Musical Ride as it is a one off
experience worth seeing that you wouldn't normally get to watch in
England. Well thank you very much for letting us interview you and on
behalf of Granada Studios I hope that you enjoy your stay in England." 

As Ben and Meg walked out of the television studio Meg turned to Ben.
"Fraser I'm going shopping around Manchester as we have an hour or so to
kill." 

"Right Sir. Ermwould you mind if I accompanied you?" 

"If you must. Come on then Fraser you can hold my bags for me. I want to
have a word with you about something anyway." 

   

Retail Therapy 

Walking around the exclusive boutiques in St. Anns' Square and King Street
Ben could sense that Meg was annoyed at him. It wasn't that hard to spot
because she was being what one would call hostile towards him. * I was
right when I previously thought that I might have embarrassed her by the
way I answered the questions. Oh dear! I hope that she doesn't take it out
on me for the rest of the tour. She is like no one I have ever come across
before; she has a certain knack for making a persons life miserable if you
do something to annoy her. I was hoping that this tour would be an
opportunity for us to get to know one another better and hopefully become
friends, I hope that I've not messed things up already! * 

"Sir have I done something to offend you?" 

"Yesnoit's not entirely you. It's just the long flight and some of those
questions that we were askedI should have expected them I know, butthey
really, pardon the expression, 'pissed me off.'" Meg was wondering how and
where to broach the 'contact.' She didn't want to blast him in the street
but she definitely wanted to chew him out. But seeing as he had asked her
if he'd offended her she figured that he had asked to be blasted in the
street. After all if he couldn't figure out what he had done wrong then it
was her obligation to tell him, right? 

"What the heck were you playing at Fraser?" 

"I beg your pardon Sir?" 

"You know damn well what I mean!" 

"I'm sorry Sir if Iembarrassed you in any way. I didn't intend to." 

"WHAT! You didn't intend to? If you didn't want to embarrass me then why
the hell did you say that it wasn't all terrible?" Without giving him time
to answer Meg raced on with the blasting. "That could have had disastrous
consequences, you could have wrecked my career Fraser. You might not care
about yours but my career means a lot to me. I've had to work very hard to
get where I am and I am not about to lose if for anyone. Don't you ever
pull a stunt like that again. What possessed you to say something so
stupid?" 

Ben was nearly blown over by her outburst. "I think that you know why
Sirbecause of the 'contact' theincident wasn't all terrible because it
brought us together," Ben answered softly and then looked down at his
boots, praying that she wouldn't slap him because she looked mad as hell. 

"Fraser I thought I made it clear that it couldn't happen again?" She
bellowed at him on the crowded street. Passers by turned to look at them
and some even more curious ones who obviously had no life of their own
stopped to watch the attractive woman shouting her head off at an equally
attractive man in a red uniform who was beginning to look red all over. 

"Yes you did and I have tried to forget but as I have told you before I
can't." 

"Well you'll just have to try harder then won't you?" 

"Yes but I can't promise that I will succeed. Sir how can you dismiss and
forget it so easily?" 

Meg wanted to screech at him "because I have to but that doesn't mean that
I want to or that I can." * How could he think that I have forgotten
easily? How could I possibly when he's around me so much, just looking at
him makes me remember the 'contact.' * 

"Fraser I don't want to discuss this now, that's an order." With that Meg
turned around to walk off. As she did so Ben lightly touched her arm.
"Sir?" 

Meg stopped dead in her tracks and turned around to face him. "Sir why
won't you discuss this with me? If you tell me how you can dismiss it then
maybe I can." 

"Fraser please. Don't put me through this, if you really care anything
about me at all forget the whole thing ever happened," Meg said to him
with a pleading look from her eyes. Ben nodded his head mournfully. 

"I haven't bought anything yet, I need some retail therapy after that
interview." * And after everything else. * She turned around once more and
stormed off in the direction of Kendals with Ben following at her heels. 

Some of the looks they got whilst shopping because of Bens' uniform were
definitely 'Kodak moments.' Ben was weighed down; firstly because she
wouldn't reciprocate his feelings anymore and secondly because he had
ended up carrying lots of bags for Meg. She wasn't joking when she said
'retail therapy' because with each item she bought she had considerably
cheered up. Ben was now standing once again outside of the women's
changing rooms waiting for Meg to finish trying on another item of
clothing, this time a red dress. 

"What do you think?" Meg asked smiling at him as she twirled around to
show off the dress she was wearing. 

He wanted to say, "Wow you look ravishingly sexy." However remembering
their earlier conversation he instead said, "You look stunning." 

Meg blushed at the compliment. "Thank you." 

Going back into the changing rooms she thought about how much fun it would
be to torture him for what he had obliviously put her through on the
plane, at the interview and just recently on the street. And so stepping
out of the changing rooms she set off towards the ladies underwear section
of the store with Ben following after her like a gullible puppy.  

Meg turned around to look at Ben and it was obvious that he had finally
realised where they were because he was a nice shade of dark red. She knew
why he was acting uncomfortable but she thought she would ask and make him
squirm. 

"What's the matter Fraser?" Meg asked him as innocently as she could. 

"ErumSir we're in the ladies underwear section." 

"Yes I know that Fraser. Is that what's the matter?" 

"Yes Sir." 

"Oh don't be so coy Fraser, nothing is going to jump out and bite you;
except me maybe if you don't lighten up a bit."  

Ben wondered if she bit playfully when she made love, that was something
he would probably never get to know. She grabbed his arm and dragged him
around the ladies underwear section. Meg was really enjoying herself and
she thought that she would tease him some more. She picked up some red
lace panties because she knew that he thought red suited her, he had told
her twice before. Dangling them in front of him she said, "These look
rather nice don't you think?" 

He swallowed convulsively and his back and shoulders stiffened up. All he
could do was nod his head, he didn't bother attempting to speak because he
knew that he wouldn't be able to get any words out. 

"Here hold these for a second while I look for a matching bra." Meg thrust
the panties into his hand. 

While she looked for a matching bra Ben thought * well this is the closest
I'll get to her underwear. * 

Her search accomplished Meg held up a matching red lace bra. "Good I've
found one." 

Ben's back and shoulders were not the only things that stiffened. Meg
noticed his look of total mortification and following his gaze downwards
she noticed that his tackle was bulging against his pants. 

She stepped forward, closer to him, shielding him so that nobody else
would see. This however seemed to make the situation worse. "Fraser get
control of yourself, this is not acceptable behaviour." * Don't be cruel,
Meg. It's not his fault. You were the one who turned him on by teasing
him, * scolded her conscience. "I'm sorry FraserI shouldn't have dragged
you in here." 

"It's not your fault Sir. I'mI'm terribly sorry to embarrass you like this
in the middle of a department store. I" 

"Don't apologise FraserI teased you and I shouldn't have," Meg couldn't
look him in the eyes when she said that and unfortunately she let her eyes
drift down to his pants. Suddenly realising where she was looking she made
herself lock her eyes with his. She had to fight the urge to reach out and
stroke him, her fingers itched to stimulate him. She wished that she could
'try him on' in the changing rooms. No, she couldn't do that because they
would both be arrested and how would they explain themselves to the others
when they had to come and bail them out of jail? * Get a hold of your
emotions, Meg. You cannot mount Fraser, you're both mounties; how ironic?
Well, I might as well buy the underwear, if it has this effect on him, I'm
sure it will on somebody else! Plus, it will go perfectly with the red
dress. * 

"Ermlet me pay for the clothing and then I think it's time that we went
back to join the others at the hotel." Meg tried her hardest, but not as
hard as Ben was now, to stay business like and professional as she said
it. 

* How in the world am I going to look her in the face now? This is
terribly embarrassing. I can normally keep my emotions in check, but when
she started showing me the underwear that she was going to buy, I just
imagined her in it, and lost every ounce of control. * 

Ben put the bags in front of him and followed her to the cash register.
After Meg had paid for the dress and underwear the two of them left the
store in silence.  

Strawberry Split 

Meg stood in front of the congregation of wide-eyed Mounties in the
conference room of the hotel. * I'm beginning to wonder if this is such a
good idea letting them loose on the city without my supervision. I mean,
look at them! They look like a bunch of excited school children and
everybody knows what school children can get up to given half the chance!
However, there's no way that I'm going to miss listening to the Halle
Orchestra. I have to let them out sometime, I can't keep them prisoners in
the hotel all of the time I'm not present, or can I? * Meg dismissed the
idea. * No, it's only fair to let them do some sightseeing. * 

"I have been invited to attend a performance by the Halle Orchestra this
evening and if there is an emergency while I'm gone Sergeant Frobisher and
Constable Fraser each have my mobile phone number to contact me by. I do
not want anyone to phone me unless there is an emergency, understood?" 

"Yes Sir," confirmed the Mounties. 

Meg was dressed in a long midnight blue evening dress and Ben wished that
he were going with her to the performance. But she had explained earlier
to Frobisher and himself when giving them her mobile phone number that as
part of the 'welcome committee' Sir James Calland had invited her to
accompany him to the Halle Orchestra. She had gone on to explain that the
invitation was for her alone because she was in charge. 

"You had better all have learnt the 'ground rules' by now and I don't want
you to do anything that constitutes breaking them. Also I want you all in
your hotel rooms, alone, by midnight remember." 

"Excuse me Inspector Thatcher. Sir James Calland is waiting in the foyer
for you," informed the receptionist. 

"Ah right. Thank you. Would you please tell him that I am on my way?" 

"Certainly Inspector." 

Meg retrieved her coat and handbag then headed towards the hotel foyer. *
I wonder what Sir James Calland is like? I hope he's not an old pervert
like Henri Cloutier was. Sir James Calland sounded nice enough when I
spoke to him on the phone earlier, but you never know, until you actually
meet someone. * 

"Good evening. You must be Inspector Thatcher; it's a pleasure to meet
you. I'm Sir James Calland, but you can call me James." Announced an
extremely handsome middle aged man as he offered Meg his hand to shake. 

You could have knocked Meg down with a feather. She wasn't sure what she
was expecting but it most definitely was not this. He was drop dead sexy.
His short hair was honey blond and his eyes were a delicate shade of blue
grey. His skin was a lovely tanned mocha colour. 

"Delighted to meet you James. And please do call me Margaret or Meg." 

Ben was walking on automatic pilot to the foyer. He had to see who this
man was who would be spending the entire evening with Meg. Ben suddenly
felt his heart contract. Talking to Meg was an attractive, charming,
well-bread man. And it was blatantly obvious from the way Meg was looking
at him with a dreamy expression in her eyes that she fancied the pants off
him. * Oh dear! This man is going to give me a run for my money. * 

Meg spotted Fraser watching her. * How dare he spy on me? Who does he
think he is MI6? Just because we kissed once, does not mean that I'm his
property, and that he owns me. Oh good, he looks jealous and so he should
be! * "Don't wait up for me Fraser I won't be back until late." She
shouted to Fraser across the foyer and shot him a look that only Ben could
see from his position that said, "I might be out all night if you know
what I mean!"  

As they headed for the door Meg sneaked a quick glance at James' backside,
mostly for Frasers' benefit. * Oh my! His bums so tight he's bouncing off
the walls. This is going to be a very enjoyable evening. * 

* Oh great! She's checking out his ass now. I just hope that's all she
does, because the look she gave me certainly indicated that she was hoping
for a lot more. *      

* * * * * 

In the conference room the rest of the Mounties listened to Sergeant
Frobisher. "Now remember stay in at least threes and either Fraser or
myself can be contacted by the mobile phones that the Inspector has given
both of us. But most importantly don't lose track of time, make sure that
you are back in your rooms by midnight otherwisewellI don't advise being
late." 

The Mounties all exited the hotel and the 'Strawberries' split into
various directions in their sightseeing quest. As none of the museums were
open in the evening Fraser, Frobisher and Turnbull decided to go to a Jazz
club called "Jazzy Blues." 

They hadn't been in Jazzy Blues long when they were bombarded by women
chatting them up.  

"Hi sugar! Why don't you slip out of that uniform and get more
comfortable?" Suggested one of the women to Ben and started to loosen his
lanyard and undo his Sam Browne.  

"Ma 'am I really would prefer that you didn't do that." 

Turnbull really wanted to have a go at singing the blues and he kept
begging Fraser and Frobisher to go up on stage with him, so in order to
escape from the women they agreed to sing. Ben decided to sing first and
Frobisher and Tunbull did the backing (de der de de.) 

Strawberry Blues 

The woman I love, de der de de 

doesn't want me, de der de de 

she acts like our kiss, de der de de 

didn't even exist, de der de de 

I wish I had a pound for every time she treats me mean_ 

  

I got the blues_ 

Yeah he got the blues (<Frobisher and Turnbull) 

I've been down_ and on my own too long 

if I cheered up I'd still_ be below sea level 

I'm a loser in love 

Yeah he's a big time loser in love (<Frobisher and Turnbull) 

if it wasn't for bad luck in love 

I wouldn't have any luck in love at all_ 

No he wouldn't have any luck at all (<Frobisher and Turnbull) 

  

I'm the saddest Mountie, de der de de 

that ever did live, de der de de 

I'm thinking of changing my uniform colour, de der de de 

to a darkest shade of blue to match my mood, de der de de 

Every time I see her my heart goes flying out of control_ 

  

I got the blues_ 

Yeah he got the blues (<Frobisher and Turnbull) 

I've been down_ and on my own too long 

if I cheered up I'd still_ be below sea level 

I'm a loser in love 

Yeah he's a big time loser in love (<Frobisher and Turnbull) 

if it wasn't for bad luck in love 

I wouldn't have any luck in love at all_ 

No he wouldn't have any luck at all (<Frobisher and Turnbull) 

  

The woman I've just told you about, de der de de 

is out tonight with another man, de der de de 

he's gonna give me a run for my money, de der de de 

but I'll challenge him to the very end, de der de de 

I'm not a religious man but I hope to God that she doesn't end up in his
bed_ 

  

Take it away Turnbull	   

* * * * *  

Meanwhile Constable Cherry, Constable Evans and Constable Tagert had got
themselves into some difficulty. Constable Tagert was being used as a
human dartboard. He was pinned to the wall by darts through the edge of
his uniform, narrowly missing piercing his skin and one dart had been
expertly thrown straight through the top of his Stetson; securely nailing
him to the wall behind him. Constable Cherry and Evans were trying their
best to persuade the dart players to release Constable Tagert but to no
avail.	

The events that had led up to Constable Tagerts' current position had
started when the three constables chose to experience a typical English
pub 'The Queen's Head.' The locals in the pub had been playing what the
Mounties thought was pool and when the Mounties were asked did any of them
know how to play because one of the locals called Jack needed a partner,
they all said that they knew how to play and that Constable Tagert was the
best in Canada. The game however turned out to be snooker not pool and
Tagert disastrously messed up the game. Jack and his friends were not
impressed because they had had to put money down to play and they hadn't
been able to have a game because of Tagert.  

Jack and co had then decided to play a game of darts and Tagert feeling
terrible about ruining their game of snooker kept offering helpful advise
just as they were about to throw the darts. This really aggravated Jack
and co but to make matters worse Jacks girlfriend took what you might call
a liking to Tagert, because she sat on his knee and kissed him. Jack lost
his temper, grabbed Tagert by his lanyard and punched him in the face and
that is how Tagert ended up as a dartboard. Jack thought the aspect that
Tagerts' name when rearranged spelt 'Target' was hysterical and would not
free him.  

"Oh no Inspector Thatcher is going to have all of heads on a platter when
she finds out about this. What if they won't let him go?" Fretted
Constable Cherry. 

"We'd better phone Sergeant Frobisher for help," suggested Constable
Evans.	    

* * * * * 

Sergeant Frobishers' mobile phone went off just as they stepped off the
small round stage. He listened to a hysterical Constable Evans and then
turned to Fraser and Turnbull. "It appears we may have a problem. Come on
we'd better go to 'The Queen's Head'." 

Fraser, Turnbull and Frobisher started to walk down the street towards the
pub when Fraser realised that they were being followed by some women from
the Jazz club. Noticing that Fraser had seen them the women started to run
towards the Mounties. 

"Oh dear! I think we'd better run," Ben told Frobisher and Turnbull. 

The three Mounties started running down Deansgate and the women picked up
pace, chasing after them. "Split up and meet back here," instructed
Frobisher. 

The panic stricken 'Strawberries' split up, running in three different
directions they tried to shake off the women. After ten minutes of running
down alleys and slipping in and out of pubs Fraser had finally lost the
women. He headed back to Deansgate where Frobisher was already waiting for
him. 

"Where's Turnbull he should have lost them by now?" Asked Ben. 

"You don't think that they have caught him do you?" Frobisher asked with a
shudder at what they might do to him. 

"I hope not. We'd better go and look for him." 

Fraser and Frobisher had been searching for Turnbull for the past half an
hour and they still couldn't find him. "What should we do, should we keep
looking for Turnbull or go and help Tagert at 'The Queen's Head'? Asked
Fraser.      

* * * * * 

At the same time in Megabowl another disaster was occurring. Constables
Redwing, McAndrew and Isamoron were attempting to do tenpin bowling.
Constable Isamoron had picked up a bowl and showing off to some attractive
women who were watching them he had dropped it. The bowl landed with
immense force on his foot. Howling out in pain Isamoron had hobbled
backward waving his arms around to keep his balance he had accidentally
smacked a woman on her bottom. 

"You dirty pervert," screamed the woman whilst she socked him with a good
right-hook in the mouth. "Get out of here before I call the police." 

Running out of Megabowl Isamoron, McAndrew and Redwing bumped straight
into six breathless women. The women exchanged sadistic smiles and each
Mountie was locked in a steel grip by two of the women. 

"Come with us sugars."	    

* * * * * 

Fraser and Frobisher decided to go to 'The Queen's Head' first and then
they could all look for Turnbull afterwards. Heading towards the pub they
went past a cinema and glancing at the film titles they both said, "He's
in here." 

Entering the cinema they walked up to a member of the staff and asked if
anyone had seen a man wearing the same uniform as them. "Yes come to think
of it I have he's in cinema number three." 

"Thank you kindly." 

Fraser and Frobisher opened the door to cinema number three and they heard
an almighty scream rip through the cinema house. "That'll be Turnbull,"
Ben said as he and Frobisher headed towards a trembling Turnbull seated at
the front of the cinema. 

"Come on Turnbull. It's alright," comforted Ben as he helped him up out of
his seat. 

"Sir the film is terrifying. How can it possibly be alright for children?"
Turnbull managed to say in between sobbing. 

"Yes I know Bambi can be scary and upsetting."	

"The women didn't get you did they lad?" Asked Frobisher wondering if they
had done something horrible to him that would explain him being terrified
by Bambi. 

"No I ran into here and they didn't follow me thank goodness."	    

* * * * * 

Fraser, Frobisher and Turnbull entered 'The Queen's Head' and the scene
before them made the Mounties stop dead in their tracks in shock.
Constable Tagert was still pinned to the wall with a black eye beginning
to develop. Constable Cherry was lying full length on top of the snooker
table with an old woman on top of him kissing the living daylights out of
him. And Constable Evans was having a boxing match with a muscle bound
skinhead. 

"Great Scott, how did it get this out of hand?" Remarked Frobisher. 

Frobisher went to rescue Constable Cherry; Fraser thought he'd take his
chances breaking up the fight and Turnbull managed to unpin Constable
Tagert from the wall while everyone was absorbed watching the fight. 

"Ma 'am could you umstop with your current project please?" Frobisher
asked the old woman squashing Cherry on the snooker table. She was like a
woman possessed; she just would not release him. 

Fraser tried to break up the fight but his intervention only made the
situation worse because Jacks' friends mistook Frasers' intentions and
thought that he was joining in. They didn't think the odds were fair and
so they joined in themselves. It was like the OK Corrall. Chairs went
flying through the air, bottles and glasses were smashed; mostly over
peoples heads, snooker cues were snapped in two Fraser dodged a punch and
then placed his own in Jacks' ribs, Turnbull held his fists up;
challenging a man and when the man accepted his challenge Turnbull ran off
and locked himself in the men's toilets. 

At the same time the fight got more underway the woman looked up to see
what was going on and with the distraction Frobisher managed to pry her
off Cherry. The noise of police sirens approaching cut through the air and
the fight stopped because Jack and his friends tried to do a runner before
the police arrived; well as best they could with their injuries.  

Bootie Call 

Meg sat next to James in the VIP box listening to the performance by the
Halle Orchestra, Britain's longest established professional orchestra. She
started to hear a ringing noise that she was sure was not part of the
performance. * Oh damn! It's my mobile phone. * 

"Excuse me for a moment James, my phone appears to be ringing," Meg
whispered to him. 

Walking out of the concert hall and into the foyer Meg answered her phone.
"Thatcher," she shouted abruptly down the mouthpiece. 

"Ah Inspector I'm sorry to interrupt your evening." 

"What is it Fraser? I told you not to call me unless there was an
emergency." 

"YeswellSir I think that this is classed as an emergency. There waswell
some trouble you see" 

"Get to the point Fraser or I'm hanging up." 

"We're in the casualty department at Manchester Royal Infirmary with the
Greater Manchester Police." 

There was silence on the other end of the line. "Are you still there Sir?"


"WHAT in HEAVENS name are you doing in casualty?" Meg bellowed down the
phone at him after recovering from the initial shock of what he had just
told her. 

Ben cringed and held the phone away from his ear until she had finished
ranting and raving at him. "As I was trying to explain to you Sir there
was some trouble in a pub called 'The Queen's Head' and we" 

"Tell me later," Meg said cutting him off. She knew that Frasers'
explanations usually took forever and she wanted to know if everyone was
all right. "Is anybody badly hurt and who is we?" 

"No Sir nobody is badly hurt. Constable Cherry has a mild concussion,
Constable Evans is the most badly injured he has had to have stitches on
his head." * I hope that she takes this next bit well, maybe if I play it
down she won't go ballistic? * "Oh and he has broken two of his fingers on
his left hand and his right arm is sprained and is in a sling." 

"HE'S DONE WHAT? You'd better be drunk and this is some kind of sick joke
that you're playing on me! How in the world is he going to ride a horse
with broken fingers and a sprained arm?" 

"Unfortunately Sir this is not a 'sick joke' as you put it. I am deadly
serious and I might add that I am stone cold sober. Furthermore Sir I
would never play a joke on you. Sir that isn't the end of the injuries
either." 

Meg braced herself for more bad news. "Constable Tagert has a black eye
and various other bruising. Constable Turnbullwell he has no has no
physical scars butyou'll see for yourself, he'supset. And Sergeant
Frobisher is uninjured." 

"How about you? Are you injured?" Meg couldn't hide the concern from her
voice. She hoped that he was all right, he sounded all right but you never
could tell with Fraser. 

"No not really Sir just some mild bruising that's all." 

* Thank goodness. * Meg wouldn't rest though until she saw him and
confirmed for herself that he was all right. "You said that the police
were with you, why is that?" 

"Due to the fight, but none of us have been arrested Sir. The police
wanted to make sure that we were all right and to take statements from us
about what happened. It appears that the people who started the fight are
notorious to them." 

"You were in a FIGHT? Oh this is just great; it gets better and better.
This had better not end up in the news Fraser or I'll fire the whole lot
of you." * Well, that explains the injuries then. I leave them alone for
one evening, just one bloody evening and they end up in a fight and in
casualty. I knew it was a bad idea letting them loose on their own. No,
Meg, it was not one of your better decisions. * 

James came up behind Meg and put his hand lightly on her shoulder. "Is
anything wrong Meg?" 

"Oh you surprised me. Yes some of my officers are in casualty, something
to do with a pub called 'The Queen's Head'." 

"What were they doing there? That place is well dodgy the police are
constantly raiding it for drugs. It's also got a reputation for a place
where hookers go and it has been known for some of them to run a Bootie
Call service from the pub. There are lots of better and safer pubs to have
a drink in than 'The Queen's Head'." 

"Drugs? Hookers?" Meg turned back to the phone conversation with Fraser.
"Constable none of you were involved with drugs or hookers in any way were
you?"  

"Certainly not Sir," Ben denounced in a shocked voice. * How could she
even think that I would be involved in such activity, or for that matter
condone that kind of activity by the others? * 

"Is that everything then Fraser?" 

"No Sir." 

"Go on." * What can he possibly tell me, that is any worse, than what he
already has? * 

"Constables Redwing, McAndrew and Isamoron are missing." 

"How do you know that they're missing?" 

"Constable Grady saw them being abducted by some women and she phoned the
police." 

"ABDUCTED? Can this get any worse?" James massaged her shoulders in an
effort to calm her down. "ummmmmmmmthat feels good James. Yes continue." 

"I beg your pardon Sir?" 

* Oh shit I must have said that down the phone. I bet he wonders what the
heck's going on! Not at all professional of me. I'm turning this
conversation into a Bootie Call of my own. * "Nothing, never mind Fraser.
What did the police say?" 

* What is he doing to her? Whatever it is, it sounded like she was
enjoying it. I really need to see a doctor, or maybe a psychiatrist.
Anyone who can help me to stop obsessing about her and who can treat this
creeping sensation of hate, that I appear to be developing against Sir
James Calland. I mean it's absurd. I don't even know the man, and there is
no rational explanation as to why I am beginning to hate his guts. Just
because he is spending a bit of time with her, and she sounds as if she is
enjoying herself in his company, is no reason to hate him. It isn't
healthy. Yes, I definitely need to see someone about this. *  

"The police said that they'll look for them andjust one moment Sir." Ben
listened to a policeman from the Greater Manchester Police and then
returned to his conversation with Meg. "Sir the police have found them." 

"They have? Good. Where are they and are they all right?" 

"Yes they're all right Sir. They're not injured butwell they were found" 

"Spit it out Fraser. Where were they found?" 

"In the Gay Village Sir." 

"So what's wrong with that?" 

"Nothing Sir it's not where they were found but how they were found that
you're not going to like." 

"How where they found?" Meg knew as she asked the question that she would
soon wish she had never asked it. 

"They were found stripped to their underwear and tied with their lanyards
to a lamppost in the Gay Village. A very nice man untied them and rang up
the police." 

"Who the hell did that to them?" 

"I believe it was the same women who had earlier chased Sergeant
Frobisher, Turnbull and myself. The women made advances towards them just
like they had with us and when they refused they unfortunately didn't have
the opportunity to run off like we had. The six women decided to strip
them down to their underwear and tie them to a lamppost with their
lanyards as a joke." 

"You have been chased by women? I hope that you managed to keep your
uniform on Fraser!"  

* Women have been making advances towards him and chasing him. What has he
got up to? Has he been philandering with hookers? I know women throw
themselves at him all of the time, and he doesn't take them up on it, but
still he is a man, he might haveHe did say though, that he had ran from
these particular woman. * Meg smiled inwardly, at the image she had
conjured up, of Fraser running around Manchester, while being chased by a
pack of bloodthirsty women. * God! He's got me wondering what he's been
doing now. Maybe, I should give him a taste of his own medicine, and make
him wonder what I'm doing? Maybe, turning this conversation into my own
little Bootie Call, would work very nicely? * 

"Er yes Sir however in Constables Redwing, McAndrew and Isamorons' defence
it wasn't the easiest of tasks keeping your uniform on around those women.
I can easily see how their being out of uniform could have happened. I can
vouch that those women are exceptionally skilled at removing clothing Ma
'am." 

* I can't believe that I am hearing this. Is he saying that those women
not only made advances to him, but tried to undress him as well? Is that
all they did? Is that where they ended, at trying to undress him, or did
those sluts go a lot further with him? He wouldn't exactly tell me if he
had fucked them would he? He had every reason to have sex with someone
after the way I treated him earlier; shouting at him in the street and
telling him to try harder to forget the 'contact.' Maybe this is his way
of doing just that? Is he insinuating that he's had sex with one or more
of those women to make me jealous, or get revenge? But he said he had run
from them. Oh God! What am I supposed to think? * 

Meg decided to tease Fraser. * After all, if he is going to play games
with my mind, then why shouldn't I play a few games of my own? Besides, I
like playing games, doesn't everyone? * 

This was actually turning into quite a fun hobby for her. She had
immensely enjoyed teasing him in the store but she had felt slightly
guilty when his tackle developed a 'hard on'. * Well, at least I know how
much he wants me. And if I decided to have my wicked way with him, I
wouldn't have to worry about him not performing, everything seemed in fine
working order to me. Why should I feel guilty about what happened in the
store? If he can't control his body around me, then that's his problem.
It's not easy for me either, but I am managing to not dive on him, and
order him to make love to me; not that I'd have to after what I saw in the
store. Yes, a bit of teasing is in order as a way of punishment for
tonight's wanton behaviour. This way of punishing him, is far more
enjoyable than shouting at him. *  

"Move your hand a bit lower James. Oh my!" Meg deliberately said this down
the phone so that Fraser could hear. "Don't be shy James, ahhh yes that
feels wonderful." 

"You're still coming to the party with me tonight aren't you Meg?" James
asked her. 

"Yes of course I am," Meg moved her phone away while she said this. "I'm
looking forward to dancing on that revolving dance floor you were telling
me about." Then Meg moved the phone back so that Ben could hear her once
more. "Yes tonight we can show one another our favourite movements but I'm
only doing it on the floor James I'm not going to do it in the street, or
on a table if you catch my drift! I hope you can keep up with the rhythm
because I am somewhat of an expert, I can keep going all night."  

* That should get you thinking, Fraser! * "If that's all Fraser we'll
discuss tonight's behaviour back at the hotel tomorrow. James and I are in
the middle of" Meg broke off as she giggled down the phone as James
massaged an area where she was ticklish. "That tickles James. Bye Fraser."
 

The Second Day 

Tequila Jelly 

At roughly three in the morning James dropped Meg off at the hotel. She
stumbled through the foyer and into the lift; leaning against the wall of
the lift for support she punched in the number of the floor she 'thought'
her bedroom was on. As the lift went up she asked herself, * have I
selected the correct floor number? Was it floor three or four? * Her brain
reeled as she desperately tried to remember which floor her room was on.  

The lift abruptly came to a stop on floor three and out toppled Meg. Using
the wall as a guide and a form of walking stick Meg made her way slowly
towards where she thought her room was located. With an unsteady hand Meg
tried to place the key in the lock but it wouldn't fit.  

* Oh, I really shouldn't have had those Tequila Jellies; I have a feeling
I'm going to regret joining in that particular contest in the morning. *
Meg recalled the way they had all lined up at the table and on the word
'go' they had reached for a children's party jelly container tilted it
towards their mouths and knocked the jelly back. However she doubted that
this particular jelly would be found at any children's party. The contest
was to see who could knock the most jellies back without passing out. Meg
had won that particular contest hands down because while they were all
lying around her feet on the floor Meg was still standing; well just
about. She doubted though if she would be standing much longer, these
English people sure knew how to party. 

Sleepily Meg tried the door handle anyway and the door swung open with Meg
nearly falling headfirst through the door. Regaining her balance as best
she could she entered the room, leaving the light off because from past
experience she knew that the light killed her eyes when she was drunk. She
discarded her handbag and kicking her shoes off she hobbled around trying
to remove her stockings. With them finally off she proceeded to take off
her dress and bra. Leaving her panties on Meg walked in a zigzag fashion
towards the bed. 

What she failed to notice however was the sleeping figure of the person
all ready in the bed. Pulling the covers back Meg slipped into bed and as
soon as her head touched the pillow she crashed out. 

Due to a combination of alcohol and the phone conversation with Fraser Meg
started to dream. The unconscious part of her brain was trying to work out
what was bothering her concerning Fraser by giving her a dream with him in
and while she dreamed Meg started to call out Frasers' name. Rolling over
onto her side Meg wrapped one of her arms around the figure at the side of
her, dreaming that he was Fraser she snuggled up to him and calling out
his name again she proclaimed her love for him. 

The figure at the side of her woke up with a start as Megs' arm gripped
him and he felt her body press up against him. Hearing her call out
Frasers' name he instantly knew whom the person was that had somehow ended
up in his bed. 

* Great Scott! What is Inspector Thatcher doing in my bed? I didn't know
that she was attracted to me, I would have thought that I was a little old
for her. Oh, wait a minute, she keeps calling out Constable Frasers' name.
Oh my! She really wants to do that to him does she? Personally, after what
I saw on the train, I would have thought that they'd all ready done that
together. She obviously thinks that I'm Benton, I'd better wake her up
before this situation gets out of hand. * 

Sergeant Frobisher managed to untangle himself from Megs' grip and climb
out of bed. Standing at the side of the bed Buck apprehensively reached
one hand out and lightly shook Meg. 

"Er Inspector. Inspector"  

Meg was out cold. 

Frobisher quickly walked down the hall to Bens' room and knocked on his
door. 

"Er Benton, could you open up please its Sergeant Frobisher. Benton are
you in there?" 

Ben opened the door. 

"Is something the matter Sir?" 

"Yes Benton we have a situation." 

"A situation Sir? What kind of a situation?" 

"The Inspector Thatcher kind of a situation. She's in my bed and she keeps
calling out for you. I believe that she iswell come and see for yourself."


* Margaret's' in Sergeant Frobishers' room? I don't understand. What would
she be doing in there at this time of night? I hope that she's all right.
Has something happened to her? * 

Ben hurried quickly to Bucks' room and entering the room he nearly tripped
over Megs' shoes on the floor. Looking down he noticed the rest of the
pile of Megs' clothes. * Oh dear! She's practically naked. * 

Approaching the bed Ben was overwhelmed by Megs' beauty as she lay there
sleeping. Her hair cascaded onto her bare shoulders and he watched her
fascinated that even in sleep she could look so beautiful. He knelt down
beside her and she started to call out his name again. 

"Yes Sir I'm here." 

Hearing his voice in her sleep Meg rolled over to where he knelt and slung
her arm around his neck. * Oh dear! She's definitely had one too many
alcoholic drinks tonight; she's out cold. How am I going to handle this
situation? If I don't handle it right she'll shoot me in the morning when
she's sober. * Ben slowly lifted her arm from around his neck. 

"She wants you son. Yep she wants you," said Fraser Senior appearing from
nowhere. "Oh hello Buck, didn't see you there." 

"Yes hello Bob, haven't seen you for awhile." 

"Well I am dead. I can't seem to get around as much as I'd like." Then
looking at his son he said, "I told you that she wants you son but would
you listen to me, no. Well do you believe me now Benton?" 

"Oh please dad. She does not want me she has just had a little to much to
drink that's all." 

"Yes well you know what they say about that, people always speak the truth
when their drunk and I tend to agree with that." 

Ben ignored his father and gently shook Megs' shoulder in an attempt to
wake her up. "Sir! Sir I think you should wake up, Sir!" Ben said softly
in Meg's ear. 

Megs' eyes slowly opened and when her eyes started to register that she
wasn't alone in the room she let out an almighty scream.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." 

"It's all right Sir it's only me and Sergeant Frobisher." 

Megs' screaming ceased as she realised whom the two men in the room was.
"Oh! Bensy it's you. II thought were you an intruder," Meg slurred. "What
the HELL you do think you're doing inin my room?" Meg shouted as the
situation finally registered in her drunken head. As an after thought she
added, "You weren't here to be a naughty boy with me were you Bensy?" 

"Er, er, no Sir. I think you'll find that you're not in your room, you're
in Sergeant Frobishers' room. Your room is next door Sir." 

Looking around Meg giggled. "There's four of you, I didn't know you and
Sergy Frobishy had twins Bensy. Good I have two of you now Bensy." 

"No Sir I can assure you neither of us has a twin but never mind about
that now." 

"This isn't my room? Thenthen why am I in this bed Bensy? I don't
underunderstand," Meg said confused.  

"It's all right Sir, you weretired and you obviously came in her by
mistake. Don't worry about it, it's era simple mistake anyone could have
made." * Nicely worded Ben. Although, I'm not too sure that it's a simple
mistake that anyone would make. I don't like lying, but I think a slight
bending of the truth is in order tonight and tomorrow, if she asks me to
explain any of tonight's events. * 

"Now then Sir I think it's best if you get dressed and I help you to your
own room," Ben said to her using a tone one would use when speaking to a
small child. 

"All wright then Bensy." Meg started to pull back the covers that
concealed her virtually naked body so that she could get out of bed and
Ben quickly stopped her. 

"No Sir you stay there I'll pass you your clothes and you can put them on
under the covers." 

Ben sheepishly handed Meg her bra and she tried to put it on but she was
in no fit condition to fasten the clasp and so she tossed it to Ben. "I'm
not me putting on it." 

Ben didn't argue with her because he thought that in her present state it
was best not too, he just handed Meg her dress and she managed to slip
that over her head. Helping Meg out of bed he fastened her zip for her and
decided against getting her to put her shoes on. He didn't think she could
walk as it was without the stilettos and he definitely knew she wouldn't
be able to walk wearing them, so he rationalised that bare feet was by far
the safest way to get her to her room. Plus he didn't want her piercing
his bare feet with her stiletto shoe heels. 

Gathering up her clothes, handbag and shoes Ben handed them to her and put
his arm around Megs' waist and slowly ushered her to the door.	

"I didn't mean to come in here, I must havehave looked at the numbers
wrong. Yes that's what I did Bensy I looked at the numbies wrong." *
That's a good one Meg. You couldn't look at the numbers properly, because
you couldn't focus properly. You were seeing double; you still are. * 

"Yes well lets get you to your room now and never mind about this Sergeant
Frobisher understands, don't you Sergeant?" 

"Yes, yes its ermcrystal clear what happened never you mind about it
Inspector." 

Ben held tightly on to Meg as she staggered to her room next door. Trying
to get her key out of her handbag she dropped the rest of her belongings
on the floor. Ben propped her up against the door and bent to pick up her
clothes.  

"You do seem to be having a lot of contact with my underwear recently
Bensy!"  

Looking at her midnight blue bra in his hand Ben automatically said, "Yes
but that's not just what I want contact with." * Did I really say that out
loud to her? Oh God! If she remembers that in the morning she'lllike she's
going to remember that! She's so inebriated I doubt she'll remember
anything tomorrow. Boy is she going to have an A+ hangover. * 

"What contact do you have in mind Bensy baby?" 

"I don't think that now is the best time to discuss it." 

"You're pwobablie wright, owing to the fact that I can see two of you,"
Meg said pointing her finger in a counting motion at Ben and an invisible
duplicate at the side of him. Then giggling Meg said, "I wouldn't know
which one of you to kiss." 

Ben unlocked the door of Megs' room and helped her inside. * What am I
supposed to do now? * Ben thought. 

Turning around and facing him Meg noticed the bruises on him for the first
time and she gently reached out and touched them. 

"I take it these bruises are from the fight?" 

"Yes Sir." 

"Call me by my first name," * what is my first name? * "Are they sore?" 

"Not really Margaret." But he winced a bit as she touched one of them
again. Meg looked at him as best she could through blurred double vision
and then placed a tender kiss on the bruise. 

* Yes, now I remember. My name's Margaret. But I don't know where I am,
because this doesn't look like my apartment. * 

"This isn't my bedroom, it doesn't look like my apartment." 

"No Margaret this isn't your apartment it's a hotel in England. Don't
worry about that now." 

Meg still didn't fully comprehend but she couldn't concentrate enough to
figure it out and so she just dismissed it. She said instead, "Don't get
into anymore fights Bensy my sugarplum because if you're dead you'll never
wever be with me." 

"Understood." 

"Bensy you didn't have sex with a hooker tonight did you? You wouldn't do
tat to me would you?" 

"No Margaret I wouldn't do that to you." * How did she manage to get that
absurd idea into her head? It's probably just the drink talking. * 

"Good because I only want you to have sex with me." 

Ben was flabbergasted, * does she really want toyou knowwith me or is she
only saying it because she's drunk? I wonder if my fathers' right, about
people speaking the truth when their intoxicated? I wish she would say
that to me when she is sober, because then I would definitely take her up
on it. * 

Ben put her clothes on a nearby chair and helped her into her own bed. He
then proceeded to unzip her dress and pulled it over her head; at the same
time somehow managing to pull the covers up to conceal her. 

"Bensy you're not going to leave me alone are you?" 

"I erm think that it would be best if Iermleave you to go to sleep on your
own." 

"No please Bensy I don't want to be alone, see there's plenty of room in
this bed for the two of you," Meg said patting the space on the bed at the
side of her. 

"I" * She finally asks me to spend the night with her, and I can't,
because she's only asking me due to the fact that she's as drunk as a
skunk. I can't really leave her in this state though. * 

"All right I'll stay Margaret," Ben agreed while he sat in the chair at
the side of her bed. "I'll stay right here. I won't leave you on your own
don't worry. Now you try and get some sleep ok?" 

"Ok Bensy on one condition." 

"All right what's that?" 

"That you kiss me." 

"All right," Ben leaned forward and kissed Meg on the cheek. Stroking her
hair he said, "Now try and get some sleep Margaret."  

The Hangover from Hell 

Meg was jolted awake at six a.m. by the demon that is 'more commonly'
known as the alarm clock. "Oh God, somebody please turn it off before my
head blows up," moaned Meg. To her pleasant surprise, her request was
answered and the alarm clock suddenly stopped it's incessant ringing. 

* I didn't turn it off so why did it stop? * Meg rolled over to see why
her clock had stopped and prayed that it wasn't broken, because the last
thing she needed right now was the hassle of a broken alarm clock.  

The slight movement of rolling over made Meg's head feel like it was going
to explode. 'BOOM.' The blood pounded through her head like a fastflowing
waterfall and was just as noisy as one. * Oh fucking hell my head hurts.
Actually, where is my head? Because what ever is attached to my neck now,
feels more like a concrete slab than a human head. * 

Looking towards where her alarm clock was located, Meg saw the angel who
must have turned the demon alarm clock off. Fraser sat in the chair at the
side of her bed and smiled at her. 

"How are you feeling this morning Sir?" 

She was stunned to wake up and find Fraser there. She felt too ill though,
to be bothered with questioning him at this precise moment. She simply
said, "Terrible. I feel like Big Ben is chiming in my head. Do you think
you could turn that off like you did to my alarm clock?" 

"I've already anticipated that you might be feeling a little worse for
wear, and so I have prepared you a tonic. Here, drink this," Ben said,
handing her a glass of brown liquid. 

"What's in it?" Meg asked. She eyed the liquid suspiciously. It resembled
sludge that you'd find in a field after it had been raining, or even
worse, a substance found in the vicinity of cows; not very appetising! 

"Erm...I think that it's probably best if you don't know." 

Knowing Fraser, the liquid in the glass probably was what she suspected it
looked like. However she felt far to ill to argue, and at this moment in
time, she was willing to take anything that would make her feel even
slightly better. Sitting up and pulling the covers up around her, Meg took
the glass from him and drank the brown substance. 

"That tastes foul." 

"Yes 'I know' but it will make you feel better." 

Meg slid back down on the bed and buried her head in the pillows. Ben then
heard her muffled voice saying, "Oh, I feel so ill that I just want to
curl up and die . Fraser, please shoot me and put me out of my misery . Ow
my head hurts. I can't believe it's all ready time to get up. I feel too
ill to even move; let alone, get up and deal with that rabble. All I want
to do is stay in bed all day. Why did I have to drink so much last night?
Oh NO! I'm gonna be sick." 

She shot out of bed faster than any runner off the starting blocks and
dashed for the en-suite bathroom. Equally as fast Ben shut his eyes,
because in Megs' effort to get to the bathroom in time she had forgotten,
as it was probably the last thing on her mind, that she was practically
naked. Hearing Meg throwing up in the bathroom, Ben judged that it was
safe to open his eyes again. He looked around her room, spied her dressing
gown and standing at the bathroom door; dressing gown in hand, he shouted,
"I have your dressing gown here when you want it." 

"Please don't shout. You're making my head hurt more." 

"Sorry." 

He heard the shower go on and after a couple of minutes, Meg stuck her
hand out from behind the door for her dressing gown. Emerging wearing the
dressing gown, Meg slowly made her way to a chair. 

"Do you feel any better?" 

"I don't feel sick anymore if that's what you mean but apart from that I
feel awful. My head feels as if a stampede of elephants is running through
it." As Megs' brain started to function a bit better instead of performing
like a pile of mash, Meg wondered why she had been practically naked when
she woke up, and what in Gods' name was Fraser doing in her room? * Oh
shit! I didn't fuck him last night, did I? I don't remember doing it, but
then again I don't remember anything about last night. Meg how could you
let yourself get so smashed that you don't remember something that
important? * 

"Fraser, is there a particular reason why you're in my room this morning?"


"Ah I take it that you don't remember much of theevents that occured last
night?" 

"Not really. I remember the phone call from you, going to the party with
James andoh hell!" 

Meg suddenly remembered the Tequila Jelly contest. * How could I have been
so stupid? I'd already had a couple of Vodkas, no wonder I feel ill. But
most importantly, what in the world did I do afterwards? I hope I haven't
done a repeat performance of the time I had a couple of drinks with that
criminal, and couldn't remember what else I'd done with him. It took me a
whole month to remember what I'd done, and then it was like having a very
bad nightmare when I remembered. Except, it wasn't a nightmare; it was
real. * 

"Fraser, just out of idle curiosity, did I do anything last night that may
have embarrassed any member involved...basically is there anything that I
should know about? Did I, for instance, make a fool out of myself in any
way, shape or form? I would like to point out that anything I may have
done waswell, I wasn't myself." 

Fraser paused before answering. * Yes, I think that in order to avoid this
question a slight bending of the truth is called for? * "I don't think
that fool or embarrass are the words anybody would use." * Well, that's
truthful, because everyone would use far greater words than that to
describe her behaviour. Plus, some people would chuck a couple of swear
words in for good measure. * 

"Oh no! Fraser, what did I do and how the hell did you end up in my room?"


"Well Sir, you weretired" 

"Fraser, we both know I was so drunk last night that I was off the planet.
Don't sugar coat me, Fraser. I can take the horrible truth. I'm a big
girl." 

"All right. You were intoxicated, and you entered Sergeant Frobishers'
room by mistake. It was an honest mistake. Iescorted you back here to your
room, and I spent the rest of the night in the chair." 

* That is not lying; it is sparing her from further mortification. I don't
want her to be uncomfortable around me. * 

* Oh God, no* Bits of it started to flood back to her, flashing in her
mind like lightening. She remembered calling him 'Bensy' and kissing his
bruises. She recalled the way in which he had kissed her check so
lovingly, and how he had stroked her hair. However, that was all she could
remember. There were large gaps that she couldn't account for, and she
dreaded to think what else she might have done. She did breathe a sigh of
relief though. If he had slept in the chair, then she obviously couldn't
have had sex with him. At least, she hoped that was true. 

"Fraser, I'm not exactly sure of what I did last night, because I can only
remember parts of the night, but I am sure that I owe you an apology for
my unprofessional behaviour. I can assure you that it won't happen again.
Fraser, we didn't, did we? I mean; I don't recall usand I know that you
would never take advantage of me but Fraser, I have to ask. We didn't have
sex, did we?" 

"No Sir, we didn't. I am glad that you don't think that I would take
advantage of you. I never would do anything of the such unless you were
sober and one hundred per cent willing. I can understand your asking
though. Also, there is no apology needed on your part for last night, Sir.
I know that you were under the influence of alcohol and you weren't
yourself. Anyhow, I'll leave you to get dressed now." 

* Phew! I think I handled the situation quite well. I did the right thing
by not sleeping with her last night however much I was tempted or wanted.
After what she said after the interview yesterday, she would probably have
shot me if I had slept with her while she was hammered. * 

Once Meg was dressed; she opened her door to find Fraser, Frobisher and
Turnbull in the hallway. "Ah Inspector, are you coming down for breakfast?
I can't wait to try the Full English Breakfast. You should try it, Sir. It
consists of eggs, bacon, toast, sausages, and mushrooms" gushed Turnbull. 

Fraser and Frobisher watched as Meg turned green as an oblivious Turnbull
sprouted off the food. She spun around and all but broke the door down in
an effort to get to her bathroom. 

Meg headed to the conference room of the hotel. Every step she took was
pure agony, because the slightest movement felt as if someone was hitting
an oriental gong in her head. Meg had opted out of breakfast. She didn't
think that her stomach could take it, and so she had just stuck to some
cups of black coffee. 

On the way to the conference room, Meg collared Sergeant Frobisher. 

"I want to apologise for my behaviour last night. It was totally
inexcusable. But I do want to point out that in future, you should lock
your door. If you had, none of this would have been able to happen. So, I
hold you partly responsible for last nightsevent." 

"Yes, understood Sir. Apology accepted, it's all water under the bridge.
Don't worry about it, Inspector. I hope you can forgive me for leaving my
door unlocked. Its absentmindedness on my part. Call it old age if you
like. I'll make sure to lock my door in the future." 

"Yes, I forgive you, Sergeant. I think that from now on the less said
about last night the better."  

The Reprimand 

Standing in front of the assembly of Mounties in the hotel conference
room, Meg tried her hardest not to show her delicate position to her
subordinates. She had an extremely bad headache due to the after effects
of the alcohol, and she wondered when the tonic Fraser had given her,
would start to kick in. She began to wonder if it was really sludge, and
this was Fraser's sick way of getting her back for blasting him in the
street yesterday, and dragging him through the ladies underwear section of
the store.  

It was her own damn fault that she felt so ill, she knew that she
shouldn't have drank as much as she did last night. It was a habit that
she did not too often but more times than she wished she did. And how old
did she think she was getting into a Tequila Jelly contest, eighteen? She
should have known better at her age, especially since she knew that she
had to deal with this bunch of morons today. 

They had just finished telling her last night's events. * Count to ten
Margaret, or even one hundred if it will stop you from killing them. * She
didn't want to shout at them because she knew it would only make her head
hurt more. But she was just so angry with them that she automatically
erupted like Montserrat.  

"I CANNOT tell you how utterly disappointed I am in you all." They all
knew she was going to give it her best shot though, and so they slide down
in their seats and waited for the ear bashing. 

"We've only been here one day, one measly day and what do you do? You
cause near enough World War Three and disgrace the R.C.M.P. and Canada. I
hope that you are all thoroughly ashamed of yourselves. I even go to the
trouble of producing a copy of the ground rules for you all, in the hope
that somewhere, in your amoeba brains you would remember them and follow
them. And did you? Oh no, that would be expecting far too much from you. I
mean, I should really blame myself, for being so naïve as to think I could
possibly leave you all on your own for a few hours, and let you do some
sightseeing."  

When Meg had to pause for breath Ben saw his opportunity and call it
bravery or stupidity he decided to speak. "Sir. I honestly don't recall us
breaking one rule." 

"NO BECAUSE YOU BROKE THEM ALL. Let's go over them again shall we? Rule
number one 'Best behaviour at ALL times.' I think last nights behaviour
broke that rule don't you?" Meg glared at Fraser as if she were
challenging him to dare say anything. 

"Rule number two 'Punctuality.' Don't think I didn't check with reception
what time you all arrived back last night, because I did. Constable
Rawlings you were out even later than I was, 4.30 a.m. Now tell me do you
have a watch and can you tell the time or am I going to have to give you
lessons?" 

"Erm yyes I have a watch and II can tell the time," answered a petrified
Constable Rawlings. 

"Then USE IT in future." Turning to Ben she said with smug grin, "I
thought you didn't lie Fraser?" 

"I didn't know about thatI mean Constable Rawlings getting back so late." 

"Well why were you late?" Meg continued with her roasting of poor
Constable Rawlings. 

"I don't recall why I was late Sir. Or for that matter how I ended up
being separated from the others." 

* At least I'm not the only one who got so drunk last night that they
can't remember what they did. I suppose that's some kind of consolation! *
Meg felt slightly guilty about reprimanding them when she had not exactly
behaved well herself last night. * God only knows how many rules I broke!
* 

"That brings me to another point, Sergeant Frobisher told you all to stay
in at least threes. From what I heard from the receptionist not many of
you did. That order was for one reason only; your safety and you broke
that one as well. Rule number three appears to have been repeatedly
broken, all though nobody brought anyone back to their rooms so at least
one of my warnings was heeded." Meg blushed slightly, because she recalled
how she had ended up in Frobishers' bed, not to mention his room. 

"Sir nobody meant to philander, we all tried desperately to" Meg cut Ben
off mid sentence. 

"SHUT UP CONSTABLE. You're in enough trouble as it is which I shall get to
in due course." 

Meg was not in the mood for Fraser interfering in her momentum. In the
condition she was in; it was hard enough to think about what she needed to
say to them. The last thing she needed was Fraser stopping her flow, and
forcing her to try and think where she was up to. She confessed to herself
that she was probably being horrible to him, because of her drunken slip
up last night. She felt totally embarrassed about her behaviour and about
him having to look after her. That was not the behaviour of a competent
Inspector. She wasn't quite sure what she had said to him whilst she was
drunk, and she wanted to show him that he was just her subordinate, incase
she had drunkenly revealed her true feelings for him. 

* I can't believe that earlier this morning I asked him had we had sex. I
obviously wasn't thinking clearly when I said it. He must think that I get
smashed regularly and go on the skid. I was so relieved when he said we
hadn't had sex, but at the same time I was slightly disappointed. I might
be able to put on an act to the world, but I can't lie to myself. I really
want that man, more than I've wanted any man before.  

Stop it Meg, you're only going to set yourself up for a fall. I probably
only want him because he's 'forbidden fruit.' Yes that's right, I only
want him because I really shouldn't entertain the idea. Although, really
there is nothing illegal about us being together, officers can date one
another, it's just that because I'm of a higher rank than he is it will
make it awkward. I've been though awkward situations before, what am I so
worried about? It's not like he wouldn't be worth it. You know what you're
worried about Meg. You've built up your career nicely and you don't want
any scandal that would put a question mark on your record. Our
relationship would be probed into and made common knowledge, and my
leadership might be thrown into question. And if the kiss on the train was
dredged up I would be in serious trouble, because I shouldn't have been
kissing him, not when the rest of the officers under my command were
unconscious and the train had been overrun by terrorists. I should have
been trying to stop the terrorists not sticking my tongue down Frasers'
throat. * 

Meg tried to focus her mind again on the task of reprimanding her
incompetent subordinates. 

"Rule number four the 'uniform' rule. I think that tied to a lamppost in
nothing but your underwear constitutes breaking that one. And don't give
me that rubbish about you couldn't do anything about it. Nonsense you're
all police officers you have been trained to restrain people." 

"And if all of this wasn't bad enough you have to go and smash up a pub.
In our profession we generally frown on that and lock people up for it. I
have already been on the phone with the Chief Constable of G.M.P. and I
have assured him that this despicable behaviour will not happen again. The
costs to repair the damage to the pub, by the way, will be coming out of
your wages. And thank your lucky stars that you are not now in a jail cell
along with your fellow boxing opponents; who you'll be glad to know spent
a cosy night in the G.M.P. jail cells." 

Meg recalled how after she had finally finished being sick due to
Turnbulls' recital of the Full English Breakfast, the receptionist had
informed her she had a phone call from the Chief Constable of G.M.P. The
last thing she needed to cope with in the state she was in was a
conversation with a high ranking official. She had barely been able to get
her brain functioning to do simple everyday tasks like getting dressed and
combing her hair. She had very little faith in her ability at that moment
to converse coherently with the Chief Constable, but surprisingly it had
gone very well. He had given her a slight scolding, for the damage her
officers had caused, but on the whole he had been rather good about the
situation.  

"I am thoroughly appalled that any R.C.M.P. officers were involved in
criminal activity. And I am particularly disappointed in the both of you."
Meg let her gaze fall first on Frobisher and then on Fraser. 

Frowning she went on. "Sergeant Frobisher, you are supposed to be setting
a good example. If a Sergeant is involved in such abominable activity,
then how do you expect the rest of them to behave themselves?"	

Frobisher kept quiet. He didn't know what to say and he wasn't quite sure
if it was a rhetorical question; so he didn't want to take the risk of
antagonising her by answering it. 

"And Constable Fraser, you're on my direct staff, I expect and thought
that you would behave better than that." 

"I'm terribly sorry Sir. I can only apologise for my behaviour and assure
you that it won't happen again." 

"It had better not."  

Ben bowed his head in shame. He could kick himself for not dealing better
with the incident in the pub. The last thing he wanted was for her to be
angry or disappointed with him. It was gutting him that she was shouting
'blue murder' at him, he wanted to hear her speak to him like she had last
night; only sober.  

He was still embarrassed about the 'accident' he'd had in the ladies
underwear section and was having great difficulty looking her in the eye.
Ben just prayed that he didn't do a repeat performance, but around Meg he
found it difficult to control himself. Why did he have to have a superior
officer who was so darn sexy? Even when she shouted at him he wanted to
reach out, pull her into his arms and kiss her. * Well that's one way of
stopping her shouting at me I suppose! *  

Ben smiled at the thought and unfortunately Meg noticed. 

"WHAT do you find so humorous Fraser? Maybe you could share it with us,
because personally I cannot find one aspect of your behaviour that is even
remotely funny."  

Oh dear! * There is NO way that I can tell her what I was smiling about,
especially in front of the others. * Horrible images of what she might,
no, would do to him if he did swept through his mind like a unwelcome dark
cloud.	

"I'm sorry Sir, I didn't mean toI can assure you I find no aspect of my
behaviour humorous. I let my mind wonder to othermatters for a few
moments, I'm terribly sorry." 

"Oh! Am I boring you? I'm sorry, would you be more entertained if I
started to do a comedy act instead? I'm sure that I could rustle up some
very good jokes about all of you. SNAP OUT of your daydream Fraser and pay
attention." 

"Yes Sir." Ben was taken aback by his superior officers' sarcasm, she
continually surprised him by how sharp her tongue could be when she was
annoyed. 

"Now then, finally onto the injuries. You are all here to ride horses
incase you had forgotten, how in the name of God do you expect to ride a
horse with broken fingers and an arm in a sling?" Meg directed a look at
Constable Evans that said 'I wish I could break your fingers myself you
idiot.' "If any of you EVER pull a stunt again like last night under my
command I will personally break your legs for you instead of some thugs in
a pub. And believe me you haven't come up against anything until you have
come up against me." 

Looking around at the forest of terrified faces Meg knew that they
believed her and that they most definitely did not want to come up against
her at all. * Good. Maybe we'll have the Musical Ride tour flowing
smoothly from now on! *  

"Now I warned you all that if you disobeyed my orders you would be
severely reprimanded and I keep my word. Constable Evans I have arranged
for you to be on the next flight from Manchester to Canada. You leave at
10.30 this morning. You disobeyed my direct orders and that is a very
dangerous thing to do. Plus with your injuries, which are your own fault,
you are no use to me because you cannot ride a horse. The rest of you can
consider yourselves grounded until further notice. And don't worry I will
come up with some further punishments for you." With that Meg smiled
sadistically at the Mounties under her command. 

"Meanwhile I will have to ride in Constable Evans' place until the new
rider gets here. I think that a good punishment for you anyway is having
to ride with bruises and sore bones. And Constables Tagert and Isamoron,
what an appropriate name you have," Meg looked at Isamoron and smirked.
"As further punishment you are going to have to wear some makeup to
conceal the black eye and swollen lip. I will not have children frightened
of you because of your appearance or the general public thinking that you
are thugs; even if you do act like thugs." 

"I think I've said just about all I what to say to you all at the moment.
Dismissed."	 

Rubber? 

The day's performance of the Musical Ride in Heaton Park went remarkably
well, considering the Mounties weren't feeling their best. The last thing
Meg had felt like doing was riding a horse when she had a hangover the
size of North America, but she really hadn't had any choice in the matter.
The Musical Ride was one rider short, and she had had to take Constable
Evans' place, because there was no one else to do it. The motion of the
horse had made her want to throw up, but the cold fresh air had
fortunately stopped her from doing that, and had helped to clear her muzzy
head. And true to his word, the concoction that Fraser had given her did
start to make her feel much better. 

Sat in a quiet alcove of the hotel, Meg was going through some paper work
concerning the Musical Ride with James. They had jotted some words down on
the official paper in pencil and were about to erase them. 

"Do you have a rubber Meg? I cannot seem to find one." 

"I beg your pardon?" Meg looked at James in shock. * What kind of chat up
line is that? Talk about direct! * 

"Have you got a rubber to rub the pencil out?" 

"Oh that's what you mean! No I don't have one on me, I'll go and get one
from Fraser." 

"What did you think I meant?" Asked a puzzled James. 

"Nothing. Never mind," Meg replied as she walked quickly away. 

* Oh, I can have some fun with that. If I thought that James meant a
condom then I'm positive Fraser will as well. *  

Meg knocked on Frasers' bedroom door and was greeted with a polite, "Come
in." 

Fraser was on the phone and so she stood impatiently by the double bed,
tapping her foot. Looking around the room Meg noticed that as per usual
everywhere was compulsively tidy. She doubted that the hotel maid service
would have any work to do if all of the guests were like Fraser.  

"I won't be a minute Inspector. I'm just on the phone to Detective Vecchio
about Dief." 

While she waited Meg's eyes kept scooting between Fraser and the large
double bed at the side of her. * Why do I feel so hot all of a sudden? You
know why Meg. Being in a room with Fraser, alone, and with a double bed is
just far too tempting. I wonder what would have happened if I'd have ended
up here, in Frasers' bed, during my drunken escapades, instead of in
Sergeant Frobishers? Snap out of it Meg. That's the problem though, I just
can't snap out of it. For instance, right now I have the urge to pull the
phone out of the socket, strip off, climb into bed with him, and stay
there making love to him, for the duration of the stay in England. Oh God,
I've got it bad for him. I deserve a medal for my restraint. *	

Ending his phone conversation Ben stood to attention in front of Meg.
"Sorry about that Sir, I just wanted to check that Dief was all right, and
what with the time difference now is the best time to call. Er did you
want something Sir?" 

"Yes. Can I borrow a rubber?" Meg looked Ben directly in the eye with the
most innocent look she could muster up. 

"II beg your pardon Sir?" 

The look on Bens' face was shock, hope, surprise all rolled into one. Meg
had to bite her lip to stop herself from bursting out laughing.  

"James and I need a rubber, have you got one?" 

* Surely she isn't asking me for a condom? * 

"Can'termcan't you buy one?" Ben had by now turned the colour of a poppy. 

"Buy one? Why should I do that when I know that you'd definitely have one?
I've seen the stash you keep in your drawer at the consulate. I know that
you must have brought at least one with you. Oh, come on Fraser it's only
a rubber for Gods' sake. I won't lose it, I promise that I'll bring it
back." 

"NO. No Sir, that won't be necessary, you can keep it. I'veonly brought
one with me but you can have that." 

* I can't believe that she's asking me can she borrow a condom. This isn't
fair. The last thing I want to do is give her a condom, so that she can go
and have sex with another man. But on the other hand I care too much about
her not to give her one. I hope Sir James Calland realises just how lucky
and privileged he is, to get the chance to make love to Meg. He had better
treat her like a lady, because if he hurts her in any way, I'll not be a
gentleman with him. *  

"Thank you Fraser." 

"Are yousure about this Sir?" 

"Yes. Actually you can come with me and join us; I'd like you to. In fact
that's an order constable. You can come and watch what we're doing, you
might learn something and I know that you enjoy learning new things. Once
you get the swing of what we're doing you can join in, we would welcome
your ideas and input. Also an extra pair of hands wouldn't go amiss to get
everything done in time." 

Ben couldn't believe his ears; he was shell-shocked. He just couldn't
believe that she was ordering him to watch her have sex with someone else,
and then join in with her. There was nothing Ben wanted more than to make
love to Meg, but he didn't want to share her with any one else. He didn't
think that he could stand to watch her make love to someone else, it would
hurt him too much. Reluctantly, in a daze Ben got out his wallet and took
out a 'lucky' and handed it to Meg. 

"You didn't think that I meant?" Meg feigned surprise. "Fraser I meant an
eraser. A rubber in England means an eraser."  

The look on Bens' face was precious. "Ah. In that case take your pick." He
opened a draw that was overflowing with stationary.  

* Phew! Thank goodness. I should have known that she would never ask me
could she borrow something of that nature. And as for me thinking that she
was ordering me to watch her have sex, well, all I can think is that I
must have had a moment of insanity. Meg would never abuse her position in
such a way. * 

Choosing an eraser Meg said, "I take it you're feeling lucky constable?" 

Ben got the gist of what she was referring to and he reddened even more.
"Not at the moment but I am optimistic." 

"Is the 'rubber' being kept for anyone in particular?"	

"Yes someone who is very special to me." Ben looked Meg straight in the
eyes and their eyes locked with one another.  

* If she wants to play verbal tennis like we did on top of the train, I'm
quite willing to play along. I hope it leads to some more tonsil tennis,
as Ray would say. * 

"Anyone I know?" 

"Yes. You know her better than anyone." 

* Oh my! He means me. He's carrying a condom around with him, in the hope
that I'll agree to fuck him. I don't know if that's sweet and to be
flattered, or whether I should kick the shit out of him for being so
presumptuous. * 

"Well in that case you will need more than one." 

* That's a good one Meg. Keep steering the ship further into dangerous
waters. Well I'm only being honest with him, because when we do, I mean if
we do have sex, he's going to bankrupt paying for all the condoms we'll
use. Once won't be enough when I finally get it on with him. Heck! If he
thinks that I work him hard now with everyday R.C.M.P. duties, he wouldn't
know what hit him if he became my lover. *  

"You would know Sir." 

"Yes I would." 

Ben stepped forward and cupped her face in his hand, tilting her face up
until her lips were within millimetres of his own. 

* I could have my wicked way with him right here and right now. He most
definitely is willing, and then I could order him to silence. I mean,
there's a double bed and we've even got a condom, how convenient is that?
* At that moment Megs' conscience kicked in. * That wouldn't be fair on
him, or me for that matter, because I know that once I make love to him
I'll want him more. Plus I want to tease him even more, and make him want
me even more than he does already, before I give in; if I give in. * 

"Fraser it would break rule number three." 

"Well does it matter, because you have already said that they've all been
broken anyway?" 

He put his other arm around her and drew her even nearer to him, so that
their bodies were pressed against one another. Meg could see the burning
want for her in his sapphire blue eyes. 

* Oh shit! Maybe I've pushed this teasing too far? * They were so close
that she could feel Ben's tackle hardening against her body. Oh fucking
hell! He's got a hard on again. I've got to put a stop to this now, before
we both totally loose control and end up screwing one another. *  

"Constable, I'm your Superior Officer, and the nearest that you'll get to
my underwear was shopping yesterday. I don't want to hurt you Fraser but
that's reality." 

"And if you weren't my Superior Officer?" 

"Thenthen I'd jump you." Meg kissed him on the cheek and pulling away from
his hold she walked to the door. His gaze followed her and at the door she
turned around to look at him. "Forget the contact Fraser because it's
never going to repeat itself. Now come on and observe the work James and I
are doing." 

Walking towards the door a well-known phrase ran through his head, 'Never
say never.'   

The Third Day 

Mounties in Liverpool 

Knowsley Safari Park 

Early Wednesday morning the Musical Ride travelled by train from
Manchester, to the next port of call, which was Liverpool. The rest of the
morning and the afternoon so far had been spent performing the Musical
Ride, and therefore Ben hadn't had any chance to be alone with Meg since
the 'rubber' conversation the previous evening. As he tried to concentrate
on the intricate riding manoeuvres his mind kept wandering to her. He
could still feel the softness of her lips on his cheek and he craved to
feel those lips on him again. He glanced over to where she was riding near
him and catching her eye he smiled at her. In response she unexpectedly
winked at him, causing him to nearly fall off his horse in surprise. 

* Ha! Oh that was just too funny; he obviously didn't expect that
response. The look on his face when I just winked at him; it was
priceless. Meg you are such a tease. I really shouldn't tease him while
he's riding though, he might fall off and then I'll be another rider down.
Yes I'd better save the teasing for later. * 

* Come on Benton, stop thinking about Meg and start concentrating on what
you're supposed to be here doing. Besides it wouldn't look very macho if
you fell off your horse in front of her now would it? However trying to
concentrate on riding instead of her is easier said than done. I just
can't forget those cherry lips kissing my bruises ever so softly. However
I've got to learn to control my body parts around her, I can't believe I
got stiff in front of her again; it was embarrassing the first time but
twice!	

On a bright note, considering the 'contact' was not supposed to repeat
itself, I've already had two kisses from her while we've been in England,
and it's only the third day here. Fair enough, she hasn't kissed me on the
lips and she was drunk on one occasion when she kissed me, but at least
she has initiated some form of 'contact' again. And most importantly she
was sober last night when she said she would 'jump' me if she weren't my
Superior Officer. Now that I know for certain that she feels attracted to
me I'm determined to pursue her. I could sense last night that she was
torn between her position as my Superior Officer and on acting upon her
feelings as a woman. I don't want to pressure her too much for fear of
pushing her away, but any opportunity she throws my way I'll definitely
play tennis with her and see where it leads. * 

Meg dismounted from her horse and addressed her subordinates. "Sir James
Calland has invited myself and three of you to spend the rest of the
afternoon with him at Knowsley Safari Park. Constable Turnbull you'd like
to see the animals wouldn't you?" Meg asked him, speaking in a voice one
would use to address a kindergarten child. 

"Oh yes Sir. I'd love to see the animals." Turnbull beamed at her,
resembling an excited child and Meg couldn't help but smile. 

She had hoped that this would cheer him up, because he had been withdrawn
since the disastrous night around the city of Manchester. Being chased by
those women had obviously frightened Turnbull out of his wits, and then
the fight had subsequently been too much for his nerves. Fraser had been
right when he said Turnbull was 'upset.' It turned out that Fraser had had
to give Turnbull a sedative to calm him down, and since then, well,
Turnbull had been acting strange even for Turnbull. She hated to see him
like this. He annoyed the hell out of her most of the time, but he was so
naïve and trusting that he also brought out her maternal instincts, and
she felt that it was her obligation to protect him. 

On the train this morning, while they were travelling to Liverpool, Meg
had spoken to Fraser and Frobisher about Turnbull, and the Mounties who
had been tied up in the Gay Village. She had begun to notice that Turnbull
wasn't the only one 'upset,' and that the Mounties who had been tied up,
appeared to be terrified of strange women. She had been considering
holding a therapy session for them and wanted to know if Fraser and
Frobisher thought that it would be a good idea.  

She had been extremely pissed off at Frasers' reply of, "Do you think that
you are thebest person to hold the therapy session Sir?" 

Her response had been a curt, "What are you saying Fraser? Are you
insinuating that I'm not sensitive enough?" 

"No. No I don't mean that. I know that you have feelings, I've told you
that before. It's just you can sometimes bedomineering, which is a good
quality as an Inspector. Butma 'am they're terrified of you."  

This last statement from him had not impressed her either. In actual fact
he had insulted her feelings. She remembered thinking, * I am not
domineering. I'm just trying to do my damn job, which isn't easy with the
nitwits I have on my staff. If I acted like their best buddy, how the hell
would I get them to do a decent days work? I'll fucking show Fraser
domineering, or better still, maybe I'll get my revenge my favourite way!
Yes I think that would be more fun. * 

And so she had decided against holding a therapy session for the time
being. Instead she was going to have a kind of therapy session of her own.
Not 'retail therapy' this time, oh no, much more satisfying than that, she
was going to do some 'hardcore teasing'. 

Bringing her attention back to Turnbull, Meg carried on with the briefing.
 

"Good because I have chosen you Turnbull and also Constable Wheeler. I
need one more of you to come along." Meg deliberately let the announcement
hang in the air. She knew that Fraser would be dying for her to chose him
and she wanted to let him sweat for awhile. 

Avoiding looking at Fraser, Meg said, "So, does anyone particularly want
to join us?" 

A familiar voice quickly chirped in. "Erm, Sir, I would quite like to
accompany you on the outing." 

"Ah, you would Fraser?" 

"Yes ma 'am."  

"Oh I don't knowI want this outing to run smoothly, and you do seem to
attract trouble Fraser." Meg looked at Fraser, smiling inwardly at the
pleading look in his eyes. 

"Alright Constable Fraser you can accompany me. The rest of you will
remain on the train under the supervision of Sergeant Frobisher. And
remember you are all still grounded, so don't even think about setting
foot off the train. If you recall, I told you that I would think of
further punishments for you all, and I have done just that. While I am
away I want everyone who was involved in the pub brawl to write a letter
to the pub landlord, apologising for your behaviour. And once you've
finished that you can join the others in cleaning the train from top to
bottom. I want it spotless. And I will be doing a thorough inspection on
my return, so it had better be done properly, understood?" 

"Yes Sir." Chanted the Mounties, with grimaces on every one of their faces
at the prospect of cleaning the train.	    

* * * * * 

Sir James Calland hadn't wanted to risk taking his own car to Knowsley
Safari Park, because he didn't relish the thought of the monkeys jumping
all over his brand new Rolls Royce. And so he had hired a rental car for
them to all go in. Walking towards the rental car Meg spoke in a hushed
voice to Fraser. 

"Don't think that I've forgiven you for your part in the pub incident
Fraser. You're here purely because you have already met James and you know
a lot about animals." 

"Understood Sir. Thank you by the way, for letting me come along." 

Constable Wheeler had been assigned the task of driving and Turnbull had
the privilege of riding 'shotgun.' In the back seat of the car Meg was
crammed in between Fraser and James. She had to admit it was not an
unpleasant position to be in, to be truthful she was actually enjoying
herself. Who wouldn't in her place? 

They hadn't been in the car long when they approached a roundabout. The
first Meg knew that something was wrong, was when a barrage of blasting
car-horns interrupted her conversation with James. Startled, Meg quickly
glanced up at the road ahead, and to her complete and utter horror, she
realised that Constable Wheeler was driving the wrong way around the
roundabout.  

Constable Wheeler swerved to avoid the oncoming vehicles and the action
caused Meg to be jolted first against James and then against Fraser. Her
hands went flailing for something to hold on to and one of them grabbed
hold of James' hand. Turnbull just closed his eyes and screamed. 

"Bloody hell," shouted James, grabbing hold of the door handle as he was
thrown forward in his seat. 

"Oh dear!" 

"Fucking hell," yelled Meg. "Pull over and stop the car NOW constable." 

Constable Wheeler obeyed and brought the car to a safe stop just past the
roundabout. Breathing a sigh of relief, Meg immediately detected that her
other hand was clutching a spongy object. * Oh shit! I hope that's not
what I think it is. * 

Not daring to look, Meg moved her hand slowly and the spongy object
stiffened. * Oh my God! Of all the things to grab hold of and I have to
grab Fraser's dick. Oh well, I did want to tease him, maybe this is a
blessing in disguise? Should I? No that would be too cruel. Although I'm a
great believer in fate and, well, this is far too tempting to resist. *  

Still not looking at him, Meg slowly and discreetly, moved her fingers
around his tackle. He gasped at her actions.  

* Oh Lord! She'soh that feels so good. She may have grabbed hold of me
accidentally but what she's doing now is no accident. Oh my! * 

She didn't want to draw the others attention and so she stopped her
exploration, but still didn't take her hand away. 

"What the heck are you trying to do constable? You could have killed us." 

"I'mI'm sorry sir. I got a little confused about which side of the road I
should be driving on." 

"A LITTLE? You went the WRONG way around a roundabout. Are you blind
constable or just plain stupid? The sign should have been a dead give-away
about which direction to go. And the fact that all of the other cars were
going in the direction the sign was pointing should have been a further
clue." 

"I'm sssorry Sir. I'm not used to driving in England and they drive on the
opposite side of the road." 

"I don't CARE what side of the road they drive on. They can drive UPSIDE
DOWN for all I care. If you had used YOUR BRAIN, it shouldn't have
mattered if they drive on the LEFT, or the RIGHT hand side of the ROAD." 

"Sir, I know that you'reupset and you have every right to be, but I don't
think that shouting at Constable Wheeler is going to help" Ben was cut off
as he tried to calm an irate Meg down. 

"SHUT UP FRASER." And to make damn sure he did she firmly squeezed his
tackle. He didn't utter another word but his breathing quickened, and she
felt a slight dampness on her fingers.	

* What is she trying to do? If her aim is to turn me on, she's definitely
achieving her objective. I love what she's doing to me, but I just wish
she would do it in private, so that I can return the favour. * 

Realising that what she was doing probably constituted sexual harassment;
Meg quickly moved her hand away. 

"Wheeler get out of the car and change places with Fraser. I don't
particularly like your driving either Fraser, but it's got to be better
than Wheelers'." 

Reluctantly Ben obeyed. He was slightly disappointed at having to drive,
because that meant he couldn't sit next to Meg. And he was also somewhat
in a state of pleasant shock at the further 'contact' she had given him. 

Driving through the safari park, Ben kept glancing in the rear-view mirror
at Meg and James. They seemed to be getting along very nicely. In fact too
nicely for Ben's liking. Ben could just about make out that James was
holding Meg's hand.  

While Ben's attention was focused on Meg and James, Ben failed to notice
that Turnbull had wound his window down and was dangling a piece of
lettuce out of the window. All of a sudden the car was covered with
acrobatic monkeys. They were jumping on the hood of the car, on the roof
and one was even attempting to gain entrance through the open window. 

Ben decided to stop the car, because there was no way he could continue to
drive safely while the monkeys were obscuring his vision. Looking over to
where Turnbull was wrestling with a monkey trying to get in through the
window, Ben decided to act fast. He reached over, grabbed Turnbull's hat
and jammed it in the window, blocking the monkey's way of entry. This
manoeuvre caused the monkey to temporarily lose its grip and jump off the
car, unfortunately taking Turnbull's hat with it. Ben seized his chance
and wound up the window. 

"Phew! That was a close call," James exclaimed from the back seat. 

"You're not joking. WHAT in the WORLD possessed you to open your window
Turnbull? Didn't you read the massive signs saying, 'Do NOT feed the
animals'?" 

"I'm terribly sorry Inspector. They looked harmless and I didn't think
that it would do any harm." 

Meg just shook her head in disbelief. * What is the point in shouting at
him? He'd only do exactly the same again given half the chance. WHY do I
have such blithering idiots under my command? Am I being punished for some
horrendous deed I've done somewhere in the course of my existence? * 

Looking out of the window Meg watched the monkeys' playing with Turnbull's
Stetson. "And what do you propose we do about Turnbull's hat Fraser,
seeing as you literally threw it out of the window?" 

"Ah, well, I had no choice ma 'am." 

"No I suppose you didn't," conceded Meg. 

"Would you like me to go and retrieve it Sir?" Ben asked. He secretly
hoped that she didn't want him to go and get the hat, because it would not
be an easy task. 

Meg thought about sending him to fetch the hat, but decided that it
wouldn't be a wise thing to do. There had been strict signs explicitly
stating that no one should leave their vehicle and that if there was a
problem they should wait for the Park Ranger. 

"Er no Fraser. That won't be necessary. Just drive on when the monkeys'
have withdraw from the car." 

"Yes Sir." 

While they sat and waited for the monkeys' to stop tearing the windscreen
wipers off the car, Meg asked James if he would be attending the function
at the ballroom, in Blackpool Tower that evening. 

"Yes, I am part of the welcoming committee after all. I wouldn't miss it
for the world love." 

* Am I hearing things or did he just call her 'love'? And look at him, the
lucky devil, he's still holding her hand. * 

Meg smiled at James because she knew that he meant no offence by calling
her 'love.' She had learnt that in the north west of England, 'love' was
used as a figure of speech between friends and even strangers. Meg glanced
at Ben, and from the look on his face, she took a wild guess that Fraser
didn't know this bit of information. 

* Oh good. I can have some fun teasing him with this for awhile. *  

"I'm glad that you're going to be there love. It should be an enjoyable
evening," Meg said to James. 

* Oh great! She's just called him 'love' now. Why does her calling him
that make me feel like someone has ripped my heart out and trodden on it?
* 

Noticing that the monkeys' had finally abandoned the car, Meg leaned
forward towards Ben and spoke directly in his ear. 

"You can drive us back to the train now love." 

* Oh my gosh! Meg just called me love. There is a God after all. I know
that she just called Sir James Calland love as well, but she must feel
strongly for me if she's calling me love. And she has got to feel more
strongly for me than she does for James, because she did just caress my
penis. And even though she is holding hands with him, those pleasurable
instruments she has for hands, haven't travelled anywhere near that area
of him. Well not today anyway, because I would have noticed. I can't wait
for the function tonight. Hopefully I'll be able to dance with Meg, and
who knows what that might lead to. *  

Mounties in Blackpool 

The Seaview Hotel 

Meg completed her inspection of the train as it pulled into the station at
Blackpool. She had to hand it to them; the train was impeccable. They had
done an excellent job in cleaning the train in her absence.  

"Good work. I'm impressed. If you all manage to keep out of trouble for
the next twenty-four hours, I might consider overturning the grounding.
Before we check into the hotel, I want to inform you that we have all been
invited to attend a function this evening. The Blackpool Illuminations are
going to be turned on tonight by a celebrity guest. And we have been
invited to attend the celebration, in the ballroom at Blackpool Tower.
Even though you are all still grounded, I am going to allow you to attend,
because the welcoming committee has arranged this especially for us. And
it would be impolite for us all not to turn up while they have gone to so
much trouble on our behalf. But I am warning you, if any of you so much as
contemplate disgracing the R.C.M.P. I will make you wish you had never
been born. Is that clear?" 

"Yes ma 'am," solemly answered her subordinates in unison.	

* * * * * 

Approaching the appropriately named 'Seaview Hotel,' Meg surveyed the
surrounding scenery. The hotel was situated on a bustling road, facing the
rough Irish Sea. Across the road, jutting out from the promenade was the
'Central Pier. The towering structure rose above the beach and into the
sea. Looking at it Meg marvelled that the structure could support a
theatre, Ferris Wheel and countless other amusement rides. 

Walking into the Hotel, Meg ushered the Mounties towards the reception
desk and started to book them all in. It soon became apparent that the
R.C.M.P. had not been able to book separate rooms at the hotel, and that
they had all been paired up to share a room with someone. The only two
females on her staff; Constable Grady and Constable Farrow, had been
assigned to share a room and so that left Meg sharing a room with a male
subordinate.  

* Great! Just fucking great. I can't believe those skinflint bastards in
Ottawa are making us share hotel rooms. It's pathetic. What concerns me
the most is who the hell are they going to make me share with? There are
only two other females and with myself being the Superior Officer, I can
understand Ottawa arranging it so that the two female members on my staff
share a room. But it's unfair, no it's more than unfair; to expect me to
share with a male subordinate. It will probably be Sergeant Frobisher
seeing as he's my second in command. Oh God! I hope not. It would be damn
awkward after the 'wrong room incident.' I just want to forget all about
that. The only other people who haven't been designated a room yet are
Fraser and Turnbull. And Turnbull would drive me insane, that's for sure.
And I can't share with Fraser after I've been teasing him. That's just
totally out of the question. I don't know which would be worse, sharing a
room with Fraser, Frobisher or Turnbull? * 

Handing two identical keys to Frobisher and Turnbull, the receptionist
answered Meg's question about whom she was going to share a room with. Meg
looked at Ben and saw that he looked rather pleased at the prospect of
sharing with her. In fact she was almost certain she saw a flicker of
expectation cross his face, at the realisation that they would be sharing
a room together. 

Meg's own expression however did not mirror that of Fraser's. Her own face
had taken on a mixture of emotions; panic, disbelief and shock were only a
few. Looking at Meg's horrified face; Ben was deeply hurt by her reaction
to sharing a room with him.  

"There must be some mistake. Aren't there any more rooms available?" Meg
desperately asked the receptionist. 

"I'm sorry ma 'am, but we're fully booked with it being the Illuminations.
Unfortunately there are no other rooms available."  

The receptionist shot Meg an apologetic smile and handed both of them
their keys. Ben picked up his single rucksack and turned in the direction
of the lift. Meg stood rooted to the spot, her legs just wouldn't move. 

* How in the world am I going to deal with this situation? It's difficult
enough trying to keep control of my feelings around him for a short time;
it's going to be virtually impossible now. And after the teasing I did in
the car todayoh my God! Well you did put yourself in this situation by
teasing him. Now you're going to have to deal with the consequences. You
can deal with this Meg. Come on, get a hold of yourself and act like a
Superior Officer, and not like a petrified mouse. * 

She took a deep breath, picked up her suitcase and followed Ben to the
lift. They both went up in the lift in silence, neither of them exactly
sure what to say about the situation. Meg kept her eyes on the numbers
flashing by, so as not to make eye contact with him. Exiting the lift,
they walked side by side down the corridor, each desperately trying to
concentrate on locating their room and not each other.	

Ben unlocked the bedroom door and held the door open for her to enter. Meg
took one step inside the room and stopped dead in her tracks. The sight
before her made her body go rigid. 

"Is something the matter Sir?" Standing behind her he peeped over her head
and followed her fixed gaze. He instantly realised what the problem was.
An observer would have expected to find a dead body in the room, from the
look on both of their faces. However there was no dead body in the room.
What lay before them was by far more unnerving to them; it was a double
bed. 

"I don't believe this. You'd better not think that we're sharing a bed
Fraser." 

"No Sir. Of course not. I'll sleep on the floor." He looked her in eyes in
an effort to reassure her that it wasn't his intention to share a bed with
her. She seemed to visibly relax at his suggestion to sleep on the floor. 

"Yes, that's a good idea. We'll take turns."  

"There's no need for that Sir, I don't mind sleeping on the floor." 

"Fraser I may be a woman but I've completed the same training as you. It's
only fair that I take my turn on the floor." 

"Really, Sir, it isn't necessary." Ben replied, shutting the door to avoid
further embarrassment by being overheard. 

"I'm not arguing about it now Fraser, we haven't got time because we'll be
late for the ball. We'll discuss this later. Right now I need to change,
so if you don't mind I'll be in the ensuite bathroom." 

"Sir?"	

"What is it Fraser?" She snapped, turning around to face him once more.  

"May I ask you somewhat of a personal question?" 

Meg looked at him warily. "You can ask but I'm not promising that I'll
answer it." 

"Sir, in the car earlier today erI'm a little confused as to what went on.
Concerning your actions I mean. What I'm trying to ask iswhere do we
stand?" 

* Phew! I managed to ask her. I know that she probably doesn't want to
discuss it now, but I need to know what's going on. If I'm going to be
sharing a room with her I need to know where I stand regarding our
relationship. She keeps giving me mixed signals. She obviously isn't ready
to sleep together though, her reaction just now told me that. * 

* Oh hell! What should I say? I accidentally grabbed your dick and it was
too tempting not to stimulate you? Yeah right! That would make the
situation a million times more awkward. Just act professional Meg and
pretend it was an accident. * 

"There's nothing to be confused about. We nearly crashed and I, er,
grabbed hold of the first thing that I could find. Unfortunately it
happened to beI'm sorry Fraser, I didn't mean to." 

"I know that was an accident. I'm not referring to that. It was what you
did afterwards that I'm referring to." 

"Oh! II can only apologise." * Damn! I'm not going to be able to get out
of it that easily. * Taking a deep breath, Meg tried again to explain away
her actions. "Fraser, I shouldn't have done what I did. I wasn't acting
rationally. I was in shock from the near collision and all I can think is
that I"Meg broke off and took another deep breath. "Fraser you have every
right to put a complaint in against me if you wish. I'll quite understand
if you do." 

"That never crossed my mind Sir. I have no reason to complain about what
you did." Looking down at his boots he said shyly, "I'mI'm glad you did
it." 

"You are?" 

"Yes. The only request I have is that you refrain from doing it in public,
because we both know theeffect you have on me." 

Meg smiled at him. "Yes I think we do." Her expression turned business
like again. "You don't need to worry though Fraser, because it won't
happen again. Constable, we have to spend a lot of time in the close
proximity of one another. I think that the best way to get through this is
if we forget past 'contact' and concentrate on our professional
relationship." 

* Well there's my answer, only it's not the one I was hoping for. I
shouldn't have got my hopes up. Although she does have the tendency to
change her mind about having further 'contact.' I suppose I'll just have
to play it by ear and see if she changes her mind again? * 

"Understood ma 'am. I hope that we can still be friends though?" Ben
asked. 

"You consider me your friend?" 

"Yes. We can be friends can't we?"  

Reaching out she took one of his hands and entwined her fingers with his.
"Yes Ben, we can be friends. I'd like that." Smiling at him she thought, *
If only we could be so much more! *  

"I won't deny that I want us to be more than friends Margaret." Not being
able to judge what her reaction was going to be, he knew that he was
treading in dangerous territory, but he felt he had to tell her. 

"I know you do, but all I can give you is friendship Ben." 

"I'm honoured to even have that. I won't push you Margaret, but I'm here
if you change your mind."  

Letting go of his hand, she nodded her head. Suitcase in hand, Meg headed
into the bathroom. She changed into the knee length red dress she had
bought while shopping with Ben in Manchester, and once dressed she emerged
from the bathroom. 

Her beauty once again astounded Ben. Red really did suit her. * Wow! She
looks sexy in that dress. Unfortunately it looks like I'm going to have to
settle for friendship. Well that's a start and it's better than nothing I
suppose! * 

"We'd better go now Fraser, otherwise we'll be late." Nodding his assent
Ben opened the door for her and they left the room.   

Lady In Red 

Standing on the pavement, Meg looked up at the tall metal structure that
was Blackpool Tower. The upside down 'V' shaped creation stood atop a
large building facing the sea and the metal structure had been painted an
attractive gold colour. A lift took visitors up to an enclosed see-through
viewing platform right at the top of the tower, and from up there,
observers could see for miles around the north west of England.  

The function was to be held inside the ballroom, which was situated in the
building that the tower stood upon. Meg noted that also inside the
building where numerous attractions, such as an aquarium, the 'Hall of
Mirrors,' a children's adventure playground called 'Jungle Jim's' and
various others. 

Entering the ballroom, the Mounties under her command dispatched. All
except Fraser and Frobisher that is, who hovered at her side. Meg headed
towards some seating on the edge of the dance floor, which was underneath
the viewing balconies. Fraser beat her there and pulled a chair out from
behind an ornate round table for her to sit on. 

"Thank you Fraser."  

Once seated Meg was immediately greeted by James. "Meg you look divine."
She smiled at him as he placed a kiss on her cheek. 

"James let me introduce you to Sergeant Frobisher, and you already know
Constable Fraser." 

"Pleased to meet you Sergeant." 

Shaking James' hand Frobisher said, "Yes, nice to meet you Sir." 

Just then, the renowned organ called the 'Wurlitzer' came up from beneath
the floor, and the band behind the organ began to play. 

"Would you care to dance Meg?" James asked as he offered her his hand. 

"Yes. I'd love to." Taking his hand, Meg flashed James a large smile. 

From his seat Ben watched Meg dancing with James. As he continued to
watch, James pulled Meg closer as they danced, so that their cheeks
touched. James appeared to be telling Meg something funny because she
started to laugh. Ben couldn't recall ever hearing her laugh before; it
was an enchanting laugh and he just wished that she were laughing at
something amusing he'd said, instead of James.	

Once the music stopped and the band prepared to play another song, Ben
jumped up from his seat and intercepted Meg and James coming off the dance
floor. As the band started to play "Lady In Red," Ben asked, "May I have
this next dance Sir?" 

"Yes. Why not." Taking Ben's hand and pulling him onto the dance floor she
said, "Come on cock, let's dance." 

Seeing the look of astonished embarrassment on his handsome face, she
smiled ruefully at him. "Lighten up Ben. I don't mean what you think I do.
Honestly I don't. Cock is a figure of speech here in the north west. You
know, for a well educated man you really are clueless in the colloquial
language." 

Holding onto his hand, Meg placed her spare hand on Ben's right shoulder
and he slipped his right arm around her. "Are you enjoying the evening
Sir?"  

"Yes. I'm having a delightful evening." To tease him a little and make him
jealous she added, "James is very good company." 

"Oh! So youlike James then?" 

"Yes, he's an extremely charming man." Looking at him, Meg realised what
Ben was actually meaning. "Ah! I get it. You want to know if I like James.
Constable my private life is my own business." 

"Sorry ma 'am." 

"Shhh," Meg said placing her index finger on his lips. "Don't talk, let's
just dance."  

Dancing in Ben's arms, Meg's desire for him started to overcome her. She
wanted to be wrapped more closely in his gentle, but strong arms. She knew
that she shouldn't give in to the want, but she just couldn't resist. 

"Hold me closer love," Meg requested, breaking the silence.  

Without saying a word, Ben slowly pulled their bodies together, enveloping
her in his caring embrace. Resting her cheek against his, she placed her
left arm around his neck and ran her fingers slowly through the back of
his hair. As they danced, Ben listened to the young male singing the
lyrics of the song, "Lady In Red." 

Lady In Red  

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight. 

I've never seen you shine so bright. 

I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance. 

They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance. 

Lady in Red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek. 

I'll never forget, the way you look tonight. 

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight. 

I've never seen you shine so bright. You were amazing. 

I've never seen so many people wanna be there by your side. 

And when you turn at me and smile, you took my breath away. 

I have never had such a feeling, such a feeling of complete and utter love
as I do tonight. 

Lady in Red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek. 

I'll never forget the way you look tonight. 

I never will forget, the way you look tonight. 

My Lady in Red, my Lady in Red, my Lady in Red. (I love you.) 

And Ben thought that the words he was singing, were just how he himself
felt about Meg. Meg was his 'Lady In Red.' She must have been thinking
along the same lines because she whispered into his ear, "Ben, am I your
'Lady In Red'?" 

"Yes. Yes my love you are."  

When the song ended, they would have more than likely stayed in one
another's arms, if James hadn't have swiftly appeared at their side.  

"Will you permit me to have this next dance Meg?" James asked, eyeing
Fraser suspiciously.  

"Yes, alright. But then I must sit down, because between the two of you
you'll have me exhausted," she joked. 

While she danced with James, Meg realised that Fraser was watching her
every move. * It's no wonder he's watching me after that dance. It's a
good job James intervened when he did, otherwise we would have probably
stayed locked in one another's embrace the entire evening, and that would
definitely have aroused suspicion. She knew that she shouldn't have asked
Fraser if she was his 'Lady In Red,' but she couldn't help teasing him by
asking him. And to be honest, she wasn't just teasing him, she really
wanted to know if he thought of her as his 'Lady In Red.' * 

James started to run his hand along Meg's back and she felt his lips
gently brush her neck. Under normal circumstances, with such an attractive
man as James, Meg would have immediately responded by caressing him. But
her feelings were very confused. Part of her was enjoying what James was
doing, but another part of her wished that it were Ben who was caressing
her. 

* What am I playing at? I'm dancing right now with an attractive, eligible
and entertaining man, who obviously likes me and all I can do is think
about Fraser. I have to stop feeling this way about him, but I just felt
so content in his arms. I've got to try and forget about Fraser, and
concentrate on having a good time with James. Plus I need to show Fraser
that we're just friends after that dance. Maybe a little teasing will
rectify that slip up on my behalf? *  

Meg let her own lips brush against James' and then falling into the kiss
she let herself go. First running her hands along the back of his neck and
letting them slip down to clutch his tight backside. He responded by
running his own hands down along her body and letting them rest on her own
backside. 

Looking on as Meg and James kissed, Ben felt like someone had thumped him
in the stomach, knocking all of the wind out of him; he just couldnt
breath.  

* No! Please, stop kissing him Meg. How can you kiss him when you asked me
to hold you close only a minute ago? God, I hate that man. I know that I
shouldn't hate him, but how can I not when he's kissing the woman I love?
* 

"Er Benton, I must have a crossed wire. I thought that you and the
Inspector wereyou knowdating?" Frobisher interrupted Ben's pining.  

"No, were not dating." Ben quietly said. 

"I'm surprised. I thought that you would have been an item by now." Seeing
the obvious hurt on Ben's face, Frobisher awkwardly placed a hand on Ben's
shoulder.  

"Well, aren't you going to say something to comfort him?" Fraser Senior
asked, suddenly appearing at Buck's side.  

"Why do you keep insisting that I talk to him about thesematters? You know
I'm not very good at it." 

"That's true enough. I often ask myself that same question, and all I can
come up with is that being dead distorts my judgement." Moving nearer to
his son, he said, "Benton, hang in there son. You'll win her in the end.
It wasn't easy winning your mothers affections, let me tell you. Buck and
I fought tooth and nail to gain her affections. But I never gave up son
and it was worth it in the end. Trust me Benton, she doesn't really like
James. I can tell, because she doesn't look at him the way she looks at
you. I know what I'm talking about son, because your mother used to look
at me the same way that your Inspector looks at you."  

Ben couldn't speak. A lump had formed in his throat as he stood there,
staring in despair, at Meg and James.  

Kissing James, Meg realised that in her mind it wasn't really James that
she was kissing and touching; it was Ben. * This is stupid Meg. Kissing
James isn't going to make you stop wanting Ben. I gave it a shot and it
just isn't working. I've got to stop leading them both on and make my mind
up once and for all. *	

Meg pulled away from the kiss and looked over towards Ben. Seeing the look
of hurt on his face she instantly felt like crap. * How could I be so
cruel? He looks like I've broken his heart. I shouldn't have kissed James
in front of Fraser. It was a horrible thing to do. What a bitch I am. I've
got to stop teasing him, it's got beyond a joke now, and I've really upset
him. * 

She wanted to tell him how she felt about him, but at the same time she
was worried that he might tell her to get lost, after what she'd just
done. An idea started to form in Meg's mind, about how she could explain
her actions to Fraser. 

"James, the R.C.M.P. want to bring a new dynamo to our image, and as a
thank you to the welcoming committee, do you think it would be possible
for me to sing?" 

"Yes, of course Meg. I'd love to hear you sing." Kissing her cheek he
added, "Let's go and arrange it now." 

James led Meg through the crowded ballroom towards two women standing
beside the band. "Meg, I would like you to meet my cousin 'Postcard' and
her friend Magsy." Seeing the look on Meg's face at the mention of his
cousins unusual name, James smiled. "'Postcard' is her nickname."  

"Oh, right. Nice to meet you," Meg smiled politely at them. 

"Oh hello. You must be the R.C.M.P. Inspector James has been telling us so
much about." Postcard said. 

James shot his cousin a scorching look. "Magsy and Postcard are both going
to be doing the backing singing for our surprise celebrity singer," James
explained to Meg. Looking at his cousin he said, "Meg wants to sing a song
to thank the welcoming committee. Would you and Magsy please do the
backing singing for her?" 

"Of course, no problem." 

"Yes, we'd love to. You know how much we like to sing," said Magsy. 

Meg instructed both of the women what lyrics they needed to sing, and
after a discussion with the band Meg began to sing. 

It's A Runaway 

I know I told you it couldn't be so 

I was afraid to let my love show. 

The steam has cleared 

my confusion has gone 

I can see clearly now Mountie 

you're the one. 

While she sang, Meg looked at Ben and from her eyes she channelled to him
that the song was to him. When the chorus came around, both women joined
in the singing with Meg. 

Chorus 

It's a runaway 

my love for you. 

A one way track  

headed straight to you. 

You can't run from a train 

when you're tied to the tracks. 

Give it up Mountie. 

Come on Mountie kiss me again. 

Come on Mountie like we did on top of a train. 

Come on Mountie it doesn't matter whether it's 

in wind or rain,  

on or off a train. 

Come on Mountie be mine again. 

  

The way you held me close. 

The way you held me tight. 

The way you kissed me it felt so right. 

I melted into you with that first kiss, 

let me melt again, 

for longer than those few seconds of bliss. 

Repeat Chorus 

Wind in my hair. 

Blood pulsating like an express train 

through my veins. 

That kiss of passion will always remain. 

Put your arms around my back  

pull me close. 

Let's speed it up, 

there's no turning around  

from where this train is bound	

on this straight track to love. 

Repeat Chorus 

Hold on to me Mountie. 

Hold on to me tight. 

Our love could be strong enough  

to derail the train off the tracks tonight. 

This train has no brakes.  

It's on full steam. 

On a collision course with all of our fantasies and dreams. 

Repeat Chorus 

  

"Er Benton, is she singing this song to you?" Asked Frobisher. 

"Yes." Ben declared firmly. "Yes I believe she is."  

Illuminations 

The applause died down, and Meg was relieved that there where no cameras
present to have captured her performance. * The things I do for Fraser.
Let's just hope that my making a complete and utter spectacle of myself
was worthwhile. And that I don't live to regret it like the Tequila Jelly
contest. Well, I'll soon find out I suppose, because he's heading over
this way. * 

* Why was Meg staring so intently at that constable of hers while she
sang? And come to think of it, that was an odd song to choose to sing. You
don't thinkIt couldn't be based on anything, could it? No. That's an
absurd idea. It's more than likely an old Mountie song or something. So
why was she staring at him like that? It was as though they were sharing
something private. Just incase I'd better keep my eye on that constable
and find out what he thinks about her.	

Gosh, she's a sexy woman. I had braced myself to expect to entertain an
unattractive, old tyrant; what with her name being the same as the ex PM.
And I was most pleasantly surprised to see that she was such a
good-looking woman. It isn't a chore spending time with her at all. She's
funny and intelligent, and that accent of hersoh, it's a real turn on. And
boy is she a good kisser! At first I was only planning on having some fun,
but when she leaves I think that I am really going to miss her. * 

James' suspicions about Fraser went on alert again as he watched Ben make
a beeline towards Meg. * I think that now would be a good time to find out
exactly what that bloody constable thinks about Meg. * 

Walking towards where Meg was standing by the band, Ben was hindered in
his attempt to reach her by James. "Ah, constable, that was a superb
performance by Meg wasn't it?" 

"Yes, I enjoyed it immensely." 

"She's a most remarkable Lady, isn't she?" 

"Yes, she is." 

"Yes, Meg's definitely a nice bit of crumpet, don't you think, constable?"
Noticing his puzzled look he added, "You know, good looking." 

"It, er, wouldn't be my place to say Sir." 

"No, I suppose it wouldn't with her being your Superior Officer." Frasers'
facial expression was enough to tell James, that Fraser thought just a
little bit more about Meg, than as a Superior Officer. 

* Damn. James would have to collar Ben before he reached me and I could
find out what he thought about the song. What are they talking about? Ben
looks really uncomfortable. * Meg decided that she had to find out, and so
she made her way across the room towards them. Noticing her approaching
them they both turned to smile at her. "Meg, you were wonderful," James
praised, kissing her on the cheek. 

"Thank you." 

"Yes Sir, you have a beautiful singing voice. And I'm glad that you chose
that particular song ma 'am. It was very enlightening."  

James noticed that they were looking at one another again, with that
secret understanding, as though they were sharing a private meaning
between one another. And it infuriated the hell out of him. "Meg, would
you like to take a stroll with me along the promenade?" He asked, in a
desperate attempt to get her away from Ben. 

Meg looked at Ben, uncertain of whether or not she should leave with
James. She wanted so badly to know what Ben thought about the song.
Looking briefly into Ben's eyes, she could see that he didn't want her to
go with James, and that he desperately wanted to speak with her in
private.  

"Thank you James, really, but it is a bit rude of me to just leave. And I
can't leave anyway, because if I do who will keep an eye on my
subordinates? You know the amount of trouble that they've got into
already. I can't afford to leave them and have them embarrass Canada
further."  

"Yes, I can see that that may be a problem. Although, I am sure that
Sergeant Frobisher would keep an eye on them while we went for a stroll.
And Constable Fraser here would not let another reoccurrence of Manchester
happen again, would you constable?" 

"Er, no Sir."  

"Alright then, but I can't be away too long." Turning to Ben she shot him
an apologetic look from her eyes. "Fraser, inform Sergeant Frobisher that
I am just going outside for a few minutes and that I won't be long. And
tell him that this time in my absence, I expect him to show some
competence, and woe betide him if anybody does anything they shouldn't." 

"Yes ma 'am." 

Ben felt helpless as he watched James lead Meg off to retrieve their coats
from the cloakroom. He had so much that he wanted to discuss with her, and
he hadn't been able to do so because of James unwanted presence. He
quickly informed Frobisher of Meg's orders and found himself heading out
of the ballroom. Ben just couldn't resist following them. He knew that it
was wrong and she probably would be mad at him for doing so, but he
couldn't stop himself. It was like he was being pulled by a magnetic force
to follow them.  

Meg and James stepped outside the building and the wind immediately
battered around them. It was so fierce that it churned the sea up, so that
it pounded against the windbreakers. Ben followed behind them at a safe
distance; so as not to be seen. He watched as Meg and James stopped
walking and stood looking out towards the Irish Sea. As Ben looked on, a
large wave crashed over the storm defences and Meg and James jumped back,
just in time before they were immersed in seawater. Unfortunately the
spray didn't escape them and it was a good job they were wearing their
coats, otherwise Meg's evening dress would have been saturated.  

Ben continued to follow them until they stopped just short of the Central
Pier. From his vantage point he watched James and Meg laughing. * I wonder
what he's telling her to make her laugh like that? Oh no! He's whispering
in her ear now. And look, he's got his arms around her waist. I must have
misinterpreted the song wrong, because she appears to be rather friendly
with James. Why? Why, did I get my hopes up that she had changed her mind?
I should have known that it was too good to be true. Gosh, I'm acting like
a peeping tom. I'd better go back to the ballroom and give them some
privacy. *  

But as Ben turned to leave, he glanced back at Meg, and what he saw made
him instantly change his mind about leaving. James was once again
whispering into Meg's ear, and the uncertain reaction that was suddenly
displayed on her previously happy face, made Ben grow concerned. He
abandoned any doubts about interfering and started to approach them. With
his acute hearing, and as he was getting nearer to them, he heard Meg's
faltering voice say, "I'mI'm not so sure. Don't take this the wrong way, I
like you but"  

Noticing Ben, Meg exclaimed, "Fraser." Meg's voice sounded to Ben to be a
mixture of surprise and relief. 

"Ma 'am, is everything alright?" He asked as he came to stand protectively
by her side.  

"Erm, yes. Everything's fine Fraser. Why shouldn't it be?"  

"No reason ma 'am. I just wondered, that's all."  

"What are you doing here anyway?" Meg said, in an effort to change the
subject, as she detached herself from James' embrace.  

"I felt like a breath of fresh sea air. I, er, thought that it would do me
good." 

The next few seconds passed by in an awkward silence that felt like
minutes. James was waiting for Fraser to take his leave and continue on
his walk, but the Mountie just stood there, making no attempt to move.
Eventually James had had enough. "Do you mind?"  

"I beg your pardon?" Ben asked, looking at James blankly. 

* Jeez! Is this man dense, or is he doing this deliberately? * "Meg and I
would like some moments alone, if you don't mind?" 

"Excuse me?" Meg stepped into the interchange, raising her eyebrows
questionably at James.	

"I'm sorry, but I feel the need to be selfish and spend some time alone
with the delightful woman that you are." 

Ben looked at Meg and saw her blush at James' words. "That's very
flattering James," she flashed him a shy smile. "However you're going to
have to take a raincheck, because I really should get back and make sure
that my subordinates are behaving themselves. If you're out here Fraser,"
she shot him a reproachful look. "Then God only knows what the others are
up to. They could be wondering the streets as well; getting up to further
mischief."  

Then glancing at her watch, Meg exclaimed, "God, look at the time! They'll
be turning the Illuminations on soon. We'd better head there now,
otherwise we'll miss it." 

Both of them offered her their arm at the same time, and so she linked one
arm through each of their arms. When they reached the venue where the
lights were going to be turned on, James turned to Meg and whispered in
her ear about wanting to talk with her later. Pecking her on the cheek, he
then excused himself and went off to greet the celebrity guest who would
be turning the Illuminations on.  

"You were following me weren't you?" Meg asked Ben, still keeping hold of
his arm. 

"I wouldn't say that." Then looking at her he bowed his head and said,
"Well, actually yes, I was following you. I'm sorry, it's just that I was
concerned for you." 

"I don't like being followed Fraser, if I want a stalker I'll ring Henri
up." she said harshly. She felt him flinch and realised that what she had
said was uncalled for. * I shouldn't have likened him to Henri, they're
nothing alike. Henri is a dirty old man and Ben is an absolute gentleman.
And furthermore, Ben was only following me because he cares about me. * 

She tightly squeezed his arm and said softly, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have
said that, you're nothing like Henri. Thank you, Ben, for turning up when
you did. Not that you needed to, I can take care of myself. But thank you
anyway." 

"There's no need to thank me Sir. That's what friends are for. I'm here
for you anytime you need me, Meg." 

"Thank you, Ben." She smiled at him and tenderly kissed his cheek. She
couldn't help but laugh slightly at the way his face beamed from ear to
ear through her kissing him. 

"Er, the song you sangwas it?" 

"About us? Yes it was. And I want you to know that I dont make a fool out
of myself for just anyone Ben." She smiled at him as she playfully patted
his chest. 

"I don't think that you made a fool out of yourself. I'm glad that the
steam has cleared, because there never was any steam clouding my vision
where you were concerned." They smiled fondly at one another. "I have one
question though." 

"What's that." 

"Do youer?"  

"Do I what?" She prompted. 

"Do you have fantasies about me?" 

"I walked right into that one didn't I?" Looking away she said, "Yesmaybe
one day I'll get to live them out! But until then you'll have to be
patient with me Ben." 

"Understood." 

At that moment, James voice announced the surprise celebrity guest, who
was the female singer Toni Braxton. And the crowd started to count down,
five, four, three, two, one, and Toni hit the button, turning the
Illuminations on. The whole town lit up as fireworks went off and the
crowd cheered. 

With Ben's help, Meg gathered all of her subordinates up and boarded them
on a tram; that was in the shape of a rocket and lit up like a Christmas
tree. Once they were all accounted for and safely on board downstairs, she
made one last scan of her subordinates. In doing so, Meg realised that the
downstairs was packed and there was no place for her or Ben to sit. 

"We'll have to go upstairs with the general public," she instructed Ben. 

Nodding his head he followed her up the winding staircase, and up onto the
top flight of the open top tram. "I think that I can see two seats at the
back. Come on Fraser, "Meg said, as she grabbed his hand and pulled him
along the aisle-way to the empty seats. 

They managed to sit down just before the tram set off moving along the
road. Meg looked up at the Illuminations suspended over head and marvelled
at the display. There were giant Tea-pots with faces on them, falling
packs of playing cards, flowers, jumping animals and much, much more; all
lit up in multi-coloured lights. She had to admit it was very impressive.
And on the ground, at the side of the road, were enormous life-like,
moving displays. They took the form of Care-bears on swings, Egyptian
Mummies, Father Christmas and his elves, My Little Ponies and various
other moving life size displays. 

She glanced over at Ben and smiled to herself. His eyes were lit up like a
child's. He had clearly never seen anything like this before, and was
looking at everything in awe. "It's quite spectacular, isn't it?"  

"Yes. It's beautiful with all of the coloured lights." 

He was right, it was beautiful. The atmosphere was enchanting and magical,
with the coloured lights shimmering against the dark sky. And the open
top-tram, with the wind whipping through her hair was too much for Meg. It
started to stir memories inside of her, and once again, her emotions were
put on 'full-spin.' She needed to know if what she felt for Ben was just
lust or love. Looking into the depths of his clear blue eyes, Meg knew
that now was the time to dive in and swim in the pools of his eyes. She
tenderly touched his cheek and they both moved slowly towards each other's
lips, leaning in to the right. While they kissed everything else faded
into oblivion. The lights, the people, the sea, the tram, all were
non-existent. All that mattered was the overwhelming desire to sample the
delights of each other's mouths. While at the same time questing hands
circled back, face, hair, neck, and shoulder, with frenzied passion. And
as she kissed him, Meg knew beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the feelings
she had for Ben went far beyond lust. She loved him. 

Out of the blue, a wolf whistle interrupted them, and they suddenly became
aware of someone standing in front of them.  

* Oh my God! Please, don't tell me he saw Ben and I kissing. *	

* Will we ever not be interrupted? It's just not fair. I wait all of this
time to have some more 'contact' with Meg, and then when I finally do,
this happens. *  

"Ray!"	

"Detective!" 

"What are you doing here?" They both burst out in unison.  

You're Makin Me High 

Ray stood grinning at Meg and Ben like a cat that had just caught a
pigeon. "Say hello to your new rider." Meg just stared at him open-mouthed
and Ray burst out laughing. "Only joking. But ya should see the look on
your face. Ha! It's almost as good as a few seconds ago, when you realised
that I'd caught you two at it. So, come on, how long have you both been,
you know, nudge, nudge, wink, wink?" 

Meg just shook her head in disgust at Ray, and Ben's face started to glow
as brightly as the Illuminations. Getting over the initial shock of seeing
Ray, Meg and Ben realised that he wasn't alone. Frannie was stood behind
him, and it was obvious from the look of hurt on her face; that she had
also seen them kissing. 

"Hello Francesca," Ben greeted her softly. 

"Hi Fraser," Frannie quietly said. She held her head up high, and forced
herself to smile, even though she felt like bursting into tears at seeing
Fraser kissing Thatcher. 

"You still haven't told us what you're doing here, in England, Detective."
 

"And you, still haven't told me, what's going on between you two," Ray
shot back at Meg. 

Meg knew that there was nothing that she could say to get Ben and herself
out of this. It was blatantly obvious what was going on between them, and
trying to make up an excuse would only make the situation worse. Plus, she
couldn't think of a damn excuse anyway. She just prayed that Ben would
think of something to get them out of this horrible predicament. 

"Ray, if you're here, then who's looking after Dief?" * Thank goodness!
There is a God after all. I'm so glad Ben thought of that. It hopefully
should get that blasted Detective off our backs. * 

"Oh, don't worry Benny. Elaine is looking after Dief for you. She'll
probably do a much better job than I will anyway. So, tell me Benny, how
long have you two been, you know, doin it?" 

"Ray, please?" Pleaded Ben. 

"What Ben and I do, is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, DETECTIVE. And for your
information, we haven't been 'doin' anything, as you put it," Meg
exploded. The words just came tumbling out of her mouth. She was just so
mad and embarrassed, that she didn't think about what she was saying
before she said it. In the heat of the moment, she had momentarily
forgotten to put her brain in gear. And the first her brain knew about
what she was saying, was when she heard herself saying it.  

* Oh my God! You moron Meg. How could you be so stupid, as to call him
Ben, in front of that fucking Chicago Detective? * 

"Oh, it's Ben now is it?" Ray teased her. "And it didn't look like you
weren't doin anything to me. Right, Frannie?" 

Meg blushed to a polished Ruby colour and looked at Ray with pure hatred.
"Ray, just quit it will you? And tell them why were here." Frannie said to
Meg's relief. 

"Ok. But I want some answers after Benny," Ray badgered. "And as to why
were here, I got a phone call at the precinct from one of Bolts relatives,
Thomas, who happens to live in England. I thought, oh shit, they've not
got ya hostage again have they? This time however, instead of saying
they'd taken the train over and got ya hostage, Tom, as I've been directed
to call him, said he was gonna sabotage the Musical Ride tour. I asked if
that meant that he was gonna try to blow up the train. And he said 'that
was for him to know, and for me to find out.' Tom said that if the US
government didn't cough up a million bucks, you guys would be toast, along
with a couple a thousand civilians. He said if people think that the
Illuminations are bright and light up the sky, we haven't seen nothin
compared to what he's gonna do, if he doesn't get the money. And cause I
played my part in stopping his cousin, I'm the one who has to bring the
damn money.  

Welsh rang up the R.C.MP. and New Scotland Yard in London, filled em in,
and before I knew it, I was on a flight to Heathrow. I picked up the money
at the American Embassy and then I've had a nice armed guard up to
Manchester. I've spent the past hour speaking to Special Branch based at
Manchester, while Frannie went shopping, and then I came up to this place
to tell you guys the score." 

* I don't believe it. This can't be happening again? Why the hell do they
keep choosing my detail to destroy? * "When are you supposed to give him
the money?" Meg asked, trying to sound as calm and professional as she
could. 

"Who knows! He just said to come to England and stick with the Musical
Ride, he'd contact me then with further instructions." 

"Hey Benny, you've been quite the little rebel recently haven't you? The
guys at Special Branch were telling me you were involved in a pub bawl.
And then here I go, catching you and Thatcher at it. Is there something in
the water here or what?" The whole of Ben's face was beginning to look
like Rudolph's nose, on one of the displays at the side of the tram,
causing Ray to burst into hysterics. 

"Er, Francesca, why are you in England? I wouldn't have thought that Bolt
would have requested that you come here too," Meg curiously asked, trying
her hardest to change the topic. 

"I'm here on holiday. I made Ray bring me when I heard why he was comin.
I, er, wanted to see that you were alright," Frannie said, directing the
last bit at Fraser.  

By this point the tram had stopped and people where dispersing. Relief
flooded Ben and Meg's bodies as they headed downstairs, glad of the
reprieve from Ray's constant teasing. Stepping off the tram, Meg ordered
her subordinates to head back inside Blackpool Tower. Frannie and Ray
accompanied Ben, Meg and the other Mounties back towards the ballroom. Meg
was on pins the whole way there, terrified that Ray would mention the
'contact' in front of the other Mounties. Thankfully, he didn't.  

Reaching the doors to the ballroom, Ray quietly informed Ben and Meg. "By
the way, Special Branch want a meeting with you two, and Frobisher, over
breakfast tomorrow."  

"Right. We'll be there. Goodbye Detective, Francesca. Come on Fraser, we
have a function to attend." And with that Meg spun around and marched
through the ballroom doors. Stopping briefly to inform the security
personnel not to let Ray or Frannie into the ballroom. Her excuse to the
security personnel had been that Ray and Frannie weren't invited. The real
reason however, was that Meg couldn't face anymore of Ray's teasing that
evening. And also, after that kiss, Meg wanted Ben to herself for the rest
of the evening. 

As Ben entered the Ballroom, Toni Braxton was beginning to perform a song,
accompanied by James' cousin Postcard and her friend Magsy. Ben walked
over to where Meg was standing on her own, beside one of the large red and
gold ornamental pillars that ran from the floor to the ceiling. "Sir, Meg,
I'm sorry about Ray teasing you. I feel responsible, what with him being
my friend." 

"Don't be. It wasn't your fault. I should have known better than towellyou
know, in a public place." 

"What do you think about the threat to sabotage the Musical Ride?" 

Meg sighed and shook her head. "I just hope that we can prevent it. And I
also hope that this time it is the money that they want, because last time
that was just a ruse. Anyhow, we'll find out more tomorrow when we meet
Special Branch. In the meantime, let's not let it ruin our evening. Shall
we dance?" 

"Yes, I'd like that." 

Taking her hand, Ben led Meg out onto the dance floor and taking her into
his arms they started to dance slowly to the song. 

You're Makin Me High 

I'll always think of you 

Inside of my private thoughts 

I can imagine you 

Touching my private parts 

With just the thought of you 

I can't help but touch myself 

That's why I want you so bad 

Just one night of 

Moonlight, with you there beside me 

All night, doin' it again and again 

You know I want you so bad  

Baby, baby, baby, baby. 

The lyrics and the closeness of each other were too much for Ben and Meg.
It was hard to tell who started the 'further contact' off. One second, Ben
was inhaling the scent of Meg's hair and she was lightly resting her hand
around his neck, as they danced cheek to cheek. The next second, Ben was
kissing Meg's hair and moving down to her neck. While she gripped his own
neck, pulling him towards her, closing her lips around his earlobe. 

Oooh I get so high 

When I'm around you baby 

I can touch the sky 

You make my temperature rise 

You're Makin me high 

Baby, baby, baby, baby. 

Caressing one another, they moved out of view of prying eyes, behind one
of the large red and gold ornamental pillars. Both mouths claimed one
another, and as their tongues stroked, Ben pushed Meg further back against
the ornamental pillar, so that she was rested against it. She in turn
clutched his backside tightly and pulled him more firmly against her. 

Can't get my mind off you 

I think I might be obsessed 

The very thought of you 

Makes me want to get undressed 

I wanna be with you 

In spite of what my heart says 

I guess I want you too bad 

All I want is 

Moonlights, with you there inside me 

All night, doin it again and again 

You know I want you so bad 

Baby, baby, baby, baby 

Ben slipped his right hand hungrily around her left breast, causing a moan
to escape from Meg's mouth as they continued to kiss. Moving her hands
from his bottom, Meg kneaded his strong chest, revelling at the feel of
his well-formed pecs.  

Oooh I get so high 

When I'm around you baby 

I can touch the sky 

You make my temperature rise, ooh boy 

You're Makin me high 

Baby, baby, baby, baby. 

I want to feel your heart and soul inside of me 

Let's make a deal you roll, I lick 

And we can go flying into ecstasy 

Oh darlin' you and me 

Light my fire 

Blow my flame 

Take me, take me, take me away. 

(Lyrics and Music by Babyface and Bryce Wilson. Sang by Toni Braxton.) 

Meg seductively ran her right leg up along Ben's. And he boldly slid his
left hand along her leg, up past the hem of her dress, to rest on her
thigh; supporting her leg as she wrapped it around him. The feel of her
body against him, delighted Ben to the extent that his tackle started to
harden. The thrill of touching her soft, but well-toned thigh, while at
the same time fondling her breast aroused him tremendously. He had longed
to touch Meg this intimately, and the realisation that he was actually
doing so, and that she was reciprocating his actions, blew his mind away.
He was in paradise. 

"Er, arhem," coughed Frobisher, as he emerged around the pillar. Startled
at being caught in such a compromising position, Meg and Ben quickly
pulled away from one another's grasp. "Sorry to interrupt. I don't mean to
blow out a decent fire, but you're wanted, Sir." Interrupted Frobisher. 

* I know that. * Meg thought sarcastically, thinking of how much Ben
wanted her. 

Straightening her dress and hair, Meg followed Frobisher to where James
and Toni Braxton were stood talking beside the band. "There you are Meg.
I've been looking all over for you." While James was introducing Meg to
Toni, the band started to play a waltz and Magsy and Postcard approached
the table where Ben had gone to sit with Turnbull. 

"How do you do, I'm Postcard and this is Magsy. I hope we're not
intruding, but we wondered if you would both like to dance?" 

"Oh, nice to meet you both. And no, you're not intruding." Ben assured,
shaking their hands in turn. "I'm Constable Benton Fraser and this is
Constable Renfield Turnbull." 

"Pleased to meet you," Turnbull said, smiling as he shook their hands.	

Looking at Postcard, Ben said, "that's a most unusual name that you have!"


Both women smiled at one another. "It's her nickname," Magsy explained. 

"Ah! I see." Ben was still a bit puzzled though as to how she'd aquired
the nickname. 

Magsy linked Ben's arm, and Turnbull offered his arm to Postcard, as they
all headed onto the dance floor. While Ben danced with Magsy, he kept
glancing over at Meg, who was now dancing with James. To Ben's
satisfaction, she seemed to be holding James at arm length. And Ben
himself kept a safe distance between himself and Magsy, so that Meg
wouldn't get the wrong idea. Catching Meg's eye, he smiled at her and she
smiled back at him and discreetly blew him a kiss.  

Magsy noticed Ben kept glancing at Meg and asked, "You really like her
don't you?" 

"Erm, yes, Inspector Thatcher is a very nice person." 

"Oh come on. You think that she's more than just nice, don't you?" She
couldn't help but taunt him. It was so obvious that he was besotted with
Meg. "You can't deny it. Postcard and I saw you two snoging, behind the
ornamental pillars a few minutes ago." 

Ben blushed to the colour scarlet, and Magsy softly said, "Don't worry. We
won't tell anyone. Who are we to stand in the way of true love? If you ask
me, you two are well suited. I just thought you should know that if we saw
you, then it's possible somebody else did as well. You know; James is
Postcard's cousin and I know that he really likes Meg. He's already very
suspicious of you. He thinks that you are secretly in love with Meg, and
he feels somewhat threatened by you. Although, I'd say it's not much of a
secret to Meg, from what Postcard and I saw," joked Magsy. "I'm only
telling you this, because I know James, and he doesn't let anyone stand in
the way of something he wants. And I know that he wants Meg." 

The music stopped and Ben and Magsy ceased dancing. "Thank you, for the
word of warning. I appreciate what you've told me." 

"You're quite welcome. I'll let you go back to Meg now. The function is
over now anyway, and so if I don't see you again, good luck." 

"Thank you." 

Walking towards Ben and Magsy, Postcard overheard the last part of the
conversation. And as she knew what Magsy was going to chat to Ben about,
because they had discussed it, Postcard said, "And don't forget, Magsy and
I want an invitation to your wedding to Meg." 

"I think that that's a little premature, but I promise you, I won't
forget," Ben said, blushing at them.	  

The Fourth Day 

The Real Thing 

Walking off the dance floor James turned to Meg, "May I walk you back to
your hotel, Meg?"  

* Oh great! The last thing I need is James tagging along and pestering me.
I mean, he's a nice guy, but I don't feel anywhere near as strongly for
him, as I do for Ben. And I know what James wants to do when we get back
to the hotel. Like that's gonna happen! * 

"Er, I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble."  

"I assure you, that you are not putting me to any trouble what so ever."
By this stage, various other members of the welcoming committee had
gathered around them both, to say their goodbyes. And Meg realised that
there was no way, that she could just say 'no,' without it seeming rude.  

"Erm, yes then. If you'd like to. Although, I have to escort my
subordinates back to the hotel. And so if you don't mind walking with them
as well, it's fine by me!" 

"I don' t mind in the slightest, my dear." James didn't want to leave her
alone with Ben, for a second longer than he had to.  

Walking back to the hotel, James wondered why Meg was being so cold and
stand offish towards him. He had just tried to hold her hand and she had
immediately pulled away. * What is going on? She seemed more than willing
to let me touch her when we kissed earlier. In fact, she reciprocated my
touching her ten-fold. Wow! Was she hot! It's not as though I am trying to
touch her intimately, in front of her subordinates; I could understand her
pulling away then. All I am trying to do is hold her hand. And it is not
just that she won't let me hold her hand, she's hardly spoken to me at
all, or looked at me for that matter.  

If she had not have kissed me earlier, I would definitely believe that
something was going on between her, and that damn Constable Fraser. You
would think that they were joined at the hip, they're walking that close
to each other. In actual fact, I'm beginning to wonder if something isn't
going on between them. She's spent more time eyeing that sodding
Constable, than looking at me recently.  

I hope that I haven't scared her off, by asking her to spend the night
with me. That was not my intention to scare, or pressure her in any way.
Oh God! I hope that she doesn't think that I have been nice to her, just
to get her to have sex with me. It isn't like that. At first, yes, I'll be
honest, I was instantly physically attracted to her, and was being extra
nice to try and get her to have sex with me. But now that I have got to
know her, I really do care about her. *  

Stepping inside of the hotel, James decided that he had better attempt to
straighten things out. "May I have a private word with you, Meg?" Seeing
her hesitation, he added, "I know it's late, I promise I won't keep you
long." 

"Alright. Fraser, would you please inform Sergeant Frobisher, about
ourunexpected meeting tomorrow morning?" 

"Certainly, ma 'am." 

"Erm, Meg. About what we were discussing earlier on the promenade, I
didn't mean to rush you. Can we talk tomorrow?" James said, once Ben was
out of earshot. 

"Erm, yes. I think that would be a good idea. I'll see you tomorrow then.
Good night James." 

"Good night Meg," James said, as he kissed her on the cheek. 

Meg joined Ben at the reception desk, in retrieving their keys. Having
given them both their keys, the receptionist handed Meg an envelope.
Curiously looking at the envelope, Meg noticed that it was addressed to
both of them. Opening it, Meg took the letter out of the envelope, and
discovered that tucked in the fold of the letter, was a pack of condoms.
Astonished, she quickly shoved the pack of condoms back into the envelope,
and proceeded to read the letter.  

Dear lovebirds, 

Have a 'nice night' and don't exhaust yourselves too much. Cause, don't
forget, you have a breakfast meeting tomorrow, with Special Branch in your
hotel restaurant. Oh, and remember, 'good love isn't always from the
heart, you've gotta be smart.' Have a 'good time' on me,  

Ray. 

Reading the letter, Meg did an Oscar winning performance of a frog waiting
to catch flies. Her jaw dropped open; she just couldn't believe the
audacity of him. Seeing the look on Meg's face, Ben asked, "Is something
wrong, Sir?" 

In answer to his question, Meg rammed the letter and envelope into his
hands. While reading the letter, the colour from his uniform crept up his
neck to his face. Ben glanced into the envelope, and his assumption of
what the contents would be; was confirmed. "Ah. I'm terribly sorry, Meg.
I'll have a word with him tomorrow, and ask him to stop it."  

"I think that you better had, before I do some permanent damage to him,"
Meg retorted, through gritted teeth.	  

* * * * * 

Inside their hotel bedroom, Meg walked straight to the dressing table.
Sitting down on the stool she started to take off her jewellery. As she
did so, she glanced at Ben through the dressing table mirror, and saw that
he was stood watching her. "You should get undressed, Fraser. It's late,
and we have to be up early in the morning. You can change in the
bathroom." Seeing him hesitate she asked, "Is something the matter,
Fraser?"  

"Meg, please, don't pretend the additional 'contact' we've just shared
hasn't happened, or ask me to forget it." 

Turning around on the stool, Meg looked at him. "I won't. But I have a lot
on my mind, at the moment, Ben, with the meeting tomorrow." 

"I fully understand that, Meg. But please, don't block me out again. We
need to discuss what's going on between us. You can't just dismiss our
'contact' again, Meg." Ben pleaded. 

"I'm not dismissing it, Ben. I need to think what happened through, and I
can't contemplate doing so, or discussing our additional 'contact' right
now. I have way too much on my mind. Don't get me wrong, Ben, we need to
discuss it, but not now." 

"Understood," Ben said solemnly, looking down at his Stetson, which he was
turning around nervously in his hands.	

Watching him, she realised that he didn't understand what she meant at
all. And so she got up and walked towards him. "No. I don't think that you
do understand, Ben." Standing in front of him she reached up to his face,
and tenderly stroked his cheek. "You know earlier this evening, on the
promenade?" 

"Yes." 

"Well, when you turned up, James was just asking me would Iyou knowsleep
with him. And I want you to know, that I'm going to tell him that I can't
go through with it, because I'm in love with someone else." 

"You are?" 

"Yes. You." 

"Oh Meg. You really love me?" 

"Yes. I, er, realised that this evening, when we had the additional
'contact' on the tram. To be honest, I suppose that I have for a while,
but I wasscared to admit it. So you see, Ben, I'm not dismissing our
additional 'contact', because I can't, I'm in love with you. It's just
that, I have a lot to sort out at the moment." 

Ben was over the moon. He was so happy, that his face was lit up like a
light bulb. He lovingly ran his fingers through her soft, silken hair. And
then gently down her cheek, cupping her face with his hand. "I love you so
much, Meg."  

"You do?" Meg asked expectantly.  

"Of course I do. I wouldn't say so, if I didn't."  

And to confirm how much he loved her, he slowly brought his lips down upon
her own, and kissed her tenderly. Gradually increasing the intensity of
the kiss, as she opened her mouth to hungrily let him in. Breathlessly,
breaking away from the kiss, she rested her head on his shoulder, content
to be in his loving embrace.  

Looking past Ben, over his shoulder, Meg noticed a painting on the wall
for the first time. "Oh my God! It can't be?" Pulling away from his
embrace and walking up to the painting, Meg exclaimed, "It is. It's one of
Antoine's. Well, I don't believe it. Ha! Who'd have thought?" 

Walking over and standing at the side of her, Ben looked at the painting.
It was of a young girl, with auburn coloured hair, dressed in a green
summer dress. "It's a very good painting. Do you know the artist?" 

"Oh! Sorry. Ieryou could say that. Yes." Realising that she should explain
her reaction to the painting, Meg started to elucidate. "I spent a summer
at the Sorbonne. And well, I met an artist, Antoine Chaffanel there. I was
young, naïve, and for want of a better word, rebellious. He, erm, managed
to persuade me, into being an artist model for him. Oh, you should have
heard my parents when they found out. Boy was I in trouble! And when they
saw the painting, well, they hit the roof and went straight through it."  

From the expression on his face, she could tell that he didn't fully
understand why her parents were annoyed. "Have you seen the film Titanic,
Ben?" 

"Yes. Francesca recommended it to me. Ray wouldn't come with me to see it,
and so Francesca offered to go with me. And then, Turnbull asked could he
come along as well, so the three of us went to see it. It was a very
enjoyable film." Meg smiled to herself, knowing that Frannie probably
wanted a date with Ben, and would have been pissed off, with Turnbull
tagging along. 

"You know the scene where Rose is posing for Jack, on the couch?" He
nodded. "Well, Antoine painted me like thatNaked." 

"Oh! I see." The expression on his face was priceless, and Meg started to
laugh. 

"Have I shocked you? Do you find it surprising that your stern,
conservative, Superior Officer, would do something so, so daring and
defiant?" 

"Er, no. Well, erm, yes. To be honest, I am a littleersurprised. Not that
I think there is anything wrong, with that type of painting, or you posing
for the painting. I believe that art comes in many shapes and forms." 

"I'm glad that you think so. My grandmother was the only one who liked the
painting, and who saw it as art, and not pornographic smut. And it isn't
smut. The painting really is very good." 

"I'm sure it is." Ben said sincerely. 

Meg looked at Ben mischievously. "I've got the painting at home, and even
the sketches, he drew first. Maybe I'll show them to you, sometime!"	  

* * * * *  

Once he had changed in the bathroom, Ben lightly knocked on the joining
bedroom door. "May I come in now, Meg?" 

"Yes. You can come in. I've changed."  

Ben opened the door a fraction of a crack and timidly said, "Erm, Meg?" 

"Yes Ben?" Meg asked curiously. Wondering why he hadn't come out of the
bathroom yet. 

"Meg, I should warn you. Iumdidn't anticipate sharing a room with anyone.
And as I didn't think that I would be, and I reasoned that it wouldn't be
very cold in the hotel." 

"Get to the point Ben. Otherwise at this rate, it will be breakfast, by
the time we get to bed." 

"My long-johns are with the rest of my luggage, on the train. I hope that
you don't mind, but I only have my, er, boxer shorts and vest to sleep
in?" 

"Oh! I see. Don't worry about it, Ben. I don't mind." Meg said impishly.
"I'm kind of in the same predicament myself. I'm afraid, I also left my,
erm, warmer clothes on the train." 

Slowly emerging from the bathroom, Ben shyly let his eyes fall on Meg. As
he did so, his heart rate went sky high. She was wearing a red satin, knee
length, night-dress. And the thin fabric clung to her, in a way that
enabled Ben to see every curve of her body. * Oh dear! I can feel myself
stirring again. Calm yourself down, Ben. Think of something to doanything,
to take your mind off her breasts, protruding, against that flimsy
night-dress. * 

Bending to put his boots in the wardrobe, Ben caught her checking out his
backside and blushed. "Nice ass, Ben," Meg said, chuckling, as he started
to glow like a red beacon. "Aw, how sweet! Relax, Ben. If you blush this
badly, when I complement you on having a nice ass, your face is going to
make the place look like a red light district, when we actually make
love," Meg teased.  

"And can I ask, when do you think, I will be making a place look like a
red light district?" Ben expertly volleyed back.  

She was impressed. Very impressed by his volley and she flashed him a
smile. "Soon. I can assure you that. But for the time being, do you want
to sleep on the floor tonight or tomorrow, Ben?"  

"I'll sleep on the floor tonight." 

"Ok." Meg went and retrieved a pillow, and the duvet from the bed, and
gave it to him. "Here, you can have the duvet. I'll be warm enough with
the sheets." 

"Only if you're sure, Meg?" 

"I'm sure." 

"Thank you kindly." 

"I'd like a goodnight kiss if I may, Ben? As a thank you, of course. They
do say, Ben, that actions speak louder than words." 

"Of course you may, my love." Smiling at her, he willingly took her into
his arms and kissed her. Kissing him, Meg was overwhelmed by the strength
of the feelings he sparked inside of her. The effect he had upon her was
so powerful. Just by kissing her, he had the ability to turn her whole
body to mushy peas. No man, had ever before, made her feel this alive. He
certainly gave new meaning to the definition, 'kiss of life.'  

As the kiss ended, Meg wrapped her arms around Ben's back and hugged him.
"That's the best thank you, I've ever had," she whispered in his ear.	  


* * * * * 

Ben settled himself down on the floor, as Meg got into the double bed.
Lying on her side, she looked down at him and smiled. "Good night, Ben."  

He smiled back up at her. "Good night Meg."  

She reached over and turned out the light, plunging the room into
darkness. Meg lay there, staring up at the ceiling. She couldn't get her
mind off how close Ben was, and how much she wanted him to be closer. She
had tried, really tried, to resist asking him to sleep with her. But it
was no use; she just couldn't wait any longer for him. Her whole body was
screaming at her to give in, and she just couldn't resist the desire any
longer. She loved this man and so what was wrong with her finally showing
him? He had said that he loved her. And she believed him, because he never
lied. He couldn't lie, even when it would get him into trouble, he still
had to tell the truth. It was his nature. And his honesty, was just
another, of the many reasons why she loved him. 

"Ben, would you like to see the 'real thing,' that the painting was
modelled on?" Meg's voice floated through the darkness, and her words were
music to Ben's ears. 

"Erm, do you mean?" He asked, unable to hide the eagerness from his voice.


"What I mean Ben, is get off the floor, and come and get into bed with me.
If you want to, that is?" 

Ben sat up and looked at her. "You know I want to, Meg. Are you sure
though?" 

"Positive," Meg firmly assured him.  

Ben got up off the floor, and Meg pushed the covers back, wrapping her
arms around him she pulled him down on top of her. "We have enough
'rubbers' to use anyway. What with Detective Vecchio's present," Meg joked
and they both smiled. "I want us to use the one you have been saving,
first, Ben."  

"Whatever you want, my love."  

Ravenous hands unwrapped the packaging of clothes, to reveal the treasures
of each other's bodies. Looking down at her naked body, he could fully
understand why she had been an artist's model. Her body was an exquisite
work of art. It was the finest oil painting that he had ever seen. But no
artist had created this masterpiece. The skilled hands of God had moulded
this creation. 

They sketched their love on one another, like a painter may apply paint.
First kisses in trickles, then blobs, and working into a spray of passion.
Glazing, with the gentle, but ardent touch of fingers and hands. Washing
over the canvasses that were their bodies, with their tongues. Before
blending together and etching their love permanently on each other's soul.
 

"FraserohBen." 

"Megoh my! Sir." 

In the next room, Turnbull's concerned voice said to Frobisher, "The
Inspector really is shouting at Constable Fraser, isn't she? He must be in
a lot of trouble, for the Inspector to shout at him, like she is doing!" 

"Oh, Ierdon't think that she's annoyed at him, if you know what I mean,
lad?" 

"No, not really. I don't quite follow. If she isn't annoyed at him, then
why is she shouting at him?" 

"FRASER." Meg's voice resounded through the bedroom walls. 

"See, she must be annoyed at him to shout his name so loudly, that we can
hear." 

"Never mind son. You justerm, try andignore it, and get some sleep."
Frobisher instructed the younger Mountie. 

Their painting session complete, Meg lay in Ben's strong, but gentle arms.
Tilting her head up and looking him in the face, she said, "You were
wonderful, love. I knew you'd be good, Ben."  

He affectionately kissed her forehead. "And you were phenomenal, my love.
God, you're beautiful Meg." 

Stroking his chest, Meg smiled sweetly at him. "You're one gorgeous
specimen yourself," she said, planting a kiss on one of his nipples. "Get
some sleep now, though, Ben. That's an order, love. I want you fully
rested, for more 'exercise' this evening." 

"Yes, my love. Permission to speak freely before I go to sleep, love?"	

"Permission granted." 

"I love you, Meg." 

"I love you too, Ben." And with that, she snuggled up to him and they both
fell fast asleep.   

Sea Of Emotions 

Ben woke up to the morning rays of light, seeping in through the closed
curtains. And to the realisation that Meg was sleeping soundly in his
arms. He softly placed a kiss on the top of her head and tenderly stroked
her hair. * Oh, how I've dreamed of waking up with Meg in my arms! And to
be actually lying here, with her in my arms, well, I feel on 'top of the
world.' Oh my! I can't believe that I'm really in bed with my Superior
Officer. Although, she definitely wasn't acting like my Superior Officer
last night. Some of the things we did* Ben's face formed into a huge grin
at the memory of what they had shared together last night. * She wasn't
joking either that time she said, 'I would need more than one condom.' She
was on fire. No, correction, we were on fire. The repressed desire that we
had for one another just surged out in a torrent of non-stop lovemaking. I
experienced things with Meg that I've never experienced before, or even
dreamed were possible. I just hope that she doesn't change her mind about
us, and ask me to forget what we have shared. *  

Meg was woken once again by the 'demon' alarm clock. She automatically
rolled over and groped around until she found the button, and managed to
turn it off. "Oh! I hate that thing," Meg complained.  

"You won't need it anymore, my love, because I'll wake you in the
morning." Hearing the voice, Meg turned her head to look at the man beside
her. Smiling at him and moving back into his arms, Meg said, "It's getting
to be a regular occurrence waking up and seeing you." 

"Yes, it does appear to be, my darling." 

"Darling!"  

"Yes. Why? Don't you like it?" 

Resting her head on his chest, she took a few moments to consider it.
"Generally, if anyone calls me that, they can expect a burst nose." She
smiled thinking of Agent Ford and the time she had burst his nose, when
doing Semaphore, for calling her 'darling'. Meg lifted her head up and
pressing her lips to Ben's, she kissed him. " But, I don't mind you
calling it me. In fact, I quite like the idea of you calling it me."  

"Oh Meg." Ben hugged her to him tightly. "I'm so glad that you're still
being affectionate this morning. I was so scared that you would wake up
and change your mind about us." 

Meg hugged him back equally as tight. "You have nothing to be scared of
Ben. I meant what I said last night about loving you. And after some of
the things we did last night" she stopped and smiled at him, her eyes
sparkling. Then she continued, " there's no way that we can go back to
being just Superior Officer and subordinate. And besides, I don't want to
anyway. Oh no Ben," Meg playfully tapped his chest with her index finger.
"You don't get away from me that easily. Now, am I going to get a good
morning kiss?" 

Ben didn't need anymore encouragement than that. Saying, "of course, my
darling," he brought his lips to hers and kissing her, he rolled Meg onto
her back. She in turn wrapped her legs around him, pulling their bodies
even more together. Breaking off the kiss and stroking the side of his
face, Meg said, "come on, we'd better get up now. At some point today,
Ben, we really need to discuss our relationship. But we haven't got time
now. We have the breakfast meeting, remember?"	

"Yes, you're right. Are you going to inform the others, about the threat
to the Musical Ride?" 

"No. Not until we have more information. I don't want to cause mass
hysteria."	

* * * * * 

The meeting with Special Branch was very productive. Meg had been
impressed by their competency. The outcome of the meeting, was that
Special Branch, were going to put one of their own, undercover, on the
Musical Ride, as the replacement rider for Constable Evans. The
replacement rider was to be an Officer Richmond, alias Constable
Evergreen. Special Branch had arranged to also put surveillance on the
Musical Ride. There was one thing though, that was really troubling Meg.
And which she had brought up at the meeting. 'Why would Tom Bolt not
request the release of his cousins, along with the money?' To Meg, it just
didn't sound right. That question had been gnawing at Meg all morning,
while she performed the Musical Ride on the beach. 

Standing in front of her subordinates, Meg informed, "Since your behaviour
was as it should be last night, I have decided to over turn the
grounding." She looked around at the smiling faces. "I hope that you have
all learned your lesson. And that you will give me no cause to reinstate
the grounding." She shot them all a long hard look. "You have two hours to
yourselves. Make sure that you all stick to the 'Ground Rules' this time.
Also, remember, stay in at least threes and I want you all back here by
2:00 p.m. Any questions? Do you all understand?" 

Glancing around it was hard to tell if they all understood. She had
thought that they understood last time and they obviously hadn't. However,
nobody attempted to ask a question and Meg could see that they were all
itching to go. So she simply said, "dismissed." 

Ben, Cherry, Frannie, Ray and Tagert all decided that they wanted to go to
the 'Pleasure Beach' and have a go on the amusement rides. In particular
the Pepsi Max Big One, which was a gigantic roller coaster. Frobisher
didn't quite relish the thought of that and so he, Isamoron, Turnbull and
Wheeler went to have a look around Blackpool Tower. Meg really wanted to
spend some time alone with Ben, however James was waiting for her to have
their discussion. And she knew that she couldn't put him off. She needed
to get it out of the way and straighten things out. Even though it was
going to be hard and make things awkward, she was going to have to tell
James that she wasn't interested in him. 

Walking off the beach together, James asked, "shall we have some lunch
while we talk? How about some fish and chips?" 

"Yes. I'd like that. I've been meaning to try the fish and chips," Meg
answered; trying to sound enthusiastic. 

"Do you mean that you haven't tried them yet?" James asked in surprise.
Meg shook her head 'no.' "We most definitely have got to rectify that. You
are in for a treat, because English fish and chips are the best in the
world."      

* * * * *  

Inside the 'Pleasure Beach' they all headed straight for the Pepsi Max Big
One. "Hey, Benny, did you have a good night then? Did you get my letter
and 'present'?" 

"Erm, yes, we got your letter. I've been wanting to talk to you about
that, Ray. I would appreciate it if you wouldrefrain from doing anything
like that again." In a hushed voice Ben said, "and please would you not
tease the Inspector aboutyou knowwhat you saw on the tram." 

Ray leaned towards Ben and taunted, "Oh, you mean catching you two playing
tonsil tennis? Aw, that's sweet that you wanna shield her. So, did you
enjoy the 'present' then? You know, did you two 'get it on'?" 

"Ray, please!" Ben looked around nervously to see if the others had heard
Ray's teasing. Meg would kill him if they had over heard. They hadn't had
time to properly discuss their relationship, and how they were going to
act around the others. And so he wasn't sure if she wanted the others to
know they were dating or not. He suspected that she probably wanted to
keep it private for the time being. And so he tactfully manoeuvred out of
earshot of the rest of the Mounties.  

"Oh, come on Benny. You can tell me, I'm your best friend. Did you and
'The Dragon Lady' use my 'present'?"  

"Ray, I would never divulge that kind of personal information. That's
private between the Inspector and I. And I really would prefer that you
didn't call her that dreadful name." 

"Ah! So you did then. Was it good?" 

"Ray, I never said that we had."  

"Alright. In that case, can I have the 'present' back then? Cause I might
get 'lucky' myself. And if you have no use for the 'present,' then I might
as well have it back." The look on Ben's face was a good enough answer to
that question. It was pure panic. "Nah, didn't think so. Ha ha, you and
'The Dr.. Sorry, the Inspector did the 'wild thing.' Wow. Whey'd it go
Benny. How'd you manage to tame her?"  

By this time they had reached the front of the line for the Pepsi Max Big
One, and Ben was saved from answering. Ben got onto the ride and Frannie
elbowed Ray out of the way and sat down next to Ben. She was determined to
make the most of Meg's absence. * If 'The Dragon Lady,' as my brother
calls her, thinks that she's hooked Fraser that easily, she's got another
thing comin. And besides, what the fuck is she playing at anyway, swaning
off with another bloke? How many men does she want? Nah, the games not
over yet and I intend to win it. * 

As the ride went down the first large dip, Frannie deliberately grabbed
hold of Ben's arm. While Cherry closed his eyes in terror and screamed
'Bloody Mary'. Unfortunately for Ray, Tagert who was sat at the side of
him, went a nice shade of bottle green and threw up all over Ray's new
Armani suit. Once the ride finally ended, Ben had his work cut out trying
to stop Ray from flooring Tagert for ruining his suit. Finally, when Ray
had finished shouting at Tagert, they all agreed that it was probably best
if they didn't go on any more rides. And at Ben's suggestion, they decided
to check out the Central Pier.	    

* * * * * 

Whilst eating their fish and chips, Meg and James sat down on one of the
benches on the Central Pier. They sat in silence, staring out at the Irish
Sea, both trying to build up their courage to broach the subject that they
knew they needed to talk about. Finishing off the last off her fish and
chips, Meg was the first to break the silence. "Erm, James about what you
asked me on the promenade. Iwell, the thing is, I" Meg stopped mid
sentence as she suddenly saw Ben. *Damn! I haven't had chance to tell
James yet. * Smiling at her, Ben started to approach where James and Meg
were sitting.  

While a little girl playing with a pink ball ran past, Meg attempted to
quickly get to the point, before Ben reached them. "James, Constable
Fraser and I are" Meg was cut off by a blood-curdling scream.  

Startled, Meg looked around and seeing a hysterical woman leaning over the
railings, Meg instantly realised what had happened. The little girl had
fallen off the pier while chasing the ball. Ben had already started
running towards the hysterical woman and as he rushed past Meg, he threw
his Stetson to her. Catching the Stetson, Meg watched as with one swift
movement, Ben jumped over the iron railing, into the rough Irish Sea.  

Jumping up, Meg ran to the railings and looked down. There was no sign of
either Ben or the little girl. Leaning over the railing, Meg's eyes
frantically searched the stormy waters for any trace of them. Hugging
Ben's Stetson to her chest, Meg shouted, "FRASER. FRASER." * Oh God!
Please, don't let anything happen to him. I couldn't cope if anything
happened to him. Not after last night. Not after what we shared. NO. Oh,
Ben where are you? Please be all right. I want to feel your hands on me
and taste your kisses. I want to make love to you again. One night wasn't
enough. You can't do this to me. I don't want to loose you. God dammit, I
love you. *  

The water was so dark it resembled midnight, as Ben desperately searched
the murky waters for the little girl. The current was immensely strong,
and Ben could feel himself losing the battle against it. It was pulling
him further and further out to sea. Swirling down to the depths of the
sea, Ben hit something solid. The little girl! Reaching out, flailing
hands grabbed the solid object and he clutched it to him. He gripped the
little girl gently, but tightly to him. And somehow he summoned up enough
strength to fight the sea and break through to the surface.  

Meg was on the verge of hysterics, when she eventually glimpsed Ben in the
water. Running off the pier and onto the beach, Meg could only watch as
the lifeguards went into the sea to help Ben and the little girl. It was
an agonising wait, as the lifeguards tried their best to reach them. After
what seemed like an eternity to Meg, but what was in actual fact only a
couple of minutes, the lifeguards brought Ben and the little girl to
shore. The little girl's parents rushed to her, as the lifeguards managed
to resuscitate her. Meg sprinted across the sand to Ben and slung her arms
around him. Holding onto him for dear life, she looked at him; tears
visible in her coffee-coloured eyes. "Thank God you're all right. Don't
you ever do that to me again, Ben. I thought I'd lost you."  

Ben squeezed her tightly, and then stroked her hair in an attempt to
comfort her. "I'm sorry I upset you, Meg." Tenderly he wiped her tears
with the back of his hand. "Shhh, don't cry, my love. Everyone's all
right."  

Realising that a crowd was gathering and that the majority of the crowd
were her subordinates, Meg got a grip of herself. Reluctantly pulling away
for Ben, before the rest of the Mounties put two and two together. Ray
shot Meg a knowing look and then moved to pat his friend on the back.
"You're quite the hero, Benny. You saved that little girls life." 

Ben blushed so that he resembled a raspberry, and then blushed even more,
as Frannie pushed past Meg and kissed him on the cheek. Ben saw Meg's face
turn to stone and he winced as Meg literally shoved Frannie away.
"Constable Fraser needs his rest, so would you all kindly give him space
to breathe," Meg said icily; while sending Frannie a look that said 'back
off.' 

Looking at the other Mounties she authoritatively said, "I'm going to take
Fraser back to the hotel and have a doctor look at him. The rest of you
are to go and perform the Musical Ride as best you can without us. When
Sergeant Frobisher turns up, inform him that he is in charge until I get
back. Now, move, all of you, that's an order."	

While the little girl's parents thanked Ben, Meg noticed the mess on Ray's
suit for the first time. "What the hell happened to you?" 

Looking sadly down at his suit, Ray answered, "Tagert threw up on me." 

Meg laughed spitefully at him. "Remind me to thank him, will you? I think
he might even be worthy of a promotion."   

Lift Off  

Meg steered Ben into the bathroom and proceeded to remove his soggy
clothing. Ben seemed determined to hinder her as much as possible, because
he kept attempting to pull her towards him for a kiss. " Don't you dare,
constable. I don't want my uniform wet through as well. Now stay still, so
that I can get your jodhpurs off." 

Ben however had other ideas. His angelic face took on a wicked smile, as
he backed Meg up against the sink. "Only if I can remove your jodhpurs
first." 

"Not now, Ben." Seeing the hurt look in his eyes, she hastily added, "the
doctor will be here in a minute. It wouldn't look veryprofessional if we
were" 

"Understood, my darling. But can't I at least have a kiss? Please? " He
pleaded, putting on a puppy dog expression. 

Meg couldnt help but laugh. He looked like a drowned rat. He had even
managed to get seaweed entangled around his Sam Browne. And from the looks
of him, he appeared to have gathered sand in every nook and cranny
imaginable. He was in such a state, that Meg was just waiting for a fish
to jump out of his jodhpurs. Very attractive! And the fact that he was
begging her like a puppy to kiss him, just cracked Meg up.  

Realising that she was being cruel laughing at him, and noticing his
discomfort, Meg tried her hardest to contain her laughter. Apologising for
laughing at him, Meg kissed him on the cheek.  

"When you've had a shower, you can have a proper kiss. Now behave yourself
while I get these filthy clothes off you." 

Ben obeyed and Meg was able to remove the wet clothing. Handing him the
soap, she stood with a smile on her face watching him get into the shower.
* Man, does he have a great body! * Meg was tempted to undress and join
him. But technically they were both still on duty, and so like a good
Superior officer she dismissed the idea. While she was fantasising about
how good it would feel to shampoo his thick hair, Meg's mobile phone went
off.  

"Thatcher." 

"Sorry to bother you Inspector, but Iermrequire your assistance." While
Frobisher was speaking, Meg could her someone wailing.	

"What do you need my assistance with Sergeant? And who's that I can hear
in the background?"  

"Constable Turnbull, in answer to both questions, Sir."  

"What's he done now?" 

"Well, Sir, it's really more of a case of what he hasn't or won't do." 

" Is he refusing to follow orders?" 

"In a manner of speaking, yes. We're at the top of Blackpool Tower, on the
viewing platform and he is refusing to move." 

" I don't quite follow, Sergeant!" 

"Well, Sir, from the looks of things, I'm inclined to believe that
Turnbull is somewhat afraid of heights. He is at this moment, on his
knees, clutching hold of my leg. I've told him to pull himself together
and get up, but he just won't move." 

"I see. I'll be over as soon as the doctor has seen Fraser. In the
meantime, tell him that if he isn't downstairs at the front doors to the
Tower, by the time I get there, he is in serious trouble." 

"Understood Sir."      

* * * * * 

After examining Ben, the doctor gave him some injections to stop any
disease and infections. Before departing he gave Ben strict instructions
to get plenty of rest. The doctor was quite surprised that Ben wasn't
being physically sick, after swallowing some of the filthy water. But Meg
wasn't in the least surprised. Some of the substances that she'd seen Ben
taste when on a case had probably made him have a cast iron stomach.  

Ben didn't want to stay cooped up inside the hotel. And so after a lot of
gentle persuasion, he managed to sway Meg into letting him out of the
hotel. On one condition though. And the condition was that he was not to
perform in the Musical Ride, he could only watch. He had had to promise
her that he would sit down and rest on the beach. Dressed in his spare red
serge, Ben followed Meg out of the hotel towards Blackpool Tower. 

Reaching the front doors to the Tower, Meg couldn't see any sign of
Frobisher or Turnbull. "Great! That means more hassle. I've not got time
to be messed around by Turnbull. If he won't come down, I'm going to
handcuff him and drag him down." Meg spoke with such conviction, that Ben
believed she really would do as she had said. * Oh dear! * 

Stepping into the lift, the doors closed immediately behind Ben and Meg.
And the lift started to move upwards. They were the only ones in the lift
as it moved up the metal V shaped structure, towards the viewing platform,
which was perched right at the top. Suddenly the lift abruptly came to a
stop, jolting Meg forward and slamming her into Ben. 

"Ouch!"  

"Are you all right Meg?" In a reflex motion he had caught hold of her as
she banged into him. He now protectively encircled his arms around her. 

"Yes. I'm fine. It's a good job that I bumped into you and not the wall,"
she joked. 

"I believe that the lift has stopped," Ben stated the obvious. 

"No kidding!" Meg sarcastically ribbed him. "Can this day get any worse!" 

Still keeping one arm around Meg, just in case the lift suddenly
plummeted, Ben reached for the emergency phone. Thankfully the phone was
working. Meg stood impatiently tapping her foot, while Ben explained their
predicament to the person on the other end. "Well?" 

"Well, what?" 

Meg rolled her eyes at him. "What did they say? When are they going to get
us out of here?" 

"Oh! Ermthey said it could take a while. At least an hour." 

"WHAT! There is no way I'm staying in here for an hour."  

"I'm afraid that we've no choice but to stay in here. It's not really an
easy task to get us out of here, seeing as we're half way up the Tower."
Ben nervously laughed. "You're not going to believe this, but it appears
that the second lift has broken down as well. They would normally bring
the second lift along side and transfer us into that one. As it stands
now, they are going to have to climb up the metal staircase which runs up
the side of the Tower and secure a plank from the lift to the staircase,
in order to get us out." 

"You are joking? Do you mean that we have to climb down the side of the
Tower?" Meg's face had taken on a look of pure horror. It wasn't that she
was afraid of heights, but the thought of climbing down the side of the
Tower, was definitely not an appealing one to her. 

"Erm, yes. I was told that unfortunately there is no other way." 

"Great! Just fucking great! This is the last thing I need. They'd better
not take too long. I've got too much to do. I have to sort out Turnbull.
Not to mention supervise the Musical Ride performance. And what the hell
will the rest of them do without us? If we're both stuck in here and
Frobisher and Turnbull are stuck at the top, they'll be at least four
riders down. It will be a disaster. Another fucking disaster that I will
be responsible for. And it will all be on tv for the world to see and take
the piss at. Ottawa will just love that. Just wait untill I see Turnbull.
I'll kill him. This is all of his fault. We wouldn't be here, in the lift,
if it wasnt for him." 

"Shhh! Calm down. I'm sure they'll all manage fine without us." However,
even as he said that he wasn't so sure. 

"CALM DOWN!" Ben stepped back slightly at her outburst. "I AM calm. Don't
you tell me to calm down." 

"Okay. Okay. I'm sorry," Ben said in a soothing tone, as he reached out to
hold her again.  

"Ben, you don't think that the lift will fall do you? There's no chance of
that happening, is there?" The worry was evident in Meg's voice. 

"I'd say that the chances of that happening are very slim." 

"Good." Relaxing considerably at Ben's gentle massage of her back and
shoulders, she felt foolish for over reacting. It was unlike her to panic,
but she consoled herself by reminding her ego that it had been a very bad
day. "So, what do you propose we do to pass the time?" 

His lips brushed against hers in answer to her question. "Ummm, I like
that idea." Smiling at him, she undid his Sam Browne and threw it onto the
floor. Her fingers then expertly undid his lanyard and the buttons of his
red serge. He gulped as she removed his serge and started to slide down
his braces. Kissing and licking his neck as she did so. 

"Erm, Meg?" 

Moving to nibble on his ear she said, "Don't you want to Ben?" 

* Want to? Of course I want to. But in the lift! Well, why not! I was told
they'd be at least an hour. * 

His own fingers started to undo her uniform as his lips found hers. Her
red serge joined his on the lift floor. And with one swift motion, Meg
pulled Ben's jodhpurs and boxers down to his boots. Placing her hands on
his shoulders she pushed him down onto his knees. Pulling her own jodhpurs
down, she proceeded to straddle his knees.  

"Maybe this was a blessing in disguise?" Meg didn't answer, she only
nodded at him, as she moved to claim his lips once more. Kissing him, her
hands searched the pocket of her Sam Browne for a 'lucky.' Finding one,
she prepared his rocket for lift off. Meg pulled her panties to the side
and Ben cried out, "Oh my love," as he launched inside of her. 

Like a shooting star the feelings of pleasure raced through them both. Meg
gripped Ben's shoulders and he supportively held onto her back. As the
feelings of ecstasy swept through Meg, she was carried into space with the
love she felt for Ben. Their cries of passion acoustically bounded off the
lift walls. Coming back down to earth again, Meg kissed Ben tenderly
before standing up and starting to dress.  

"You know that this can never repeat itself, Ben." Seeing the look of
confusion and disbelief cross over his face, she smiled at him. Wrapping
her arms around him she continued, " it's one of those once in a lifetime
things. Grab the chance when it occurs. What I mean is, it's highly
unlikely that we'll be in this lift together, alone, and it breaks down
again." 

"Ah! I see. For one horrible moment, I thought that you meant we could
never make love again." 

"I know you did." Kissing him, Meg smiled to herself. * I thought that
that would be the impression he'd get. I know it was cruel of me, but I
couldn't resist teasing him. *	    

* * * * * 

Standing at the foot of Blackpool Tower, after being rescued, Meg rang up
Frobisher on her mobile phone. 

"I take it Turnbull is still refusing to move, Sergeant?" 

"Yes, Sir." 

"Put him on the phone." Hearing sniffling on the other end of the phone,
Meg said, "Turnbull, is that you?" 

"Yyyes Sir." 

"For God's sake, Turnbull, get a grip of yourself. I've got enough
problems without this. I need to look after Constable Fraser." 

"Is Constable Fraser not well?" Turnbull asked, alarmed that his hero
might be unwell.  

Meg sensed that this might be the opportunity she needed to get him to
move. "While you've been behaving like a nitwit, Constable Fraser has been
risking his own life to save a little girl. He's alive, thank goodness.
But I've had to get a doctor to take a look at him. And then, if that
wasn't bad enough, for the past hour we've been stuck in the damn lift,
because of you. Now, stop wasting my time and get down here. Before you're
in more trouble than you already are. Understood? Or do I have to attempt
to come back up there and drag you down myself?" 

"Nnno Sir. That won't be necessary. I'm coming down now." 

"You better had do." As Meg ended the call, she was just grateful that the
lifts were now working again. God only knows how Turnbull would have
managed, if he'd had to climb down the metal stairs that ran up the tower.
With there being no railing it had been scary enough for Meg, who wasn't
afraid of heights. Turnbull would have been petrified.	 

The Red Lion 

Meg finished shooing her subordinates out of the hotel and turned to face
Ben. "Well, that gets rid of them for the evening. I've managed to get out
of spending time with James tonight. I told him that you needed to rest
and that it was my duty to look after you. Now all we need to do, is give
Detective Vecchio and Frannie the slip." 

Both dressed in civilian clothes, they sneaked out of the hotel like a
couple of teenagers. It had been Meg's suggestion to change out of their
uniform, so they wouldn't 'stick out like a sore thumb.' She wanted a
nice, quiet, relaxing evening, and so she had scoured a map of the
north-west, looking for a remote little village, that she and Ben could go
to for a quiet drink together. She didn't think that she would get a
'quiet relaxing evening' if they turned up at the village local dressed in
their uniforms. And so she had chosen to wear a red jumper and blue jeans.
In Ben's opinion, even dressed informally, and not in eveningwear, she
looked very fetching. He had dressed in black jeans, with a royal blue
jumper that Meg had told him, 'brought out the colour of his eyes.' Even
though he was dressed casually, he had never looked sexier to Meg. He
didn't look like her subordinate; he looked like just a guy. Granted a
very sexy guy. 

Getting into a black cab, neither Meg nor Ben noticed that their attempted
'vanishing act' had been seen. Ray smirked, stood on the edge of the
pavement and hailed another cab. Shoving Frannie into the cab, Ray was
beaten to saying, "follow that black cab," by Frannie. Turning to Ray she
beamed, "Wow. I've always wanted to say that." 

Holding Ben's hand, Meg looked out of the window at the passing green
fields and hedgerows. Entering the quaint fishing village, the cab drove
down the winding narrow road, past little thatched cottages towards the
pub. In one of the rows of cottages, each cottage was painted a different
pastel colour. The cab pulled up in front of the 'Red Lion,' which was a
black and white early sixteenth century building.  

Ben held the door open for Meg and they entered the 'Red Lion.' Once
inside, Ben looked around at the surroundings. Directly facing them was a
long curving wooden bar, with various Toby jugs hanging above it. There
were numerous tiny alcoves for sitting in, and a large grandfather clock
was nestled into a corner of the room. Walking towards the bar, Ben
noticed that the ceiling was extremely low and he had to duck to avoid
hitting his head on the dark wooden beams. The pub was virtually empty.
The only other clientele was an old couple sat in one of the alcoves, and
what looked like a mixture of farmers and fishermen sat on stools;
'propping the bar up.' 

A jovial rather balding man, who Ben suspected was the landlord, served
them. "So you two American then?" 

"Canadian," Meg politely corrected. 

"Oh! Right. Are you here on holiday? We don't get many tourists in the
village. Most of them tend to stick to Blackpool." Then peering more
closely at them and observing their body language, he inferred, "or are
you here on honeymoon? "  

Blushing, the pair of them shyly glanced at one another and then quickly
looked away. Before Ben could start a lengthy explanation of why they were
there, Meg answered. "Er, no. We're just here on vacation." 

"That's nice. I hope that you have a lovely holiday." 

Picking up their drinks, they went and sat in one of the tiny alcoves by
the fireplace. Meg looked at Ben beside her, drinking his orange juice and
smiled. Sipping her white wine, she leaned more into his arms. And Ben
kissed the top of her head. "I'm glad that we managed to get away together
Meg."  

Kissing his cheek, she smiled up at him. "So am I. It's nice it being just
the two of us." 

"Yes, it is." Ben cocked his head to one side and shyly added. "I have to
confess, I rather like having you all to myself." 

Meg squeezed him tightly around the waist. "Well, for this evening you
have." Looking into Ben's eyes the expression on Meg's face turned
serious. "I know it's not easy having a relationship with me Ben; with my
being your Superior Officer. My actions at times must be confusing for
you. I know that I can bedifficult sometimes and stand offish with you.
But when I'm acting like that, it's not that I don't care about you,
because I do. It's just that I have to maintain my position of authority,
especially in front of the others. And to do so, I may come across as
severe and overbearing. I don't mean to appear unfeeling, but if I am too
lenient or give an inch, they'll take a mile. And so to keep my personnel
in order, I have to be firm. And if it appears that I'm being harsh, then
so be it. I just wanted to explain to you why I have to act the way I do."
 

"I thoroughly understand that Meg. And I think that you do a marvellous
job; you're a very good commanding officer. However, you're right, it
isn't easy at times for me. I find it difficult to keep my composure
around you." A large grin formed on his face. "As you well know, I have a
tendency towellyou remember the incidents at the department store, the
hotel in Manchester and the Safari Park, where I" 

Meg's face broke into a smile and she nodded. "You mean when you got a
'hard on?'" 

"Well, yes. And that was even before we made love. Now that we have, my
feelings for you are stronger still. It takes all of my self-control to be
near you. I just want to be able to hold you like I am now."  

"I know Ben. I feel like that too. I want to hold you when I know that I
can't, and it's really hard not to. But at least now we can when we're
alone. Before we got together we couldn't, and that was pure hell for me."


"Yes, at least I can hold you now, when we're alone." Smiling at her, Ben
added, "I'm thankful for that." Taking a sip of his orange juice, Ben
broached the subject he'd been wanting to discuss with Meg all day. "Meg,
I was wonderingdo youwell, I'm not sure if you want the others to know
about us or not?" 

"Don't take this the wrong way Ben, but I think that it's for the best,
for the time being anyway, if we keep our relationship to ourselves." 

"Understood, my love." Ben was slightly disappointed that Meg didn't want
anyone to know yet. But he rationalised that she was right, it was
probably for the best.	

"Let's make the most of our time together," Meg said mischievously. Whilst
trailing kisses up his neck towards his mouth.	

The cosy atmosphere of the pub was suddenly blown away as the door opened,
and in walked Ray and Frannie. Just as Meg and Ben's lips were about to
touch, they heard Ray's familiar voice. "Ah! Well what d' ya know! Here's
the lovebirds."  

* Shit!!! Not again. Why does that fucking Chicago detective always have
to turn up and ruin everything? * 

* Oh dear! This is going to be bad. I can tell from the look on his face.
I was hoping to get away from Ray for the evening. Especially after all of
the teasing Ray did this afternoon. When Meg and I finally got back to the
beach, he wouldn't stop ridiculing us about our being absent together for
so long. Please Ray, don't embarrass or offend Meg too much this evening.
He said some really crude things and he nearly hit upon the truth. I
wonder if he realises just how close he was to what actually happened in
the lift? Oh God, I hope not. * 

"How did you know we were here?" Meg asked frostily. 

"Follow'd ya. We saw you sneaking out of the hotel all clandestine like.
And so we thought we'd follow ya and see what you were up to." Ray grinned
smugly at them both. 

"You followed us?" Meg shook her head in disgust. 

"Yep. And from the looks of things, I think it's pretty obvious what you
two were up to." 

"You mean having a quiet drink?" Meg retorted, trying to be smart.  

"Yeah right! Talking of drink, what d' ya want Frannie?" 

"A G and T on the rocks. Oh, and some ready salted potato chips." While
Ray went to the bar, Frannie scooted over to the other side of Ben and sat
down. Meg scowled. She didn't mean to act childish but she just wished
that the others would go away and leave Ben and her alone. Ben saw Meg's
expression and discretely squeezed her waist. Meg forced a weak smile,
before looking out of the window to watch the rain pelting down.  

"So Fraser, how're ya feeling? I thought ya were very brave jumpin in the
sea after that girl," Frannie told him. 

Ben's cheeks flushed to pink. "Thank you kindly Francesca. I'm feeling
quite all right. A little tired maybe, but other than that I feel fine." 

"Yes, well, that's probably not entirely due to saving the girl," Meg
stated, recalling their mischief in the lift. Turning his head and looking
at Meg, he saw the impish expression on her face. And she raised her
eyebrows at him, in a gesture saying, 'is it Ben?' 

He smiled at Meg and whispered in her ear. "You're quite happy about our
bit ofmischief, aren't you, my darling?" Meg grinned back at him as she
nodded her head. 

At the same time, Frannie wore a perplexed expression and asked, "What
d'ya mean?" Both Ben and Meg weren't quite sure if she was referring to
what Meg had said, or that she had just overheard Ben. Either way, they
couldn't think of a verbal reply and so they kept quiet. 

However, Meg spitefully decided to shoot Frannie a smug look. And Frannie
quickly got a rough idea of what Meg meant. The hurt Frannie felt was
visible on her face and Meg momentarily felt awful for saying what she
had. However recollecting Frannie's advances to Ben, Meg didnt feel bad
for long. If Frannie was going after Ben, Meg thought that she should make
it quite clear to Frannie that he was 'off limits.' Embarrassed at
Frannie's question, Ben was busily scrutinising his glass of orange juice
and he therefore didn't see the looks exchanged between Frannie and Meg. 

When Ray came back, he had no choice but to sit down next to Meg. "I asked
for potato chips and all they had were crisps, so I got you some of them
Frannie." 

"I believe that they are the same thing Ray," Ben explained. 

"Oh! Anyhow, the guy behind the bar wants to know if we'll take part in
the pub quiz!" Ray stated. "He says that coz of the weather being so
rotten, there aren't enough people here to play and he wondered if we'd
join in. The questions are all about the UK though, but I said I'd ask you
guys. What d' ya say?" 

"Yes, I'll join in. It will be quite interesting to test the good old
general knowledge. Yes, count me in Ray," Ben said cheerfully. 

"Well, if Fraser's playing, then so am I," Frannie declared. 

"How about you?" Ray asked Meg. 

"Oh, well, I don't know. It's not really my scene."  

"What you mean is you don't think you could answer the questions," Ray
teased. 

"That's not it at all." Meg defended, whilst holding her head up high.
"I'll play." 

The landlord approached their table and Ray confirmed that they'd all take
part in the quiz. "That's brilliant, thanks. Well, your opponents are John
and Seth. The rules are quiet simple. You play in pairs and you can confer
before answering. If you get the question right, you get two points. And
the team with the most points wins. Basically, I ask a question and the
first team to shout out the correct answer gets the points. I'll leave you
to sort your teams out then." 

"I bagsy Fraser," Frannie proclaimed and grabbed hold of Ben's arm. 

"I don't think so. I'm playing with Ben," Meg firmly said. 

"You can't. I said it first." Frannie stubbornly wouldn't budge. Ben sat
awkwardly in the middle, looking terribly uncomfortable and Ray smirked. 

"OK girls, cool it. I'm with Benny." 

Before anyone could say anymore, the landlord approached again and asked
what the teams were. "It's us two against those two," Frannie defiantly
said. Indicating herself and Ben against Meg and Ray. The landlord nodded
his head and started to walk away. Meg and Ray sat there, open mouthed at
the prospect of been teamed up together. Getting over the initial shock
they simultaneously shouted, "No way." 

Ben really wanted to be on a team with Meg, but he thought that Meg and
Ray being teamed up together might help them both to get along! Meg and
Ray were both just about to get up and correct what Frannie had told the
landlord, when Ben spoke up. "Please, I think it's better if we don't
cause a scene. It's only a game after all." Both Meg and Ray glared at
Ben, but neither wanted to go in for public humiliation by causing a
scene, so they stayed where they were.	

The quiz started and the first few questions were instantly answered by
John and Seth. "Question four. Where was the Battle of Trafalgar fought?" 

"Ooh, ooh, I know this," Frannie jumped in. "London. In Trafalgar Square."
She said proudly, thinking that she had been quite brainy knowing the
answer. Meg couldn't contain herself; she started to laugh uncontrollably.
And the English people looked at Frannie as if she had cracked a joke.
Realising that she was deadly serious they shook their heads in amazement.
"What? What did I say? What's so funny?" 

Meg composed herself and said, "The answer is off Cape Trafalgar, on the
Southern coast of Spain." 

"Correct," the landlord confirmed. And with a glance at Frannie he
slightly shook his head in wonder, before continuing with the questions.
"Question five. Who found the Thatcher regime 'uncaring, confrontational
and socially devise,' according to the Sunday Times?"  

This time it was Meg's turn to be laughed at, as Ray rolled around it fits
of hysteria. "Ha, ha, that's a good one. I'd say any Mountie who's ever
worked for her." 

Meg poked him in the ribs. "Shut up. You're supposed to be on my team, not
taking the pierm, not laughing at me. If you can't answer the question
then fushut up," Meg roared at him. 

"The Queen," Seth answered correctly. 

"Question six. Name the longest named railway station in Great Britain?" 

Ben confidently answered this in the best Welsh accent he could.
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."  

"Correct." Frannie, Meg and Ray just stared in pure astonishment at Ben.  

* How in the world did he know that? And furthermore, how did he manage to
pronounce it? It sounded gibberish to me. He never ceases to amaze me, at
the things he knows. I didn't know he could speak Welsh. When we made love
he whispered he loved me in French, I wonder if he can say it in Welsh? * 


"Question seven. What did Elizabeth the first do under a tree, that
Elizabeth the second did up a tree?" 

Meg and Ray exchanged baffled glances. "Sit," Ray said sarcastically. 

"Incorrect." 

"Discover that they had become Queen," Ben said.  

"Correct." 

* Of course, why didn't I think of that? It was so obvious really if I had
listened properly. Because he never said Queen Elizabeth in the question,
he just said Elizabeth. No wonder Ben's winning us if I miss stupid points
like that. I can't let him win me. I'm his Superior Officer for God's
sake. *  

"Question eight. What happened to Henry Moore's London studio in 1940
causing him to move to Hertfordshire?" 

Without conferring with Ben, Frannie jumped right in again. "Was it
repossessed!" 

Meg smirked at Frannie's answer and whispered to Ray, "that's wrong. I
know the answer. It was bombed." 

"Erm, no," the landlord shook his head. 

Meg was just about to open her mouth and answer when Ray shouted out,
"burnt down." 

"Incorrect," the landlord said. 

"I told you I knew the answer. What did you go and say 'burnt down' for?"
Meg roared. 

"Coz I thought 'bombed' was a stupid answer. Mine was much better." 

"Really! Even though your answer was wrong and mine is right?" The 'red
lion' roared at Ray again.  

"Quit shouting at me. Jeez, you're touchy." Ray bellowed back. "Did they
name the pub after you or somethin? You're dressed appropriately enough in
a red sweater. Red lion, d'ya get it?" Ray teased and started laughing.
Meg's face turned to thunder and then she spied his pint of beer on the
table. A devilish smile curled up the corners of her face. Ray oblivious
to what was going through her head continued with his mocking. "I like
that. 'Red lion,' yep, it's got a certain ring to it. Seeing as Benny
doesn't like me callin ya 'The Dragon Lady,' I think I'll call ya that
instead. Anyhow you don't know your right about that answer?" 

Meg leaned forward as if reaching for her own glass, and her hand
'accidentally on purpose,' knocked Ray's beer all over his pants. Ray
leaped up out of his seat. "You fucking bitch. You did that on purpose." 

"Ray, please stop shouting. Meg didn't mean to knock your drink over you.
It was just an unfortunate accident that's all," Ben calmly intervened.  

"Yeah right! It was deliberate. And she's ruined my pants. First Tagert
ruins my suit and now she wrecks my pants. And you can fucking stop
laughing too," Ray yelled at Frannie. 

Instead of stopping laughing, Frannie pointed at the wet patch on his
pants and in between laughing she managed to spurt out, "you look like
you've peed in your pants." 

Just then Seth correctly answered the question. Raising her eyebrows Meg
looked at Ray. "I told you I was right." Ray ignored Meg and walking off
he left her to play the game on her own, while he went to dry himself off
in the 'gentleman's' toilets.  

"Question nine. Which vast country was ceded to Britain under the terms of
the 1763 Peace of Paris?" Ben beat Meg to correctly answering 'Canada.'
Showing her annoyance, she frowned at him. * Oh dear! Maybe playing this
game wasn't such a good idea after all! * 

"Question ten. What did the Camillagate tape apparently hear Prince
Charles admitting he would like to be?" 

Meg had no idea of the answer to that question. Ben pulled at his jumper
collar and spoke to Frannie in a hushed tone. "I erm, know the answer to
that, but I can't possibly say it." 

"Why not?" 

"Iwellthe answer, it's a woman's personal product." 

"Oh, right! Is it a tampax?" Ben flushed and nodded his head. "A Tampax,"
Frannie blurted out and Ben cringed. 

"Correct. Question eleven. Which famous plotter tried to blow up the
Houses of Parliament and was executed on 31st January 1606?" 

"Guy Fawkes," Ben quickly answered correctly. Infuriating Meg, because yet
again she knew the answer.  

"The last question, number twelve. What did George 'V' become the first
British monarch to do on the 25th December 1932?" 

"Make a Christmas broadcast," Meg shouted out. She smiled as the landlord
confirmed her answer. 

"Well, it seems that we have a tie-breaker. Seth and John have ten points
and so do Ben and Frannie," the landlord enlightened everyone. "This
question is just between those two teams. What did Britain see it's first
example of on January 15 1880, when it contained a list of just 255
names?" 

"A telephone directory," Ben answered confidently.  

"Correct. Congratulations you've won," the landlord beamed at them and
shook their hands. 

Meg shook her head in amazement. * The bits of useless information that
Ben knows! *	  

* * * * * 

On the way back to Blackpool they all shared a black cab together. For the
whole of the journey, Frannie kept going on about what a good team she and
Ben made, and continually flashed Meg a self-satisfied smile. By the time
they arrived back at Blackpool, Meg was extremely annoyed. She didn't even
bother to say good night to Frannie and Ray. Meg just grabbed hold of
Ben's hand and stormed off into the hotel, dragging a bewildered Ben
behind her. Once inside, Meg went to make some phone calls and Ben headed
upstairs to their room. He had just entered their room when his mobile
phone went off. Answering it, Ben listened to an apprehensive Frobisher. 

"Is Inspector Thatcher there?" 

"Er, no Sergeant. But I could go and get her if you like?" 

"NO. No, don't do that. I don't think that that would be a good idea. Er,
Benton, we have a slight problem. I need you to quickly come to the
'Golden Mile Amusement Centre.' But you can't tell the Inspector. That's
an order constable. Oh! And bring your handcuffs with you. In fact, bring
as many as you can find, I think that we're going to need them. I've got
to go." And with that he hung up. 

Baffled, Ben retrieved his and Meg's handcuffs and set out for the 'Golden
Mile Amusement Centre.'  

Handcuffs 

Buck was waiting for Ben at the 'Golden Mile Amusement Centre.' "Ah
Benton. Thank goodness you're here. Did you bring the handcuffs?" 

"Yes. I could only find two sets. Erm, may I ask why you wanted me to
bring them, Sir?" 

"To handcuff people with of course." He gave Ben a look as if to say,
'what a silly question!'' 

"Yes, I gathered that much Sir. But I wondered whom you wished to handcuff
and why? Also, I am slightly curious as to why you didn't want Merm,
Inspector Thatcher to know?" 

"Ah! Yes, well, you'd better come and see for yourself." 

They started to walk along the 'yellow brick road,' past the children's
rides towards the adult section of the amusement centre. Passing the
carousel, Ben shook his head in wonder. Amongst the children riding on the
carousel was Bob Fraser. "Hello son. This is rather good fun. You'll have
to bring my grandchildren on here." He grinned widely at Ben. "I conceive
that you and that Inspector of yours, what's her name? Margaret, that's
it. I gather that you and Margaret are finally together! Good on you son.
See, what did I tell you? I knew she wanted you, Benton. You should listen
more often to your father. I'm always right." 

Ben chose to ignore his father's gloating and just said, " Don't you think
that you are a little too old to be on there?"	

"Nonsense. That's just ageism son." But he dismounted off the pink and
gold carousel horse and looked slightly embarrassed. 

Approaching the slot machines, Ben spotted Constable Rawlings on a 'one
armed bandit machine,' and at the side of him was Constable Cherry on a
'fruit machine.' Frobisher had to shout to be heard over the constant din
of the machines. "They've been on those machines for the entire evening.
I've tried ordering them off the machines, but I just can't get them off.
I've even tried threatening them with the prospect of getting Inspector
Thatcher. That nearly worked, but as you can seeit's got far beyond that
stage. I think that they're addicted to the blasted machines." 

Ben cleared his throat in an attempt to get Cherry and Rawling's
attention, however, both seemed oblivious to his presence and so he tapped
each one on the shoulder. "Constable Cherry, Constable Rawlings I believe
that it is time we all went back to the hotel." 

"Not just yet. I'm close to winning; I can feel it in my bones." Rawling's
eyes never left the machine as he spoke to Ben. Inserting some more coins
into the machine, Rawlings pulled down the handle and Ben saw the glint in
his eyes as Rawlings stood, fingers crossed, intently watching the
machine. * Oh dear! He's definitely addicted. * At this moment Ben also
noticed something else about the two Mounties on the slot machines. 

"Erm, Cherry, Rawlings, where are your handcuffs, Sam Browne's and your
Stetson's?" 

Both constables appeared totally engrossed in the machines and either
didn't hear Ben or chose to ignore him. "Ah! Well, that's another of the
reasons I didn't want the Inspector to know about any of this. You see,
while I nipped to the men's room, they bother, pawned their handcuffs, Sam
Browne and Stetson. I've gone to the shop and tried to retrieve them,
however it's closed for the night." Buck shook his head in despair.  

Ben sighed, knowing 'full well' that Meg was going to have their heads for
this, not to mention 'other bodily parts.' And the odds that she might
even fire them too, were pretty good. "Well, let's at least get them back
to the hotel before midnight. If we can get them back without the
Inspector seeing them, then we might be able to go to the pawn shop in the
morning and retrieve the articles before she notices." 

"Yes. Good thinking Benton. We might just all come out of this alive after
all!" Ben and Frobisher tried once again to persuade Cherry and Rawlings
to come off the machines, but it was useless. "I've had enough of this.
Give me one of the handcuffs Benton."  

Ben handed one of the handcuffs to Buck. Frobisher snapped them onto
Rawlings and onto Ben. Buck then took out his own set of handcuffs and
fastened them to Cherry and himself. Trying to detach them from the
machines was still not an easy task, because they kept a tight hold of the
machine with their free hand. Buck was having none of this and so he told
Ben to give him the other handcuffs. Ben did so, and with the help of Ben,
Buck managed to handcuff both of the addicted Mounties free hands
together. Thus enabling Ben and Frobisher to drag Cherry and Rawlings away
from the machines.  

"We had better get these two back to the hotel," Ben recommended. 

"Erm, not so fast Benton. We haven't finished yet. There's the matter of
Turnbull and Grady to deal with first." Ben looked enquiringly at
Frobisher. "Turnbull is in the Bingo hall and Grady is on the rifle
range." 

"Oh dear!" 

"Yes. Exactly." 

Weaving their way around the slot machines, Ben felt something whoosh over
his head. Looking up he stopped dead in his tracks, staring in disbelief
at the ceiling. Suspended from the ceiling on a trapeze were two acrobatic
dummies, one male and the other female. And joining in with the trapeze
artists was Bob Fraser. Noticing his son staring at him, Bob scolded. "
What have I told you about staring son? It isn't polite. I'm only getting
in a bit of exercise, there's no need to stare like that." The fact that
there were two dummies on a trapeze in the building was an unusual sight
in itself, but to see ones dead father joining in too was just plain
bizarre. 

The conga line of Mounties reached the Bingo hall to find Turnbull at a
table absorbed in the Bingo game. Ben and co approached Turnbull as
'unlucky for some, number thirteen,' rang out through the hall. Turnbull
looked up and saw Ben and the others. "Oh, guess what Constable Fraser! I
only need two more numbers to win," Turnbull told Ben with glee. Just then
'two swans, number twenty two,' was called out, and a woman at the side of
Turnbull jumped up shouting, 'Bingo, Bingo, Bingo.' 

Turnbull buried his head in his arms on the table and started sobbing. The
old ladies at Turnbull's table all huddled around him and started fussing
over him. "There, there, it's all right. Maybe you'll win next time," one
of them comforted him. 

"Come on Turnbull, I think it's time we got you back to the hotel," Ben
spoke softly to Turnbull. 

"I don't want to go until I've won," Turnbull stubbornly sulked. 

"Now, come on Turnbull. You don't want to get into trouble with Inspector
Thatcher, do you?" Ben warned. Turnbull took heed of the warning and
followed the conga line out of the Bingo hall, towards the rifle range. 

Reaching the rifle range Ben instantly spotted Grady standing beside a
huge pile of teddy bears. The man behind the rifle range shouted to the
other Mounties. "Is she with you lot?"	

"Er, yes," Buck apprehensively answered 

"Take her away then will you, before she clears me out." Nodding his head,
Frobisher wasted no time. He took Turnbulls handcuffs, extracted Grady's
own handcuffs and slapped the two sets of handcuffs on Grady. He then
proceeded to attach her to the rapidly growing long line of Mounties. 

Looking at his watch Ben exclaimed, "goodness gracious! It's nearly
midnight." 

Sighing, Buck said, "right, let's get you all back to the hotel." * I just
hope that Inspector Thatcher doesn't see us all handcuffed together. How I
would explain that to her, I don't know! I'm sure she would hold me
responsible for this mess, as I'm the Sergeant. *  

Ambling handcuffed together along the Promenade, with the teddy bears
tucked under their arms, the Mounties definitely looked a sight. People
kept stopping them to praise them on their "nice fancy dress costumes."  

Entering the hotel, the Mounties found Meg sat in the reception area,
facing the entrance. She was reading a book and noticing their arrival she
slowly closed the book. The Mounties froze on the spot. An odd smile
formed on her face as she rose from the chair and walked towards them.
"Would you all care to step into the conference room, please." Meg spoke
calmly and politely, and this terrified the Mounties. It was like the
'calm before the storm,' and they were all just waiting for the storm to
start. 

Once inside the 'lions den,' the conga line of Mounties stood to
attention. Meg paced back and forth in front of them, like a lion on the
prowl. She looked at them all handcuffed together and slowly shook her
head in wonderment. "Ok, who'd like to explain?" No one dared to speak.
They were all too frightened. And this resulted in irritating Meg. "All
right. We'll do it this way. I'll ask the questions and you'll answer. I
think a good place to start would be 'why are you all handcuffed
together?'" All of the chained Mounties looked at Frobisher for
leadership. Meg noticed this and said, "Frobisher?"  

Buck nervously shifted his stance and quietly muttered, "It's, erm, rather
a long story Sir." 

"You'd better get started then hadn't you! Nobody is going anywhere until
I've heard it, so start explaining." None of them knew how to explain best
the events. And none of them wanted to be the one to explain anyway,
because they knew that whomever did, would more than likely get the brunt
of the torrent of abuse that would no doubt come from the Inspector.
"Right, seeing as I have all of the keys for the handcuffs, if you don't
want to remain joined together for good I suggest you start talking."
Seeing their looks of anguish, Meg smiled sadistically. "Oh yes. You all
forgot about that didn't you? As we don't have any jurisdiction to make
arrests here, I have all of the keys. The handcuffs are purely for show.
So, Ben, let's start with why you're involved in all of this!" 

Ben cleared his throat before beginning. "I received a phone call from
Sergeant Frobisher, ma 'am, requesting me to go to the 'Golden Mile
Amusement Centre.'" 

"And?" Ben just looked at her blankly and so Meg had to prod him. "And you
are handcuffed to the rest of them because?"  

"Oh! Right! Wellermit was the only way to get everybody back to the
hotel."  

"I beg your pardon?" 

Seeing the distress on Ben's face, Frobisher felt it was his duty to step
in and help. "Constable Fraser was following orders from me, Sir." 

"He was? And what were those 'orders'?" 

"Ah! Well, Constable's Cherry and Rawlings were somewhatattached to the
slot machines and I asked Constable Fraser to assist me in, ermdetaching
them." 

"I see. In other words they were gambling and became addicted. Let me
guess. The only way to 'detach' them was to handcuff them, am I right?" 

"Yes, Sir," Frobisher nodded. 

"And Constable Grady?" 

"Rifle range." Frobisher offered. 

"Hence the teddy bears. Nice shot, Constable Grady. But what do you intend
to do with them all?" Meg asked rather amused. 

"I'm not quite sure ma'am." 

"Yes, well we can sort that out later. I think a good idea would be to
give them to a children's hospital," Meg suggested. Looking them over, Meg
noticed the Stetson's were missing. The red lion pounced. "Where the hell
are your Stetsons?" On a closer inspection she also noticed the absence of
the Sam Brown's. "Your Sam Brown's are missing too. WHERE are they?"
Roared Meg 

"Erm, atat the pawn shop mama 'am. Wwith our handcuffs," Cherry admittedly
spluttered. 

"YOU WHAT! They are NOT YOURS TO PAWN. Get to that shop NOW and get them
back." 

"Sergeant Frobisher tried that Sir. Unfortunately the shop is closed until
tomorrow morning," Ben boldly explained.  

"I cannot believe the STUPIDITY of you all. And how much might I ask did
you get for them?" 

"Twenty pounds in total, each," Rawlings timidly informed Meg. 

"WHAT! That's all? They definatly saw you two coming. Someone else
obviously thinks you're as stupid as I do." The Mounties weren't sure
which annoyed her the most. The fact that they pawned parts of their
uniforms, or the fact that they only got twenty pounds for them. Meg was
fuming. Any second now they thought that steam might come rising out of
her ears. "Get out of my sight before I commit GBH." 

"Erm, Sir, aren't you going to unlock the handcuffs first?" Ben reminded
Meg. 

She fixed him with a long, cold stare. "No. I'm not. You're good at
unlocking handcuffs without a key, Fraser. You can figure out how to do it
yourself." And with that she turned around and marched to the door.  

"But Sir, please, you can't leave us like this!" Ben pleaded.  

She shouted over her shoulder, "I can and I'm going to." Turning around
she spoke again to Ben. "Oh! By the way, have you bought any 'presents'
today Fraser?" 

He stared vacantly at her. "You know, like the ones Detective Vecchio
bought for us?" She pressed. 

Realising what she meant he said, "Oh, yes Sir. I have." He smiled warmly
at her, but what she said next quickly wiped the smile off his face. It
was as if she hand smacked it off. 

"Well, don't think you'll be sharing the 'presents' with me again." Meg
then swept out of the room. 

Turnbull saw the hurt look on Ben's face. And not knowing what Meg and Ben
were actually meaning, Turnbull innocently said, "Oh don't worry Constable
Fraser. Cheer up, I'm sure she'll share some presents with you again.
Here, you can have one of these teddy bears as a present."  

Ben glanced at Turnbull and offered him a feeble smile. "Thank you
Turnbull. Actually, you've given me an idea. Maybe I could give one of
them to her!" 

"Erm, how are we going to get out of these handcuffs? I don't suppose
anybody has a spare key?" Frobisher desperately asked. All of the Mounties
shook their heads 'no.' "Ah! Well, I'm sure that Inspector Thatcher was
only joking, and that she'll come back soon and unlock the handcuffs; eh
Benton?"  

"Umm, yes Sir." However Ben wasn't so sure that she would. He couldn't
believe that she had refused to unlock them and had left them to unlock
themselves. And if he did mange to think of a way to unlock them all, he
sensed he was going to be walking into a minefield in their bedroom.
That's assuming that she would let him into their bedroom! She was
definitely in an unpredictable mood tonight.  

The Fifth Day 

Teddy Bear 

After several minutes it soon became apparent that Meg wasn't coming back
to unlock the handcuffs. "Well, you've got yourself into a fine mess my
boy," Bob Fraser lectured.  

"What do you propose we do?" Ben asked to no one in particular. 

"Here, why don't you use my key?" Bob Fraser suggested. Ben stared at his
father and shook his head. * Will the man ever learn that he's dead and
therefor any object he has won't work! It's a pity that I don't have a
hairpin handy. * Ben couldn't help smiling at the memory of it. * Think
Benton. What can I possibly use to undo the handcuffs! * Suddenly an idea
struck Ben like a thunderclap.	

"Turnbull what I really need right now is a fork. Could you please go and
get one?" Ben instructed. 

"Oh, I have one right here. I always carry it around with me." While Ben
wondered why Turnbull always carried a dining fork around with him,
Turnbull produced a tuning fork. "Here you go, Sir." 

Ben rolled his eyes. "No Turnbull. I didn't mean a tuning fork. I meant a
fork one uses to eat food with. Go and get one from the hotel restaurant,"
Ben exasperatedly ordered the incompetent Mountie.  

"Yes, Sir." The rest of the Mounties patiently waited while Turnbull
dutifully went off in search of a fork. Several minutes passed by and just
when they were all beginning to wonder if Turnbull had got lost en route
to the dining room, he eventually returned with the appropriate fork. Ben
explicitly instructed Turnbull how to go about unlocking the handcuffs.
After many unsuccessful attempts on Turnbull's behalf, Ben
uncharacteristically lost his patience and ordered Turnbull to place the
fork into his hand. Somehow Ben then skilfully managed to manoeuvre the
fork and unlock the handcuffs that bound them all together. Much to the
relief of the other Mounties.	   

* * * * *  

At the door to their bedroom, Ben took a deep breath before apprehensively
opening the door. Meg was already in her nightdress and was looking out of
the window at the sea. She was pondering why she had been so stupid just a
few minutes earlier as to say 'Ben' instead of 'Fraser' in front of the
others! She'd been so surprised to see them all handcuffed together, that
she had accidentally let it slip out. Meg consoled herself that it was a
mistake that anyone would have made given the circumstances! Besides they
were all probably too terrified to notice anyway! She turned around to
scowl at Ben when he entered the room. "So you managed to undo the
handcuffs then!" 

"Yes." Walking towards her, Ben indicated to the teddy bear and said,
"Erm, here's a peace offering." Even though she was angry with him, she
couldn't help but smile at the sweet gesture. Giving her the teddy bear he
foolishly added, "also, here's your set of handcuffs." That was all that
was needed to blow the momentary truce. 

"WHAT! Do you mean that you took my handcuffs without my permission? How
dare you!" Meg hurled the teddy bear at him and with her excellent aim the
teddy bear hit him right in the groin. OUCH! 

Keeling over, Ben spluttered, "I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't have taken
them without your permission. Please don't be angry at me Meg." Ben
managed to straighten himself up and cautiously approaching Meg, he tried
to take her into his arms.  

Shunning him, Meg moved away from his outstretched arms. "Don't be angry
with you! Ha! That's a good one Ben. Let me see; you left without telling
me, you took my handcuffs without my permission and then you try to
deceive me. Why should I not be angry with you?"  

"I'm really sorry Meg. I didn't mean to upset you, I was just following
orders. And I never meant to deceive you. Please forgive me. And as to why
you shouldn't be angry with me, the answer is because I love you." 

"Oh, you love me do you! Then why did you deceive me? You know Ben, that's
what hurts the most, the fact that you tried to hide all of this from me."


Ben walked over to her and tried again to take her into his arms. Once
again she shunned him. "I honestly never meant to deceive you. Yes, I did
try to hide all of this from you and I am deeply sorry for that. I can
only apologise and hope that you'll forgive me. But no matter what you
think, I do love you." 

"Ben this evening was supposed to be a romantic evening and look at it.
First of all, Frannie and Ray turn up and ruin it and then all of thisthis
farce. All I wanted was to spend some time alone with you, and to get to
know you better and now I feel further apart from you than ever. You think
that you can make everything all right by saying you love me and then
fucking me. Well, I've got news for you Ben, you can't, and there's no way
that you're having sex with me tonight." 

"Meg, please don't be like that."  

Ignoring Ben's pleading eyes, Meg climbed into bed. "It's late and I'm
tired, get undressed Ben and then I can turn the damn light out." Meg
commanded. Watching him undress, and seeing the unhappy expression etched
into his handsome face, Meg thought that she had been far too hard on him.
But he had upset her feelings. And contrary to what some people believed,
such as Detective Vecchio, Meg did have feelings and they could be hurt
just as easily as the next persons could.  

Sombrely putting his clothes neatly away, Ben wondered what he was
supposed to do. * Should I climb into bed at the side of Meg, or should I
sleep on the floor? * He wanted to sleep next to Meg, but he didn't want
to make the situation worse by her getting the wrong idea and thinking
that he was pressuring her for sex. Nervously rubbing his brow, he stood
at the foot of the bed clad only in his white boxer shorts. "Erm,
Megshould I? I meanwell, I wouldn't want to make you feel uncomfortable"
Ben cracked his neck to relieve the built up tension in his body.  

"Should you what?" Meg asked irritated by his fumbling, but slightly
amused at the same time. 

"Where should I" Ben paused and then took a deep breath. "Where do you
want me to sleep?" 

Meg knew where she wanted him to sleep, but she pretended to think about
the question for a bit. While he had been getting undressed she had
already forgiven him for his antics this evening, and she had decided that
she'd let him know soon; she just wanted him to stew for a little while
longer. "Due to your behaviour this evening I should really say 'the North
Pole for all I care.' However, for some strange reason I do care. Therefor
I won't make you sleep on the floor, because I think that you need a good
nights sleep after rescuing the little girl and so you may sleep in the
bed with me." 

Ben let out a sigh of relief. "Thank you Meg." He slid into bed at the
side of her and she turned out the light. In the darkness Ben felt Meg
snuggle up to him. Smiling he wrapped his arms around her and kissed the
top of her head. "Am I to infer that I'm forgiven, my darling?" 

"This time 'yes.'" She smiled warmly at him. Then putting on a mock stern
look she added, "but I'm warning you, there'd better not be a next time,
Constable. Otherwise I'll have to handcuff you to me so that I know what
you're up to twenty-four seven."  

"That sounds promising!" Ben stated mischievously. Playfully smacking one
of his strong muscular arms, she moved her lips towards his and kissed
him. He pulled her on top of him and while one hand ran through her soft
hair, his other hand saucily stroked her buttocks.  

Moving her hands from where they were kneading his chest, she ran them
down between their bodies and into his boxers. Breaking off the kiss she
impishly grinned at him. "I hope I didn't damage anything!" She tilted her
head towards his lower regions to indicate what she was referring to. 

"Ah! No. I don't think that you erm, damaged anything. However, I will
confess it is slightly tender."  

At this response Meg started to massage his tackle. "Maybe I could kiss it
better!" Ben gulped as Meg slid down his body and slowly removed his
boxers. Holding onto his hips she gently placed kisses along his tackle,
progressing to lick his length and eliciting a groan of pleasure from him.
Stopping 'kissing him better' in the lower regions, she moved northwards
to kiss his mouth yet again. Pulling away from the kiss, Meg climbed off
Ben. As he whined puppy dog stylee in protest at her climbing off him, she
placed a finger on his lips. "Shhh! You'll see." Was all she said in
explanation to his questioning eyes. Kissing his forehead, she got out of
bed and walked towards the dressing table where she retrieved two sets of
handcuffs. As he lay there watching her, she dangled them in front of her
and keeping eye contact she walked towards him; sexily swaying her hips.
She stood at the foot of the bed and lifting up the covers she got hold of
his legs and slapped a set of handcuffs around each ankle. She then
quickly fixed the handcuffs to the white metal framework at the end of the
bed.  

* Oh dear! Has she really forgiven me or was she just pretending? Is this
a new way of reprimanding me? And if she hasn't forgiven me, what is she
going to do to me now! * Straddling him she leaned forward and whispered
into his ear. "Seeing as you like handcuffs so much tonight, I thought I'd
have a little fun."  

She nibbled on his earlobe and then moved her lips down his neck to his
shoulders where she licked a path down and across his chest. Looking at
him she covered his mouth with her own, slipping her tongue against his. *
Well, she doesn't seem to be doing anything terrible at the moment. She's
probably just handcuffed me to try out a sexual fantasy! * Feeling
confident now that this wasn't a plan to get revenge on him, he started to
relax. He took off her night dress and started to caress her breasts.
"Umm. That feels good," Meg whispered a little breathlessly into his ear.
"It's the main reason why I haven't handcuffed your arms, because I didn't
want to miss your touch. Also, I'd ran out of handcuffs and I didn't think
it appropriate to ask Turnbull could I borrow his!" They both laughed at
that. 

Ben claimed Meg's lips again and intensified his caressing of her body. As
they became one, Ben sighed in delight; relieved that she was letting him
make love to her after what she'd said earlier about never letting him
again. They moved together slowly at first, and then faster and faster,
until their lovemaking reached the ultimate level. Meg gripped Ben's
shoulders so tightly that her nails dug into his flesh and he in turn
firmly clutched her backside as their cries of passion rang out. 

After a few moments to collect her breath, Meg lifted her head from where
it was resting on Ben's shoulder and kissed him on the lips. "Ben, I've
erm...got something important to tell you and I don't think that you're
going to like it." 

Gently stroking her thighs he said, "what is it my darling? It can't be
that bad!" 

"I...erm can't remember where I've put the keys to the handcuffs." 

"Oh dear!" Meg bit her bottom lip in an effort to stop herself from
laughing but it didn't work and she started to laugh loudly. "It's not
funny Meg. Have you got a hairpin by any chance? If not, can you please
find me something metal to use!" 

"Relax Ben. I'm only joking. I have the keys right here in my briefcase." 

"Very funny Meg." Even though he was trying to sound stern he couldn't
help smiling at her. Still laughing and grinning broadly, Meg fetched a
key and unlocked the handcuffs. She massaged his ankle for him and then
getting back into bed, Ben drew her into his arms for a kiss. Contentedly
curled up in Ben's loving arms, Meg thought that she didn't need a teddy
bear when she had Ben. Kissing the tip of her nose Ben said, "Goodnight my
love."	

"Goodnight my teddy bear," Meg said, as she affectionately squeezed him.
Nuzzling him, Meg fell asleep. Later in the morning it wasn't the 'demon
alarm clock' that woke Meg from her slumber, but the soft kisses placed on
her forehead from Ben. Smiling up at him she returned his kisses. Spying a
breakfast tray with a single red rose on it, Meg raised her eyebrows at
Ben. "I took the liberty of phoning room service and ordering breakfast in
bed for two," Ben explained. Getting up he brought the tray over to her
and handed her the single red rose. "For you, my Lady in Red." 

Meg's face lit up in happiness and she tenderly pecked him on the lips,
while gently stroking his cheek. "Oh, Ben that's so sweet. Thank you,
teddy bear." He laughed at her term of endearment for him. "What's so
funny?" Meg asked. 

"Nothing. I just love your pet name for me that's all. And I'll be your
teddy bear any night." He kissed her cheek and she smiled happily at him.
Wrapping her arms around him in a bear hug, she pulled him very close to
her and hugged him.	 

Flushed 

After a thorough reprimand from Meg, the Mounties sullenly assembled on
the beach to meet the replacement rider from Special Branch, 'Constable
Evergreen.' The reprimand had consisted of mostly Meg bellowing at them
for their 'wanton behaviour.' She had lectured them on the 'evils of
gambling,' and even though only a hand full of them had been involved in
last night's 'escapade' she had grounded all of the Mounties. Meg had been
particularly hard on Sergeant Frobisher, and had put him on report. She
had also sent Frobisher to the Pawn Shop to retrieve the pawned articles
and had made him pay for them all out of his own wages.  

Dressed in a maroon skirt suit and matching maroon silk blouse, Meg lined
all of the Mounties up 'drill sergeant styli.' While the Mounties were
welcoming Constable Evergreen to the Musical Ride, Ray and Frannie turned
up on the beach. Frannie was wearing a 'Kiss Me Quick' hat, in Union Jack
colours. Seeing Ben she waved and ran up to him. Pointing to the hat she
said, "do ya like my new hat?"	

"Ermyes, it's verydescriptive and colour-full Francesca." 

"I'm glad ya like it. I thought it made a statement!" 

"It definitely does that all right," Meg muttered while smirking. 

Ignoring Meg's remark, Frannie moved closer to Fraser, so that their noses
were nearly touching. "So come on then Frase, ya gotta do as the hat
says," Frannie told him. 

Slightly uncomfortable Ben backed away, and was aware of Meg's intent gaze
on him. But ever the gentleman, Ben did not want to offend Frannie, and so
he quickly pecked her on the cheek. Frannie blushed and clasping her hands
together she spun around and skipped off towards the ice cream stand.
Glancing over at Meg, Ben's fears were confirmed. She was seething at
Frannie's brazenness and the fact that Ben had kissed Frannie on the cheek
hadn't helped either. * Oh dear! Meg looks really mad. I hope that I
haven't messed up our relationship again! *  

Ray slowly sauntering up to them and grinning wickedly at Thatcher he
started to sing, "In the Jungle the Lion sleeps tonight." This did not
help to improve her mood what so ever and if looks could kill, Ray would
be in the mortuary by now.  

"Ray please?" Ben scolded his friend. 

"Ha ha! Very funny! Get the Polyfiller out, you're cracking me up
Detective," Meg snapped sarcastically.	

Meg tried to hide her hurt behind her sarcasm, but Ben could tell that it
was all 'just a front' and that she was upset. He wanted to comfort her,
but he knew that he couldn't in front of everyone and so he said, "May I
have a quick word with you in private Sir?" 

"Yes. But it better had be quick because I have to speak with the BBC,"
she replied off-handily. Ben led Meg away from the others, behind one of
the horse-boxes. "What is i" Meg's words were lost as Ben put his hands on
her waist and quickly kissed her on the lips before releasing her. 

Seeing her startled look, he smiled at her. "Kitten, I'd rather kiss you
'quick' any time, rather than Francesca." 

"Kitten?" Meg grimaced. 

"Yes. If Ray is going to call you a lion, then I thought I'd call you what
species of cat I thought you resembled. And seeing as you're cute and
cuddly I thought I'd call you 'kitten.'" Meg smiled and started to laugh
at this. Ben pulled her towards him again and kissing her on the lips he
started to undo her blouse. 

Hastily breaking off the kiss she asked him, "what do you think you're
doing?" 

"I was hoping we could, you know" He leaned more closely towards her and
whispered into her ear, "make love!" Whilst one hand fumbled with her
buttons, his free hand clasped her backside and walking backwards he
pulled her with him into the empty horse-box. 

Placing her hand over his, she shook her head 'no.' " What are you
thinking? Have you lost your mind? I'm your Superior Officer for Gods sake
and the BBC is nearby. When I fuck someone Ben, I don't want it broadcast
on TV. And furthermore there is NO WAY I'm having sex in a horse-box. What
kind of woman do you think I am?" 

Like a wasp she had stung him with her words and with a hurt look Ben
quickly pulled away from her. "Understood. I was out of order." 

"Yes you were. There's a time and a place for that Ben and here is
neither." Tossing her hair she spun around and marched off, leaving him
standing in the horse-box alone.      

* * * * * 

When the Musical Ride performance ended, Ben sought out Meg on the beach.
She was just finishing an interview with a local newspaper reporter. "Sir
I hope I'm not interrupting?" 

"No Fraser, we've just this second finished." Meg smiled at the reporter
and shaking her hand the reporter took his leave. 

"In that case, may I speak with you?" Folding her arms across her chest,
Meg nodded her head and so Ben continued. "I'm really sorry Meg about my
behaviour earlier. II didn't mean to offend you in any way at all. It's
justit's just that I find it hard not towell, show how much I love you
when I'm around you. I'm sorry." Ben bent his head in remorse.	

Gently cupping his chin she lifted his face up so that his eyes met hers.
"I can understand that Ben, but you're going to have to try a little
harder." Sighing she conceded, "we were both in the wrong. I think that I
also owe you an apology. I'm sorry Ben, I over reacted. Maybe I was a
little harsh in what I said!" They smiled at one another and taking hold
of his right hand Meg interlocked her fingers with his. "Come on, let's go
and get some ice cream!" 

Walking towards the ice cream stand, Meg spotted James sat alone on a deck
chair. "Ben, I want to talk to James and put him straight about us. Would
you go and get the ice cream Ben, I'll have a '99!' I'll join you in a
moment." Nodding his head in assent Ben dutifully went off to buy the ice
creams. 

As Meg sat down beside James in the empty deck chair, James looked up from
his book and smiled at her. "Ah! Meg, how lovely to see you!" Leaning over
towards Meg, he kissed her on the cheek in a friendly manner.  

Meg smiled weakly at him and then looking down at her hands she thought, *
Oh well! There's no point 'beating around the bush' with small talk. I
might as well 'jump right in' and tell him what I need to say. * "Erm,
James I've been trying to tell you something for a while now, but what
with one thing and another" she shrugged her shoulders. "I've never
actually got around to it. What I've been trying to tell you is that
Constable Fraser and I, Ben and I aretogether." Looking up from her hands
and out to sea, she sighed. "I suppose that doesn't really explain what I
mean very well!" Biting her bottom lip she looked at James and saw the
fleeting vexed expression mar his handsome features. 

"I think I get the picture." James spoke evenly and there wasn't a trace
in his voice of the look she had momentarily seen. 

"You do?" 

"Are you trying to tell me that you and this Constable Fraser are dating?"


"Yes." 

"I thought as much. I wondered from the first time that I saw him whether
there was something more between you both. And then the way that you
reacted when he jumped into the sea to save that little girl Well, I knew
then that you had feelings for him that went far beyond those of just his
Superior Officer." 

"I'm sorry James, but I thought it was only fair to tell you." Looking in
the direction of the ice cream stand, Meg noticed that Ben had bought the
ice creams and was trying to dodge his way through the crowds towards her.
"If you'll excuse me, I should go and get my ice cream from Fraser before
he drops it." Smiling feebly at James she stood up and walked quickly
towards Ben. 

Walking along the beach together whilst eating their ice creams, Meg
relayed to Ben the gist of the conversation she'd had with James. She told
Ben that she thought that James had taken it well. However she wasn't
quite so sure that James had taken it well. That flitting vexed look had
troubled her. * Stop worrying. It was probably nothing! He was bound to be
slightly annoyed that I'd given him the brush off! He took it well
considering how some guys take it! * 

Looking at Ben, Meg saw that he had ice cream on his face. Smiling, she
scanned the beach to see if anyone was looking. No one was. And so putting
her hand on his shoulder, and taking him completely by surprise, she
licked the ice cream off his face. Laughing and linking his arm she
explained, "well, I've said before that I 'clean my own personnel.'"	  


* * * * * 

Aboard the train on the way to Cumbria, Meg was huddled inside the
lavatory with the door slightly ajar waiting for Ben to pass by. When he
did, she reached out and before he knew what had hit him, she had grabbed
him and dragged him into the room locking the door securely behind him.
"I've been waiting for you," she told him whilst wrapping her arms around
his neck. She started to lick his earlobe and her soft hair brushed
against his cheek; tickling him. At the same time her right leg started to
coil itself around his own leg. 

All of a sudden Ben felt very hot and his breathing quickened
dramatically. For a split second he thought that he might pass out. He
wasn't sure if it was because of the confined space, or with her being so
close to him and doing what she was to him! Clearing his throat, Ben
managed to say, "So I see." 

Meg started to kiss a trail from his earlobe to his lips and reaching them
she started to kiss him passionately. Ben needed no further encouragement
and hungrily kissing her back, he took her in his arms and held her
tightly to him. As their desires overtook them both, some of their
clothing was stripped off in a haphazard way and strewn all over the
lavatory. Ben's Sam Browne narrowly missed taking a dip in the toilet and
Meg's panties ended up appropriately draped around the 'Hot' tap on the
basin. With his feet still enclosed in his boots, and his jodhpurs and
boxers around his ankles, Ben's lust for Meg couldn't wait any longer.
Taking the necessary precautions he placed a 'glow in the dark' condom on
his tackle. Clasping Meg's backside, he gently moved her backwards against
the wall that was at the side of the toilet. As Ben continued to firmly
hold her backside, Meg wrapped her strong legs around his waist and as the
train entered a tunnel, so did Ben's. 

While they were making love they became aware of a loud knocking on the
door. * Oh shit!!! * * Oh dear!!! * "Ahem! Erm, excuse me, but will you be
long?" Frobisher shouted. 

"No, I'm nearly there," Meg's voice drifted under the door. * Oh my God!
Did I really just say that? *  

In the thrill of climaxing Ben's foot ended up in the toilet bowl and Meg
accidentally leant on the 'flush' button. Their cries of ecstasy were
mixed with cries of alarm and surprise as the toilet flushed and Ben felt
his boot clad foot being sucked further down the toilet. They both froze.
The looks of gratification on their faces quickly turned to looks of
horror at the predicament they found themselves in. As they stared
helplessly at one another, they heard Frobisher on the other side of the
door. "Erm, I don't mean to hurry you but I really do need to use the
toilet rather urgently." 

Getting over the initial shock, Meg dismounted from Ben and asked him,
"can you get your foot out?"  

Ben tried to pull his left foot out of the toilet, but it was no use; it
just wouldn't budge. "I'm, er, I'm afraid it's stuck." 

"It can't be! How are we going to explain this?" Meg asked frantically. In
answer Ben shook his head in despair. Meg knelt down and gripping his boot
she tugged for all she was worth. However, the boot, along with Ben's foot
remained stuck down the toilet. "It's no use. I can't get it out. I'm
going to get dressed and then I'm sorry Ben, but I'm going to have to get
help."	

Forlornly he nodded his head. * How embarrassing to have the other's see
me like this! * 

Meg quickly went about gathering their clothing up. * Oh fucking hell no!
I can't believe this. Whatever next! It's GOT to be here somewhere! * Meg
turned around to face Ben and from the look of her he thought that she was
going to have a heart attack. "Ben, I can't find my bra anywhere. I know
it's got to be here somewhere, BUT I CAN'T FIND IT." Her voice rose
several decibels and she was close to hysterics. 

"Shhh. Calm down my darling. It's all going to be all right." 

"ALL RIGHT! HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY BE ALL-RIGHT? I'M THE SUPERIOR OFFICER ON
THIS TRAIN AND WHILE I'VE BEEN FUCKING MY SUBORDINATE WE'VE MANAGED TO GET
HIS FOOT STUCK DOWN THE TOILET. AND WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT WE'VE BEEN
CAUGHT HAVING SEX. AND TO 'TOP IT OFF' I CAN'T FIND MY FUCKING BRA." Meg
shrieked and Ben felt his ears pop.  

As quickly as the outburst started, Meg composed herself. "I'm sorry. I'm
just a little concerned and I took it out on you." * A little! That's a
mild way of putting it Meg. You just bawled his head off. * 

"That's ok my love. It's understandable given our present position." Even
though he didn't really feel that he had much to smile about at the
moment, Ben reassured Meg that he wasn't angry by smiling at her.  

"I'll just have to get dressed without my bra and try and find it later."
Meg quickly dressed herself and then helped Ben to make himself look 'half
decent' by putting his clothes on. He didn't look 'as bad' now that he
wasn't half-naked and his clothes weren't around his ankles. Flushed from
their love making, shouting and from trying to remove Ben's boot from the
toilet, Meg timidly opened the lavatory door. Peeking her head out, she
breathed a sigh of relief as she discovered that there was only Frobisher
in the corridor. * Thank God for small mercies! *  

"Ah! I can use the toilet now. Sorry to have had to hurry you Inspector
but the boys got me to try some of Turnbull's home made chilli and, well,
I don't advise you trying it Sir." 

"Erm, Sergeant there's a slight problem with you using the toilet." 

"There is?" 

"Yes. Eryou'll have towell, you seeerm, in order to use the toilet you're
going to have to help remove Constable Fraser from it first." Seeing the
look of pure puzzlement on Frobisher's face, Meg stepped aside and
motioned for him to enter the lavatory. 

"Great Scott! How in the name of God did you end up like this Benton?" 

"It's a long story Sir that I'd rather not have to tell." 

Looking from Fraser to Thatcher, Frobisher exclaimed, "Ah! I see!" 

It took three Mounties, two bars of soap and a lot of 'elbow grease' to
get Ben's boot out of the toilet. And when it finally did slip free, it
was covered in 'Blue Loo.' How the heck they were going to get that off
his boot was anybody's guess! When the last of the Mounties had vacated
the lavatory, Frobisher finally was able to use the toilet. Pulling up his
pants he noticed something purple stuck behind the toilet. Reaching for
it, he realised that it was a woman's bra. Inspector Thatcher's bra to be
more exact. 

Entering the carriage where the rest of the Mounties were busy helping
Fraser try to remove the blue off his boot, Frobisher walked directly up
to Thatcher. Discreetly producing the bra he said quietly to her, "erm I
believe this is yours Inspector!" 

Meg's eyes nearly 'popped out of her head' as she realised what Sergeant
Frobisher was holding out to her. She swiftly gabbed the bra and stuffed
it into the pocket of her suit jacket. Embarrassed as hell and unable to
look him in the face she eventually managed to meekly mutter, "erm, thank
you."  

Mounties in The Lake District 

The Ghost of Tintagel Castle 

Guided by the moonlight, the Mounties made their way through the quaint
town of 'Windermere' towards Tintagel Castle. As the castle came into view
the Mounties stopped dead in their tracks in awe. The ancient stone
structure loomed down on them from where it was perched on top of a huge
green mound, and at the foot of the hill, as a defensive measure the
castle was surrounded by a moat.  

Meg stared open mouthed at the castle that would be their home for the
next two days. In each corner of the square structure like four watchful
knights, stood four dark erect towers. Craning her neck she looked up at
each of them. They rose proudly into the sky, casting dark sinister
shadows on the shimmering water of nearby Lake Windermere. "Oh my word!
Have we stepped back in time?" 

"Yes, it is veryimpressive!" Ben stated. 

"Well, that would be one way of describing it." Meg spoke more to herself
than to him. The way she would have described it was 'fucking creepy.' It
looked like something out of an historic film, or a Count Dracula movie.
The place sent shivers down her spine just looking at it. At any moment
she expected to see bats come flying out at them. But there was no way
that she was going to admit that to her subordinates.  

Taking a deep breath, Meg pulled her eyes from the castle and turned to
face her subordinates. They were all dumbstruck. Looking from one to the
other she noticed that they all had the same expression on their faces.
'Dread.' "Come on, all of you. Sir James will be waiting for us."  

Meg started to walk towards the castle. She hadn't walked more than three
paces when she realised that none of her subordinates were following her,
except for Fraser. All of them appeared to be rooted to the spot and
unwilling to move. "I said 'come on all of you,' NOW. Move it, that's an
order."  

"Sir, do wedo we have to stay in there?" Turnbull asked as he pointed a
quivering finger at the castle. 

Meg couldn't help sympathising with him. Like Turnbull, she also wasn't
looking forward to stepping foot inside the castle, let alone sleeping in
there. It was probably riddled with ghosts. * Get a grip of reality Meg.
There are no such things as ghosts. Don't be so soft. You're a tough
R.C.M.P. Officer for goodness sake; you shouldn't be scared of a castle! *
 

In her most stern 'Superior Officer voice,' Meg answered Turnbull. "Yes.
We do have to stay there. Now move your backsides the whole lot of you
before I loose my temper." In response they all slowly started to move in
the direction of the castle. As they got nearer to the castle, the
Mounties pace slowed down even further. It was as though they were wading
through mud. In the dark, Meg felt something grab at her arm and she
nearly jumped out of her skin. Just before she was about to floor whomever
or whatever it was that had grabbed her, she realised it was Turnbull.
"Turnbull, get off my arm," Meg hissed at him. Seeing the scared little
schoolboy look in Turnbull's eyes, Meg sighed and asked softly. "What is
it? What's the matter?"  

"Nnnothing Sir."  

Knowing full well that he was scared shitless of going into the castle,
Meg's motherly instincts towards him kicked in again. "It's all right.
It's just a castle that's all. Come on Turnbull. Constable Fraser and I
are with you." Getting hold of his arm, Meg indicated to Fraser and Ben
got hold of Turnbull's other arm. Sandwiched in between Meg and Ben,
Turnbull felt more at ease and allowed them both to lead him up to the
castle. 

Reaching the moat, Ben watched fascinated as the drawbridge was lowered to
allow them entry to the castle. Carefully crossing the drawbridge, they
were greeted on the other side by Sir James Calland.  

"Ah, welcome to my humble abode." He smiled around at them all and his
smile landed on Meg. Taking her hand he gallantly kissed it, causing Meg
to blush. "Oh, before I forget, I must warn you all to be extremely
careful when you are near the moat. I do not advise any of you falling in,
because the water is very cold and deep, so mind your step." He laughed,
and Meg politely faked a laugh. * Oh great! I wonder how long it will take
for one of them flaming idiots to fall in! And humble abode! Yeah right! *
 

For James' benefit Meg kept up the charade of politely smiling as she
turned to her subordinates and spoke to them with menace in her voice. "I
hope the warning from Sir James has sunk in, because if any of you fall in
the moat you'll be subsequently taking a dip in the Lake dressed in only
your boxer shorts or maybe nothing at all!" Her smile grew even larger in
sadistic glee as she witnessed them all shudder at the prospect of a
skinny dip in the Lake. 

They all followed James as he led them into the massive stone foyer of the
castle. The walls of the foyer were covered in tapestries, and suits of
armour flanked the many high arched doorways that led off from the room.
Inquisitively, Turnbull tried to get a better look at some of the historic
articles. As he was about to pick up an antique vase to examine it more
closely, Meg noticed and grabbed Turnbull by his lanyard. "Turnbull don't
you dare touch that. In fact don't touch anything or I'll have you thrown
in the dungeon. Understood?" 

Turnbull gulped and nodded his head repeatedly. "Yes Sir." And under her
watchful gaze he moved away from the collection of baroque artefacts. 

"Ah, I would like you all to meet my faithful butler 'Jeeves,'" introduced
James, as a pleasant old man dressed in a black and white butler uniform
entered the foyer carrying a tray of refreshments. While the Mounties said
their 'hellos' Jeeves smiled around at them all and offered them some tea
and an assortment of petite cakes. 

"Hey Benny," Ray shouted, suddenly appearing from one of the many doorways
accompanied by Frannie.  

"Yeah, hi Fraser," Frannie chimed in as she pushed her way through the
crowd towards him. 

"Ray! Francesca! What a pleasant surprise! I didn't expect to see you both
here in the castle," Ben smiled warmly at them. 

"No, neither did I," Meg spoke curtly under her breath. 

"James invited us," Frannie smiled smugly at Meg. "I got talkin to him and
when I told him that I was a close friend of Fraser's he invited me and
Ray to stay here." Frannie affectionately patted Ben's arm and to Meg's
further annoyance, Frannie nudged Meg out of the way, positioning herself
right in between Meg and Ben.  

James smiled to himself. His plan was already working. It wasn't 'out of
the kindness of his heart' that he'd invited Frannie and Ray to stay.
James had an ulterior motive. He could tell that Frannie fancied Fraser,
and he thought that with Frannie around it would hinder Meg and Fraser's
relationship, thus giving him a chance with Meg. Now for the next stage in
his plan. Bedrooms.  

The first person James assigned a bedroom to be was Meg. Her bedroom was
in his personal quarters of the castle, and she didn't know it yet but it
was conveniently next door to his. He told her that he'd personally show
her to her room when he'd completed telling everyone else where theirs
were located. And 'what do you know,' he then proceeded to assign everyone
else a bedroom at the other side of the castle! And 'coincidentally'
Frannie ended up with a bedroom right next door to Ben! As a precautionary
afterthought, James instructed Jeeves to show the others to their rooms so
that they wouldn't get lost en route.  

Once the others had gone on their way, Meg looked at James suspiciously as
he started to lead her to her room. "James, I'm a little curious as to why
my bedroom is in a different part of the castle from that of my
subordinates!" 

"Oh! I thought that you might appreciate the privacy and space from them!"


* Yeah right! Does he think that I have straw for brains! If he thinks
that he's going to get his fangs into me, he can think again. * 

Stepping inside her bedroom Meg surveyed her surroundings. The most
noticeable features were an antiquated king sized four poster canopy bed,
made out of dark wood, an ornate silver floor length mirror, more
tapestries on the walls, a large dresser with an intricate pattern carved
into the wood and a roaring log fire.  

"Do you like your room?" He looked at her expectantly.	

Meg was mesmerised by the room. It conjured up images in her mind of all
of her childhood fantasies about King's and Queen's and Prince's and
Princesses. And right now, at that exact moment, Meg felt like she was a
little girl again, playing a game of make belief. Only this time it wasn't
make belief; she was in a real castle, being treated like a real Princess.
"Yes, it's lovely. What a beautiful mirror!" Meg walked up to the
full-length mirror and automatically examined herself in it.  

James came to stand directly behind her and placed his hands upon her
shoulders. "Yes, well, there is beauty in this room but it is not the
mirror." Sweeping her hair to one side he slowly lowered his head and
kissed her neck. Slightly stunned by his brazenness, Meg momentarily held
her breath at the warmth of his soft lips on her neck. There was
definitely none of the famous 'English reserve' about James! 

Meg quickly put an end to his unwanted advances by side stepping away from
him. "Erm, James I appreciate your hospitality towards us all, and the
R.C.M.P is extremely grateful to you, but I'd like topoint out that I'm in
a relationship with Ben." 

"Oh! Erm, yes, of course. I am terribly sorry. I did not mean to make you
feel uncomfortable and I apologise profoundly if I have." Meg didn't say
anything; she just nodded her head in acceptance of the apology. "Oh, er,
I cannot remember whether I told you or not that I renamed this castle
after the legendary King Arthur's 'Tintagel Castle!'" James said in an
obvious attempt to change the subject. 

"No, I wasn't aware of that." 

"Well, as a child I was fascinated by all of the legends of Camelot,
Excaliber and King Arthur, and the 'Knights of the round table.' And so
when I inherited this castle I decided to rename it after King Arthur's
legendary castle. There is however a castle in Cornwall called 'Tintagel
Castle' that is supposedly King Arthur's actual castle, although whether
that is true or not I cannot say. I like to think so, and that they will
'ride forth on ye white horses and combat evil,' but I suppose that is
just the 'little boy' in me!" James smiled warmly at her and she returned
his smile. "Right, I will leave you to get settled into your room now. If
you need me, my room is next door to the left."  

After the lavish evening meal they all sat around the large log fire in
the 'Drawing Room.' And by the flicker of candlelight James began to tell
them of the ghost that dutifully roams the corridors of the castle,
forever on guard of invasion, like the Roman soldiers that patrol the
walls of the city of Chester. Sat as close to Ben as was possible without
drawing undue attention, Meg sceptically half listened while James told
the story. Ben on the other hand appeared quite enthralled in the story,
as if he believed James' every word. Although, deep down Meg debated from
the look of the castle that the story was probably true. However she'd
never admit to a living sole that she even considered believing it might
be true.  

Frannie was huddled at the other side of Ben, and throughout the story she
kept a tight hold of his arm; squeezing it at certain 'scarier' parts of
the story. Frannie's 'Oscar winning performance' of 'pretending to be
scared' didn't wash with Meg, who was well aware that it was all a ploy on
Frannie's behalf to snuggle up close to Ben. Engrossed in the story, Ben
didn't seem to notice Meg's obvious discomfort with what Frannie was
doing. Meg shot Frannie a disgusted look. Frannie noticed, and in return
she snuggled up closer to Ben's arm and smiled complacently at Meg. It
took all of Meg's self-control not to slap the look off Frannie's face.
Annoyed, Meg whispered into Ben's ear. "If you want to spend more night's
with me, I suggest you disconnect yourself from Frannie's tentacles." To
Meg's satisfaction Ben immediately pulled his arm away from Frannie's
grasp. 

After James had finished telling the story, Turnbull excused himself and
went in search of a bathroom. He had only stepped foot outside the room
when they all heard a blood curdling scream. "AHHHHHHHHHHH." Less than a
second later a panic stricken Turnbull with arms flailing came rushing
into the room. He looked as white as a sheet as he flung himself in front
of Meg and managed to spurt out, "Ahhhhhhh! Iiiit's ttttruuue. I've just
seen it. Sir, ahhhhhh, there really is a ghost." 

"Turnbull, calm down. Don't be ludicrous, there is no ghost. Sir James
just made the story up to 'wind you up' that's all." 

"Nnno, honestly Sir. I've seen it with my own eyes. There really is a
ghost."  

"In that case I suggest we take you to the nearest opticians and get your
eyes tested. Now get up Turnbull and start behaving like a police officer
and not like a demented lunatic." 

Instead of standing up, Turnbull grabbed hold of Meg's leg and pleaded
with her. "Ppplease Sir, can we leave? I don't want to sleep here."  

"Turnbull get off my leg this instant." Meg fiercely commanded whilst
trying to pry his hold off her leg. While she was struggling to remove a
quivering mass of Mountie from her leg, a 'thud, thud thud' caught
everyone's attention. Looking towards the same doorway Turnbull had run in
from, Meg's mouth dropped open as a walking suit of armour appeared. The
room went deathly silent as everyone stared in a mixture of astonishment,
disbelief and terror, as the suit of armour continued to walk into the
room. The silence was broken as James started laughing. Walking up to the
suit of armour he pulled up the visor of helmet to reveal his cousin
'Postcard.' 

"Very funny. I thought that it would be you. Thank you for terrifying my
guests out of their wits," James tried to sound annoyed as he attempted to
scold his cousin, but the large grin on his face gave him away.  

"Sorry everyone. I couldn't help it. I honestly thought that you'd all see
straight through it. But you should have seen the looks on your faces;
they were precious. Especially you Turnbull. I wish I'd have had my camera
with me." Postcard couldn't contain herself anymore and burst into
uncontrollable laughter. Seeing Turnbull blush with embarrassment, she
stopped laughing and with the help of James she clambered out of the heavy
suit. Walking over to him she gently placed a hand on his arm. "I'm sorry.
I didnt mean to make a fool out of you. I was just messing around, that's
all; I wouldn't deliberately hurt anyone. Especially not you anyway
because I think that you're sweet." She pecked him lightly on the cheek,
causing him to blush even more before she headed off to put the suit of
armour back in place.  

Once things had settled down again, Meg stood up to retire to her room
early to 'work on some reports.' Before leaving she discreetly whispered
to Ben and told him to come to her room in an hour to 'light her fire.'
Sat on the other side of Meg, James heard her whispered request to Ben.
"Oh, there is no need for Constable Fraser to do that. We have servants
who will light the fire in your room for you," James enlightened them. 

"Oh! Right! Well, come to my room anyway Fraser in an hour because I have
some reports that I want you to look at." She momentarily held Ben's gaze
with a meaningful look with her chocolate coloured eyes before departing
to her room.  

Inside her room she began to do what she had 'really' come to her room to
do, to administer her beauty regime. Applying her green facemask she lay
down on the king sized bed for a few moments relaxation. Worried that she
might fall asleep and not wanting Ben to see her with her facemask on, she
moved to the dresser and began to redo her scarlet nail varnish. Finishing
her nails, she looked at her watch and realised that it was time to remove
the facemask. Dressed in her red night-dress she set off in the direction
of the bathroom to wash it off before Ben arrived. And rounding a corner
in the long corridor she bumped straight into Ray.  

Ray jumped back in alarm at the 'sight for sore eyes' in front of him.
"Whoa! It's the 'Incredible Hulk.' Tell me, did you take something off or
put something on?" Ray teased pointing at the green facemask and laughing.
 

"You're a laugh riot detective." Meg scowled at him as he lent against the
wall, clutching at his stomach, as he laughed at her.  

"Oh, just wait till I tell Benny, Ha!"	

"You'd better not." 

"Why? What are ya gonna do, take your face off again and try to scare the
shit out of me?" Ray exploded into more laughter at his teasing of her.
Oh, how he loved to get the better of 'The Dragon Lady!'  

"Just try me detective and find out." Meg spoke ever so threateningly that
Ray looked at her in alarm. "Anyhow, what are you doing in this part of
the castle?" 

"Not that it's any of ya business but I'm exploring." His eyes did their
own exploring as he spoke and they wandered from her face. For the first
time he noticed that she was only wearing a red night-dress. * Wow! She
looks hot! Correction, she would look 'hot' if she weren't wearing a
facemask. * He would never admit it to anyone, but he'd fancied the skirt
off Thatcher from the first time he'd seen her. If it hadn't have been for
the fact that she was always obnoxious to him and that it was obvious
Benny was besotted with her, he would have asked her out on a date. 

Feeling like Ray's eyes were mentally undressing her, she crossed her arms
in front of her chest in a defensive gesture to conceal herself. "Well go
and explore somewhere else before I let my fist explore your jaw." And
with that she pushed past him, slipping into an adjacent corridor in
pursuit of the bathroom to thoroughly wash the facemask off.  

However before she reached the bathroom, Meg's quick pace along the
corridor abruptly ceased and she froze on the spot. Meg blinked her eyes
at what she saw, or thought she saw in front of her. Appearing from out of
the corridor wall and not more than five feet in front of her was 'Bob
Fraser.' She shook her head as if to shake away the vision. * It can't be!
* She had seen pictures of Ben's father, 'Bob Fraser,' and knew full well
that he was dead. And if that wasn't enough to make Meg question her
vision, he appeared to be having a conversation with someone or
'something' floating above the ground that resembled a picture out of a
history textbook. The figure that accompanied Bob Fraser was dressed in a
brown medieval soldier's uniform. The soldier was attired with a leather
studded helmet, a spear, a sword, shield and had chain mail over his
clothing. Meg couldn't believe her eyes or ears as she heard Bob Fraser
say, "yes, well that's very impressive but you've had centuries to learn
that." To Meg's astonishment they seemed to be showing off to one another
their various ghost techniques. 

Meg shook her head again at the sight she was witnessing. * I must have
had too much alcohol at dinner! Or the Alcohol was much stronger than I
thought! Yes, that's it. I'm seeing things. I must be! There's no other
explanation for it! *  

Finally aware of her presence the two ghosts looked at her and each ghost
screamed at that sight of the green gooey faced human being. An onlooker
would have had difficulty deciding who was the most terrified, the ghosts,
or Meg! Hiding behind his shield, the soldier raised his spear in
preparation to throw it at Meg. Peering closer at the shaking green faced
figure, Bob Fraser recognised that it was Meg. In an attempt to stop the
soldier from throwing the spear, Bob tired to reassure the soldier that
she was of not threat to them. Too late. The words, "It's ok. It's not a
monster, it's only my son's girlfriend," were drowned out by Meg's scream
as the soldier threw the spear in her direction. Meg's eyes widened at her
last conscious image of the spear hurtling towards her, before it was all
too much for Meg's system and her legs gave way as she fainted. 

Hearing Meg's scream echo down the corridor, Ray spun around and running,
he headed towards the corridor, which he had last seen her go down. 

Before Ray managed to get there, Meg's body crumpled onto the thick Royal
blue carpeted floor. And the spear soared over her head, embedding itself
into a painting of James on the wall. "Oh dear!" Uttered Bob Fraser.  

Ray skidded to a stop as he rounded the corridor and saw Meg Thatcher,
'The Dragon Lady,' still wearing the facemask and red night-dress, in a
heap on the floor. He would have burst into hysterics if he hadn't have
been too shocked to do so. Moving towards her, he bent down and checked
her pulse. * Phew! She's still alive. Even though we don't get on, I
wouldn't want her to be dead, for Benny's sake of course! I wonder why she
passed out! *  

Just then Ray heard some footsteps approaching. Looking up he saw that it
was Fraser. Ben's heart skipped a beat as he made out Meg's night-dress,
and realised that the figure on the floor with dark glossy hair that had
screamed and that Ray was bending over was Meg. "Oh, my goodness! Whats
happened? Tom Bolt didn't do this did he? I heard a scream andOh Lord! Is
Meg all right?" Fearing the worst, Ben dropped to his knees in front of
her and checked her pulse. Feeling her pulse beating beneath his fingers
he breathed a sigh of relief. "Meg? Meg my love, are you all right? Come
on Meg, please wake up." 

"Calm down Benny. She's all right. She's alive. She just fainted that's
all." 

"Yes, but what caused her to faint? And have you any idea why she
screamed?" Ben asked while he lovingly stroked Meg's cheek. 

"Nope. I'm as clueless about that as you are. I just heard her scream and
when I got here I found her like this; cabbaged on the floor." 

Glancing around the corridor for any clues as to why Meg had screamed and
fainted, Ben's eyes focused on the spear implanted in the picture. "I
think I've discovered the reason why she screamed and fainted." Ben
indicated with his head to the spear.  

Ray let out a long low whistle. "Holy shit! How on earth do ya think that
got there?" Getting up off his knees he went over to examine the spear.
"Do ya reckon someone threw it at her?"  

Ben felt something shift uneasily at the side of him. Pulling his eyes
away from the spear, Ben looked into his father's guilty face. "Dad? Would
you care to shed some light on this incident?" 

"It wasn't my fault son. It wasn't my fault." Ben looked accusingly at his
father. "Honestly son. It was an...accident." 

Ben raised his eyebrows. "It was an accident that a spear embedded itself
into that picture?" 

"Well...no. She scared us." 

"She scared you? And whom is us?" 

The soldier appeared at Bob's side and Ben shook his head in wonder.
"Well, look at her son, with that green muck all over her face. It scared
the living daylights out of Edwin and I. And wellhe got a little carried
away and" 

"He threw the spear at her! " Bob nodded sheepishly at his son. "You think
that's only a little carried away! No wonder Meg fainted!" 

"Hey, Benny, who ya talking to?" Ray looked at Ben as though he'd lost his
marbles. 

"Er, no one Ray. Never mind. Let's get Meg to her bedroom."  

The Sixth Day 

Melt Down 

When she awoke the first thing that Meg's eyes focused on was the
concerned look in Ben's eyes. "Are you feeling better, my love?"  

"Er, yes. Yes, I'm fine." Meg assured him, as she slowly sat up on the
King sized bed in her room. "How did I get here?" 

"I carried you. I came to 'light your fire' as you asked me too, and I
found you unconscious on the floor outside. Erm, Ray found you as well."  

"He did? Oh, great!" * Ray's going to tease me until 'the cows come home.'
First he sees me in my facemask and then I faint and he finds me
unconscious. Great! Just fucking great! Well done Meg! * Meg quickly
glanced around the room but there was no sign of Ray. "I take it Ray's
gone?" 

"Yes. I erm, thought that it was for the best. He did however say that he
would 'look forward to seeing you in the morning.' " 

* Yes. I bet he will! *  

"Have you any idea why you fainted?"  

"Erm, no." Meg lied.  

"Ah!" 

"See I told you that it wasn't my fault, son, " Bob Fraser interjected as
he leaned over the bed to look more closely at Meg.  

Meg gasped and quickly drew back from him so that she was sat hunched up
by the headboard. * God, I really do need to cut back on the alcohol! * 

"Youyou can see him?" Ben asked excitedly. 

"Iermdo youdo you mean that your father really is here and that I'm not
drunk and seeing things?" 

Ben smiled at her and kissed her cheek. "No, my love, you're not drunk and
hallucinating. My father really is here. Meg, I'd like to introduce you to
my father, 'Bob Fraser.' Dad, meet 'Margaret.'" 

* NO. It can't be true! I REFUSE to believe it. It's absurd. There are no
such things as ghosts. It's just a figment of my overactive imagination.
Yes, that's what it is; a figment of my imagination. It was probably
brought on by the strong homemade alcohol that I had at dinner! *  

"Welcome to the family dear. Or at least you will be soon. I've been
telling Benton to find himself a nice woman and give me grandchildren.
It's good to see that he finally took heed of what I said." Ben put his
hand to his head as he hung his head in shame and embarrassment at his
father's words. Bob noticed and fell silent at the reproving look that his
son shot at him.  

Meg shook her head like a rag-doll. "NO. This isn't happening. You're NOT
real." 

"I don't know how to explain it, but I'm afraid that my father really is
here Meg." Understanding how hard it must be for her to accept this, Ben
spoke softly to her. Knowing full well that he wasn't capable of lying and
seeing the honesty in Ben's eyes, Meg stared open mouthed at Ben as she
finally realised that what was happening; really was happening. 

"Erm, well I'd better be going, Edwin has promised to show me some tricks
of the trade. Nice to finally talk to you Margaret." 

"Er, yes. Nice to meet you too." Meg spoke in a daze. * I can't believe
that I'm actually talking to a ghost. * "Oh, er, just one question before
you go. 'Is there really a ghost here?' I mean other than you. The soldier
that was with you, is he a ghost too?" 

"You mean Edwin! Yes, he's real." Seeing her alarmed look return he
quickly added, "oh, there's no need to worry, he's quite friendly. A
little big headed mind you, but friendly none the less." 

"Friendly? As I recall he tried to spear me." 

"Ah, well, you frightened us with that green gook on your face and he was
just trying to protect himself that's all."  

Suddenly remembering the facemask, and embarrassed at Ben seeing her with
it on, Meg put her hand to her face to wipe it off. But to her surprise
there was no trace remaining of it left on her face. Noticing her action
Ben said, "I erm, cleaned the facemask off for you while you
wereermsleeping." 

"Oh! You did? Er, thank you. I, erm, bet I looked a right sight to you
with the facemask on?" Meg forced a weak smile. 

"No, you always look beautiful to me. I admit that you did raise my
eyebrows slightly at the vivid colour of the facemask, but I was much more
concerned with if you were all right." He smiled warmly at her and then
looking around to check that his father had vanished, Ben kissed Meg
tenderly on the lips. 

After a lengthy discussion about how long Ben had been able to see the
ghost of his father, and explanation as to why he hadn't told her. Plus
after a promise that he wouldn't keep anything from her again, Ben set
about 'lighting Meg's fire.' 

By the flicker of candlelight and glow of the moon, Ben gently pulled Meg
towards him for a kiss. As they kissed, Meg kneaded his broad chest
through his red serge, and Ben ran his fingers of his right hand through
her hair, while his left hand slid up one of her thighs. Kissing Meg's
neck, Ben slipped her night-dress off, while she busily worked on removing
his clothing. Once all of their clothes were scattered on the floor, Ben
gently pushed Meg backwards; down onto the king sized bed. Lying on top of
her, Ben looked down at her and drank in her beauty with his eyes, before
pressing his lips to hers to allow his other senses to drink her in.  

Ben's kisses began to light Meg up inside like a candle being lit. Every
time his hands touched her body, and the more he kissed her, the brighter
and hotter the flame grew inside of Meg. As Ben's wick entered her flame
and he began to make love to her, like a candle burning, she felt herself
'melt down'. "Benoh yesMOREoh God, yesI'm nearly thereahhh." Meg's
outburst and the look of bliss on Meg's face sent a thrill through him.
And in response to her request Ben quickened his pace and thrust more
deeply into her. Meg's scarlet finger nails dug into the white flesh of
Ben's back as they both went 'flying into ecstasy.' "OhYesBenYES." 

"Meg AhhhOhhhmy loveoh, how I love youoh my!"  

Carefully pulling out of her, Ben rolled them both over and placing kisses
over Meg's forehead he held her on top of him in his arms. Meg contentedly
nuzzled his neck before resting her head on his shoulder. After a few
minutes rest, Meg lifted her head up and running her hands through his
hair, she kissed him eagerly on the mouth. Breaking off the kiss, she
moved slightly so that her breasts brushed along his chest. Seductively
running her foot along his leg and holding his gaze with her mocha
coloured eyes, she purred, "light my fire again, Ben."	

"It would be my pleasure," Ben hoarsely told her as he stroked her thighs.
Spying the candles, an idea struck Ben and he mischievously smiled at Meg.
"Meg, I won't be a minute. I've got an idea," he informed her as he
carefully lifted her off his body and laid her at the side of him. He then
kissed her briefly on her lips before climbing out of bed.  

Meg propped herself up on her elbows and curiously watched him. Firstly he
heated some candle wax until it was pourable, and then moving back over to
her, he began to trickle it all over her naked body. The hot wax tickled
her in unimaginable places and Meg giggled. Kissing her lips he slowly
began to peel it off. Meg trembled in delight as it produced a pleasantly
taunt sensation all over her body, like being drawn on, only much more
erotic. Ben finished peeling the wax off Meg and looked down at her
flushed face. She looked so beautiful with the moonlight showering her
pale body in a heavenly light. He was about to make love to her, when she
stopped him. "Not yet. I want to do the same to you first." 

He nodded and climbed off her so that she could return the favour.
Standing up, Meg heated up the wax, but made the fatal mistake of heating
it too long; until it turned to liquid. Straddling him, she licked his
chest and smiling, she decided that she'd start by pouring the wax over
the top part of his body and then work her way downwards. As she poured
the HOT wax over his face and chest he cried out in agony, and his face
contorted as it felt like his skin was melting under the burning liquid.
"Oh my goodness. Stop, please STOP," he shouted out in distress. Startled,
she quickly stopped pouring the wax over him and looked at his pain
twisted features.  

"What is it? What's the matter? What have I done?"  

Without answering her, he jumped out of bed and grabbing the bed-sheet to
put over his lower regions, he rushed to the bathroom in a desperate
attempt to throw cold water on his burning face and chest. Meg followed
close behind him after pulling on her night-dress. While he let the
refreshing cold water from the shower soothe his skin, Meg helped him to
pull the hot wax off from where it had dried hard in places before he had
had chance to wash it off. It felt more like picking scabs off than erotic
slivers of wax. Once all of the wax was off his body and he no longer felt
like he was on fire anymore, he stepped out of the shower and guiltily Meg
helped to dry him off.	

"I'm so sorry Ben. I never meant to hurt you. I've never poured wax onto
someone's body before and I didn't know how long to heat it for." 

"Yes, well, it's supposed to be gentle seduction, not medieval torture
Meg." He smiled at her to show that he wasn't angry and that he was only
joking.  

She looked at the burn marks on his nipples and tears filed her eyes. *
Gawd, that must have really hurt him! * She tenderly touched his chest and
placed a kiss on each of his nipples. "Is it really painful Ben?" 

"Erm, no. Not anymore. Well, not really." The tears in her eyes touched
him and he gently wiped them away before kissing each eyelid. "Don't feel
bad my kitten, it was just an accident that's all. I'm still alive, thank
goodness." As they both smiled at one another Meg noticed for the first
time that he was missing one eyebrow. She put a hand to her mouth and
started to laugh. "What? What's funny?" 

She bit her fingers in an attempt to stop herself laughing. "I'm so sorry
Ben, butII, ermI think that you'd better take a look in the mirror," Meg
managed to say in between laughing. 

Looking in the bathroom mirror Ben's face took on the look of pure horror
at the realisation that he was missing an eyebrow. Still laughing Meg
draped an arm around him. "Don't worry, I'll still love you even though
you've only got one eyebrow," Meg kidded. She had to lean on him in order
to stand up as her laughter increased. The shock of only having one
eyebrow soon wore off and Ben started to smile his adorable smile again.
"You're definitely going to look a sight tomorrow with one eyebrow missing
and the blue stain on your riding boot. You know, you're going to have to
buy some new boots. I'll pay half of the cost, of course, seeing as it was
partially my fault."  

"You don't have to do that Meg," Ben protested. 

"Yes, I do." As he started to open his mouth to protest again, Meg raised
her hand and cut him off. "No more protesting, constable. I'm paying half.
Understood?" 

"Yes, Sir." 

"Good. I'm glad that's settled." The wind started to howl and it sounded
extremely supernatural in the draughty castle "Come on Teddy Bear, its
cold. I want you to 'light my fire' to keep me warm." Smiling and wrapping
their arms around one another, they walked back to Meg's bedroom. 

Meanwhile a scared Turnbull couldn't sleep, and dressed in his 'Barney'
pyjamas, 'Barney' slippers and with his cuddly husky toy in his arms, he
padded along to his hero 'Fraser's' room. After knocking several times and
receiving no answer he gingerly opened the door. Apprehensively entering
the room, he closed the door behind him and approached the bed. * At last
he's finally here. I was beginning to think that that bitch was gonna keep
him going over reports all fucking night. Oh, just wait until he gets a
load of me! Once he samples what I've got in store for him he'll not look
at her twice again. * 

"Constable Fraser? Constable Fraser it's me Turnbull. I'm sorry to wake
you up Sir, but I couldn't sleep and I was hoping if I could sleep in here
with you; er, on the floor of course!" 

* Oh Shit! It's not Fraser, it's Turnbull. Maybe if I pretend that I'm
asleep he'll go away! *   

Night Manoeuvres  

The dark shape beneath the covers didn't respond and so Turnbull gently
shook the figure in an attempt to wake Fraser up. With this still not
working, Turnbull slowly pulled the covers down from over the figures head
so that he could talk into Fraser's ear and hopefully wake him up. As he
did so, he revealed not a sleeping Fraser, but a half-naked Frannie. 

"Oh! Oh my! I'm terribly sorry Miss. Vecchio. II must have the wrong room!
I thought that this was Constable Fraser's room. Please do forgive me!" 

"Get outta here Turnbull," Frannie shouted at him as she pulled the covers
up to her chin. Turnbull spun around and darting out of the bedroom he
collided with Jeeves in the corridor. 'Umpf.' 

"Is everything all right? It's 'Constable Turnbull' isn't it? "  

"Erm, yes. II was looking for Constable Fraser's bedroom. Do you know
where it is please?" 

"Yes, of course. Constable Fraser's room is right there." Jeeves held out
his arm and pointed to the room Turnbull had just exited. 

Turnbull looked at Jeeves with confusion written all over his face. "Bbbut
that'sI meanI just came from there and he isn't in there." 

"He isn't? Oh, well in that case then he is probably still going over
reports with Inspector Thatcher. Would you like me to show you to her
room?" 

"Erm, yes." * What is Miss. Vecchio doing in Constable Fraser's room? More
to the point, what is she doing in his bed dressed in only black negligée?
* 

From a slit shaped window in one of the tall stone towers Constable
Evergreen watched with intrigue as the drawbridge was suddenly lowered and
three men quickly crossed over into the castle. Peering closer, Evergreen
recognised the person who had come to greet them and who had given them
entry to the castle. Evergreen also noticed what the three men were
carrying. Guns. * Bingo! Well isn't that a turn up for the books! Finally
we now know who's in cohorts with the terrorists. I guess my snooping paid
off tonight! Yes, I think that tonight is going to be one heck of an
eventful night! * Taking his police radio out of the pocket of his Sam
Browne he radioed through to Special Branch. 

Turnbull followed Jeeves along various dimly lit corridors towards
Inspector Thatcher's room. It was so dark and cold in the large castle
that Turnbull instinctively hugged his cuddly husky toy towards his chest
for warmth and comfort. Suddenly something brushed against his arm and he
heard a hooting noise close by. Turnbull jumped five feet into the air and
clutched Jeeve's arm. "Arrhhh. What was that?"	

"It's all right. It is only an owl. It won't harm you. Sometimes they
manage to get into the castle, but they're quite harmless. They're more
frightened of you, than you are of them," Jeeves explained. 

Back inside Meg's bedroom, Meg immediately set about comforting Ben. Ever
so gently, she kissed and licked his body, taking great care not to hurt
him where his burn marks where. * Thank goodness I didn't burn his lower
regions! * They were just getting nicely heated up when there was a sharp
tapping on the bedroom door. "Oh great! Don't worry I'll try and get rid
of whoever it is," Meg told Ben as she reluctantly got out of bed and put
her night-dress on. * I don't need three guesses as to who this will be! *


Opening the door a notch, Meg poked her head out, but to her surprise, it
wasn't James as she expected it would be. "Turnbull! Jeeves! What are you
doing here?" Meg raised her eyebrows at the sight of Turnbull, a member of
the RCMP, dressed in 'Barney' pyjamas and slippers, clutching a cuddly
husky toy for dear life. Biting her bottom lip, Meg desperately tried to
keep her composure and not laugh in his face. 

"I'm sorry to disturb you ma'am. Constable Turnbull wished to see
Constable Fraser however he was not in his room. I thought that he might
still be going over some reports with you and so I escorted Constable
Turnbull to your room. I will take my leave now." Jeeves bowed slightly to
Meg and then departed down the corridor. 

"Well, Turnbull? What is it? Constable Fraser and I are busy. What do you
wish to see Fraser about?"  

"Sir, II" An owl hooted again causing Turnbull to once again leap into the
air. Looking at the petrified Mountie, Meg realised why he was there and
taking pity on him she said, "you'd better come in. But give me a minute
first to put my dressing gown on." Closing the door, Meg whispered to Ben.
"Get dressed, Turnbull's here." Ben quickly vaulted out of bed and began
to dress himself. "I'm sorry about this Ben, but you should see him, he's
really scared of this place. I felt sorry for him." 

Ben smiled at her. "You have rather a soft spot for Turnbull don't you?" 

"Not as soft a spot as I have for you." Meg kissed him on his cheek and
then bent down to tie the laces on his boots while he buttoned up his
serge. 

"Yes. You're not as hard as you lead people to believe," Ben teased her. 

"Shhh, Constable. You'll blow my cover that I've been working so hard for
years to perfect." Meg playfully scolded.  

Opening the door Meg beckoned Turnbull inside. Instantly noticing Fraser's
eyebrow, or for want of a better word, 'lack' of one, Turnbull stared at
Fraser in puzzlement. "Erm, Constable Fraser, are you aware that you are
missing an eyebrow?" 

"Oh! Erm, yes." Feeling the need to explain and to Meg's horror Ben
started to elucidate. "Inspector Thatcher and Iwe" 

"Constable Fraser had a slighteraccident with a candle," Meg quickly cut
Ben off, before he could reveal their experimenting to Turnbull.  

Catching her warning look, Ben confirmed what she'd said with a simple,
"yes. That's right." 

Meg crossed her arms over her chest and looked at Turnbull. "So? Are you
going to tell me why you are wandering around at night, or do I have to
guess?" Meg asked in an attempt to change the subject. 

"I couldn't sleep and so I went to Constable Fraser's room, only he wasn't
there. Miss.Vecchio was there instead." 

Meg and Ben exchanged glances. "Wait a minute Turnbull, did you just say
that Miss.Vecchio was in Fraser's bedroom?" 

"Yes, Sir. She was in his bed." 

"In his bed?"  

"Yes Sir. And so at the time I thought that I'd got the wrong room,
however Jeeves told me that it was Constable Fraser's room. But maybe he
was mistaken and I had gone into the wrong room!" 

"I doubt that Turnbull. Jeeves showed you all to your rooms when we got
here and so if he said that that was Fraser's room, then I'm inclined to
believe that he is right." 

"Maybe I should go and see what Francesca wants?" Ben naively asked. 

"We know what she wants Fraser." Meg glared at Ben. Before he could reply,
there was a loud knock on the door. Letting out a deep sigh Meg yanked the
door open. "James!" 

"I know it is late, but I was just passing on my way back to my room from
the library and I thought that I would pay you a visit to see if you were
settling in all right!" James spurted out. 

* Yeah, right! I doubt that's all you came for! * 

"Yes, well, I'm settling in fine thank you." Meg hoped that he would get
the hint and go away but he just stood there. * He's waiting to be asked
in. The cheek of him! * "If you'll excuse me James I still have some
reports to finish with Fraser and Turnbull."  

The disappointment and irritation was clear on James' face as he craned
his neck to look over her head into the room. "Oh! I'm sorry, I did not
know that you had company. I will let you get on with your reports then.
Goodnight Meg, I will see you in the morning." 

"Yes, goodnight James." Meg had had enough of him and shutting the door,
she didn't bother to wait until he had begun to walk away before she did
so and therefor she slammed it closed in his face. Meg turned to face the
two Mounties in her bedroom. "Right, I think that under the circumstances
you had both better sleep here tonight." She saw the relief flood
Turnbull's face and she smiled at him. "Besides, the bed is large enough
for the three of us."  

* And having them both here will help deter any night visits from a
certain 'Count Dracula.' Plus, there is no way that I'm letting Ben go
back to his room and have Frannie maul him. *  

Ben removed his clothing down to his boxer shorts and vest, and then
climbed into bed at the side of Meg. Turnbull along with his cuddly husky
toy was already drifting off to sleep at the other side of her.  

It wasn't long, only a matter of minutes, before Meg wished that she
hadn't have let Turnbull sleep in her room, let alone her bed. He hadn't
stopped snoring since he had fallen asleep. She had first tried putting
the pillow over her head, but that hadn't worked. Then she had tried
manoeuvring him onto his side, which worked momentarily. But he kept
rolling back over onto his back to take up his snoring where he'd left
off, only even louder. She'd even elbowed him in the ribs in a last
desperate attempt to shut him up, but he had still gone on snoring. And to
Meg's further annoyance, Ben seemed not to be irritated by Turnbull's
snoring and kept telling her to relax. * Relax! How can I relax when it
sounds like a motorbike is 'kick starting' at the side of me! * No matter
what she did he continued to snore and snore and snore, until Meg couldn't
take it any longer. It was driving her insane. She sat up and shouted,
"SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. I can't take it any longer. STOP snoring. If you
carry on I'm going to throw you out of the window into the moat." 

Meg's screeching woke Turnbull up with a start. But before Meg could carry
out her threat of throwing him out of the window or he could apologise for
his snoring, the door burst open and there stood Postcard pointing a sword
at them.  

Dip to the Depths 

Meg gasped in shock at Postcard standing in the doorway of her bedroom
waving a sword at them. "Quick, get up all of you and get dressed,"
instructed Postcard.  

"I beg your pardon?" Meg asked. Her eyes were fixed intently on the sword.
* What the hell's going on? Has she gone insane? *  

"Please, just do it. I'll explain while you're getting dressed." However,
none of the Mounties made an effort to move; they just sat there staring
at her holding the sword pointed towards them. Realising that because she
had burst into their room brandishing a sword, they thought that she was
nuts and that they were probably expecting her to impale them with it,
Postcard quickly lowered the sword to her side. "Oh! Sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you. Now please get dressed." 

"Would you care to tell us why?" Meg asked haughtily.  

"There are some men with guns downstairs setting up explosives to the
front door. Is that enough to get you to move?" It was definitely enough
to get them to move. The three Mounties sprang out of bed and moving like
lightening, Meg and Ben started to put their uniforms on. Postcard raised
her eyebrows at Turnbull's pyjamas and fought hard not to laugh at him.
Although at the same time she couldn't help but to think that he looked
somewhat sweet in them. "Erm, tell me, did you have a little threesome
going on here?" Postcard asked.  

Meg visibly grimaced at the insinuation and Fraser and Turnbull blushed to
a deep red. "No, we most absolutely did not," Meg said defensively. "Could
you get on with telling us what you saw!" 

"Oh! Yes, of course. I was coming back from the library when through one
of the windows I saw the drawbridge being lowered and I thought that that
was really weird at this time of night; so I went to get a closer look to
see who it was. As I got nearer I saw three men with guns enter the foyer
with James. And I instantly knew something was wrong because nobody in
England, other than the 'Special Arms Unit' of the police, is allowed to
have guns. It's illegal. And these guys were carrying semi-automatics. So
I didn't continue into the foyer, I hid behind one of the tapestries in
the corridor and listened to what was going on. They were talking about
some kind of plan." 

"What kind of plan?" Ben verbally prodded her, while he swiftly buttoned
up his red serge. 

"I'm not really sure. They mentioned money. Something about once they've
got the money only then will they tell Special Branch what else they
want." 

"I knew it! I bet that'll be the release of the Bolt brothers," Meg
stated. 

"And they also asked James if the escape route was set up. From what he
said, I think that they meant the secret tunnel that runs from the castle,
under the moat and comes out at the other side of the moat by Lake
Windermere. I know this place like the back of my hand, even better than
James does. I know all of the secret passages, and I'm sure that's the one
they meant. James then said that he was going back to his bedroom and I
had to wait behind the tapestry until it was safe for me to leave." 

"James is in on it. The creep! So much for him being in the library as he
said that he was! " Meg stated with venom. 

"What's this about James being in the library? As I said, I was in the
library. I've been in there since everyone went up to bed and James hasn't
been in there while I was." 

"Never mind," Meg dismissed the question with a shake of her hand. "Go on,
did you hear or see anything else?" 

"While I was waiting for a safe moment to leave I saw the three men fix
explosives to the front door. And then they disappeared down the corridor
that leads to where the others have their bedrooms. So that's when I
sneaked up here to warn you Meg. Oh, and I picked up the sword on the way
up here. It might not stop a bullet but it could come in handy!" She
smiled at them. 

"That means that they've probably gone to take the others hostage. Right,
come on, we've no time to spare," Meg instructed. 

"What are we going to do?" Postcard questioned. 

"Capture the terrorists of course," Meg spoke confidently. "Oh, is there
by any chance more of those swords around?" 

"Yes. There's a whole assortment of old weapons throughout the castle and
in the armoury room." 

Meanwhile, Evergreen had finished speaking to Special Branch and had been
given orders to first inform Detective Vecchio about what was happening;
as they suspected the terrorists would probably go to him first to get
their money. He was then to inform Thatcher and to if possible, set a trap
for the terrorists and 'turn the tables' on them. Upon telling Ray the
news, Ray had insisted on getting his sister 'Frannie' to safety or at
least take her with them to Thatcher's. But on entering Frannie's room Ray
was confronted with an un-slept in bed and no Frannie. * Shit! Come on
Frannie, where the fucking hell are you? * "Oh God no! The terrorists
haven't got her already have they?" 

"I don't know." Evergreen shrugged his shoulders. "It's possible, but I
doubt it."  

All of a sudden Ray had a brain wave. "Come on. Knowing my sister, I bet
she's gone to pester Fraser. Let's check out his bedroom on the way to
Thatcher's! Personally I doubt that he'll be there, he's probably still
with the 'Red Lion,' but Frannie'll not know that." 

Reaching Fraser's bedroom door, Ray didn't bother to knock, he just barged
right in. "Ray! What are you doin here? Get out." 

"I could say the same to you. Now get up." Ray hauled the covers back and
Frannie squealed. 

"What d'ya think ya doin, you jerk?" 

Ray shook his head at his sister. * What in the name of insanity does she
think she's doin dressed like that, or should I say undressed like that in
Benny's bed! Actually, scrap that thought. I know exactly what she thinks
she's doin. * Frannie punched Ray in the arm, before with her still
protesting, he managed to drag her out of the bed. "Will ya shut up
Frannie and put this on." Ray handed her his Armani suit jacket to cover
herself up with.  

"Not until ya tell me what the hell's goin on," Frannie said defiantly.  

She started to stamp her feet like a child. And as she started to open her
mouth to start yelling, Ray quickly said, "alright. All right, I'll tell
ya. Just please keep quiet ok?" He waited for Frannie to nod her head
before continuing. "Do ya remember when the Musical Ride tour was hijacked
by terrorists?" Another nod 'yes' from Frannie. "Well, at this moment in
time, the cousin of those terrorists is in the castle and he's tryin to do
the same thing right now." 

"You're havin me on right?" 

"Do I look like I'm kiddin?" Realising that Ray was deadly serious,
Frannie allowed them to usher her out of the bedroom and along the
corridor towards Thatcher's room. They were just in time because, as they
rushed along the corridor into James' 'personal quarters of the castle,'
the terrorists marched up to Fraser's room and kicked the door in.  

Noticing Fraser wasn't there, one of the terrorists got annoyed. "Shit!
Where's he gone? I wanted to safely tie him up first, because of all the
trouble he causes." He was dressed in black as were the other two, however
he unlike the others bore a remarkable resemblance to Randall Bolt. 

"We can find him later Tom. Let's go and round the others up." And so at
gunpoint the terrorists proceeded to round up the Mounties one by one who
were in that part of the castle, and tied them all up next to an already
bound and highly distressed Jeeves in the dungeon. Leaving them securely
bound and gagged in nothing but there sleeping attire; the terrorists set
off in search of the missing guests.  

Tiptoeing, Postcard led Ben, Meg and Turnbull along the corridor from
Meg's bedroom towards the Armoury. Hearing footsteps approaching them,
Postcard abruptly stopped causing Meg to bump into the back of her.
'Oomph.' Before Meg could ask why she had stopped, Postcard grabbed Meg's
sleeve and dragging her behind one of the long curtains she beckoned for
the other two to join them. "Shhh. somebody's coming. I can hear
footsteps." They all pressed themselves up against the window and Ben
slightly parted the curtain a fraction to peek out.  

Meg held her breath as the footsteps got nearer and nearer until at last
the footsteps where right in front of them. To Meg's absolute horror Ben
suddenly flung the curtains open and stepped out into the corridor. The
keepers of the footsteps spun around to face Ben. Observing whom the
footsteps belonged to Meg breathed out a deep sigh of relief. "Ray,
Frannie, Evergreen, you gave us one nasty shock just then, we thought that
you were the terrorists." Ben told them. 

"You got a nasty shock! How d'ya think we just felt with ya jumpin out
from behind a curtain at us!" Ray sarcastically retorted. 

"Oh! Sorry Ray," Ben apologised. 

"You already know about the terrorists?" Evergreen asked Ben. 

"Yes. Postcard came and told us. She saw them from a window and" 

"Fraser now is not the time to go into a long spiel," Meg interrupted him.
"We need to get to the Armoury. Come on everyone." Meg pushed Postcard in
front of her in a hint to lead the way. On the way there Evergreen filled
Meg in on what had happened at his end. Entering the Armoury, Meg's eyes
widened at the sight of all of the weapons. The weapons may have been
outdated by today's modern standards, but they were still lethal. There
were swords, spears, old-fashioned guns, maces and numerous other deadly
weapons. "Right, everybody chose a weapon and let's start 'turning the
tables' on them." Meg told them as she picked up a sixteenth century
sword. Turnbull headed towards a mace and picking it up he instantly
dropped it on the floor, narrowly missing Meg's foot. "Be careful you
moron. That thing will not only break my foot but it's capable of smashing
somebody's skull." 

"Sorry Sir." The mace was so heavy that Turnbull couldn't work out for the
life of him how anyone could lift the mace high enough to hit somebody
over the head with it. But he agreed that if they somehow managed to lift
it that high, it would definitely do some serious damage. It was not only
heavy, but the spikes on it would be fatal. Deciding against lugging the
mace around Turnbull chose a Spear.  

"Do you have any bullets for the guns?" Meg asked Postcard. 

"No. The old guns are just for show nowadays. We're not allowed to fire
them so we don't bother keeping bullets," Postcard explained. 

Ray was in his element. He looked like a child in a sweet store. His eyes
were lit up at the sight of so many weapons. He let out a long whistle as
he picked up a Bow and Arrow. "Wow. I feel like an extra in a Robin Hood
movie." 

Ben and Evergreen each chose a sword and to Ray's dread Frannie chose a
dagger. * My sister with a dagger, not a good combination! But I suppose
it's safer than some of the things she could've chosen! *  

Exiting the Armoury they came face to face with the three terrorists and
the terrorists pointed their guns at them. "Well, well. Here are our
missing 'have a go hero's' and from the looks of them they were going to
try and 'save the day' again," Tom Bolt mocked and motioned to the old
weapons that the seven of them were carrying. "Those won't do you any
good. Nope, they won't save you from being tied up in the dungeon with
your friends." The terrorists looked the Mounites over and started to
laugh at Turnbull's pyjamas. The one Meg took for Tom Bolt stopped
laughing and wolf whistled at her. "Oh, well. What do we have here? Very
nice. Randell did say that you were a 'looker.' Yes, very nice indeed.
Very sexy," he leered at her and Meg felt her skin crawl. 

He made a movement to approach her and Meg started to raise the sword from
her side. Tom Bolt sneered at her. "Don't even think about it. This gun is
much quicker than that sword." Downheartedly Meg realised that he was
right, the sword was no match for a semi-automatic gun. "Now put the
weapons down, slowly," Tom ordered them. Involuntarily they all slowly
placed their weapons on the floor. Tom grinned nastily at them and he
started to move menacingly towards Meg. * Oh God no! What's he going to
try and do? Randell didn't try anything on with me, but this guy! * Both
Ben and Turnbull stood protectively at either side of Meg. 

As Tom moved nearer to her, an Owl flew past his head startling him
momentarily. That moment however was all that they needed. Ben lunged for
Tom's gun and knocked it out of his hand, while Meg kneed Tom in the groin
causing him to double over in pain. "Uooooh. You bitch." 

Before Ben could do anything more, Tom's 'comrade's in arms' both roughly
grabbed hold of Ben by his shoulders and one of them shoved the tip of
their gun in his back. Evergreen froze in mid-dive for Tom's gun on the
floor as one of the terrorists pointed his gun at him. "Nobody move. And
you two drop those weapons NOW." He shouted at Ray and Postcard who had
both picked back up their weapons during the scuffle. 

Straightening himself up, Tom glared at Meg and retrieving his gun he once
again moved towards her. "It's time to teach you a lesson."  

Turnbull stood in front of Meg and even though he was quaking in his boots
he held up his fists and said, "stay where you are. Don't worry Inspector,
I won't let him near you." 

Tom laughed. "Oh yeah! We'll see about that! You've got me shaking in my
boots," he ridiculed. "Now move out of the way." 

"No." 'WHACK.' Tom hit Turnbull with the butt of the gun knocking him to
the floor. Meg flinched at the sound of the impact. Standing over
Turnbull, Tom laughed evilly and swung his foot back to kick him. Meg
couldn't bare to stand by and watch Tom kick poor Turnbull lay their on
the floor, and so catching him off guard and off balance on one leg as he
went to kick Turnbull, she shoved him. Tom went tumbling over side ways
onto the floor. 

Meg bent down at the side of Turnbull to see if he was all right. "Are you
ok?"  

"Yes, Sir." Meg could tell that he was putting on a brave face and that he
was in pain from where the gun had hit him on the side of his head. As she
helped him to stand up, Tom scrambled to his feet and came at her. The
intent to do grievous bodily harm to her was clear on his face. All of a
sudden a dark form appeared in front of Meg. 'Edwin.' He stood in between
Meg and Tom; halting Tom's advancing.  

Tom stopped dead in his tracks at the sudden appearance of the soldier. *
Where the heck did he just come from? More to the point, who or what the
hell is he? * Edwin raised his spear at Tom and Tom matched his action by
aiming his gun at him. 

Turning his head to face Meg, Edwin told her, "run. Get out of here."  

"But what about Fraser? I'm not leaving him." She looked at Ben and he
mouthed the words 'go' to her. 

Bob Fraser appeared at the side of Edwin, blocking the others from the
other terrorists guns. Ray, Frannie, Evergreen and Turnbull, who had been
staring in disbelief at Edwin, turned their attention in synchronism to
the new edition Mountie. Postcard, who had seemed un-surprised at Edwin's
appearance, raised her eyebrows and joined the others in staring at Bob. 

"Go." Edwin said again. "Postcard, get them all to leave now." 

Snapping out of her staring at Bob, Postcard took Frannie and Ray by the
arm and began to pull them down the corridor. Evergreen and Meg followed
them, each on either side of Turnbull, helping him along the corridor. 

"Was that...? Nah! I mean I've seen pictures of him but nah! It couldn't
have been!" Ray shook his head repeatedly. "That dude in the Mountie
outfit, that wasn't Benny's dad was it?" Meg nodded her head. "But he's
dead." 

"Yes, I'm well aware of that Detective." 

"What the hell was that other guy who looked like a soldier?" Ray asked. 

"Just that, a soldier. Edwin. The castle's resident ghost," Meg said. 

"Ghosts! Yeah right! They don't exist." Even though Ray had seen them with
his own two eyes, he couldn't quite make himself believe it. 

"Yes. Meg's telling the truth. Edwin is a ghost. I've known about him for
years, ever since I was little," Postcard backed Meg up. 

'BANG.' The six of them jumped at the sound of a gun going off. * Oh my
God, NO. Please don't let them have shot Ben. I'm the Superior Officer; I
shouldn't have left him. *  

"Come on, let's get to the dungeon. Tom said that that's where the others
were being held," Evergreen reminded them. 

Tom couldn't believe what he had just seen. The bullet had passed straight
through the soldier and embedded itself in the wall. "Come on let's get
out of here and find James." Tom sounded scared as he spoke to his
comrades. Edwin moved his arm to throw his spear at Tom and Tom warned,
"don't. If you do the Mountie's dead. He'll blow his brains out." Tom
indicated to the terrorist holding Ben, who promptly pushed the barrel of
the gun against Ben's temple. 

Edwin looked at Bob who shook his head. "We have no choice but to let them
go," Bob yielded. Edwin reluctantly lowered the spear to his side as the
terrorists along with Ben disappeared in the opposite direction to which
Meg and the others had gone. 

Reaching the gloomy dungeon, Meg and the other's set about untying and
un-gagging the Mounties and Jeeves. "Thank goodness you're here Inspector!
I was beginning to think that we'd never get out of here. Some terrorists
burst into our bedrooms and tied us all up at gunpoint," Frobisher told
her. 

"Yes, we know. Is everybody unharmed?" Meg asked. 

"Er, Yes. Luckily, they just tied us up and gagged us," Frobisher told
her. 

"In that case, I'm going back to help Fraser," Meg informed them.
"Postcard will you take them all out of the castle through that secret
tunnel you mentioned?"	

"Erm, yes of course. But you're not going to rescue Fraser on your own are
you? At least let somebody go with you."  

"No. I'm the Superior Officer here, it's my job to make sure Fraser's safe
and I'm not involving anyone else in it, it's too dangerous," Meg
stubbornly said. 

"I'm going with you," Evergreen told her. "It's my turf and my country, so
I'm coming with you." 

"Hey, I'm comin too. Benny's my buddy and I'm not gonna leave him," Ray
argued. 

"Erm, yes. I'd rather like to come along to Inspector. Benton is somewhat
like a son to me," Frobisher told her. 

"I'm not leaving the Inspector. I want to come too," Turnbull spoke up. 

"Alright. I've no time to argue with you all. Postcard please take
everybody else out through the tunnel." Meg then hurried out of the
dungeon followed closely by Evergreen, Frobisher, Ray and Turnbull. 

Realising that she had no idea where the terrorists and Ben where in the
castle, Meg stopped walking. "Where do you think they are?" She asked the
men around her. 

They all shrugged their shoulders. "Maybe we should go back to where we
last saw them and take it from there?" Evergreen suggested. 

"Yes, that's a good idea," Meg agreed. 

Heading back to where they had had the confrontation with the terrorists,
Evergreen's police radio went off. Answering it, they all listened in as
he was told that the terrorists had contacted Special Branch by phone and
wanted the money. Special Branch had anticipated that and had already sent
the money on it's way to the castle, from where it was previously being
kept in their safe in Manchester. The terrorists had told Special Branch
that they had 'rigged all of the doors of castle so that no one could
escape, and that if they didn't get the money within the hour they would
start shooting hostages; starting with Constable Fraser.' Tom had informed
Special Branch that they were to 'leave the money by the moat and they
would temporarily disarm the bomb on the front door and send a hostage out
to retrieve it.' 

* Does that mean that Ben's still alive? Please let him be all right. I've
never loved anyone like I love him. *  

"Right, let's get to the foyer then," Evergreen said.  

On the way there Meg worriedly asked, "will the money be here within the
hour?" 

"Oh, yes. Don't worry about that. It will be here in well under an hour.
They dispatched a car with it when I first informed them that the
terrorists were here. And knowing our police drivers, they'll drive like
the wind and be here in no time," Evergreen assured her. 

Entering the foyer they were ambushed by the terrorists who had heard them
coming, and had used the idea Postcard had previously thought of and
hidden behind the tapestries. As the terrorists surrounded them, Meg's
eyes fell on Ben, relieved that he was alive. To Meg's disgust, James had
a gun held towards Ben's head. 

"We meet again," Tom laughed at them. "I'm not having you lot causing any
more trouble, so I think that a little bondage is in order." 

At gunpoint the terrorists proceeded to handcuff Evergreen and Meg's hands
behind their backs with their own handcuffs. Retrieving Ben's handcuffs
Tom twisted Frobisher's hands behind his back and slapped the handcuffs
firmly shut around his hands. Then they tied Ray and Turnbull's hands
together with Meg and Fraser's lanyards and shoved them all, except Ben,
down into a sitting position on the floor. 

"How could you?" Meg viciously asked James. "We thought that you were our
friend. You should be ashamed of yourself. You're nothing but a lousy
criminal. But you're not going to get away with this." 

"Why'd ya get involved in this? It's not like ya need the money or
anythin, I mean look at this place." Ray gesticulated at the surroundings
as best he could with his hands tied. 

James didn't get the chance to answer because they all heard the sound of
a police siren approaching and knew that Special Branch had arrived with
the money. "You," Tom pointed his gun at Ray. "Go and get the money and no
funny business otherwise your friends get it, understand?" 

Ray nodded his head 'yes' as Tom untied his hands and prodded him with his
gun towards the front door. Ray opened the front door and Tom then lowered
the drawbridge allowing Ray to cross over to the other side. Ray picked up
the bag of money and brought the bag of money to Tom; who then made him
open it and hand him some to check. Satisfied that the money was real,
only then did Tom lift the drawbridge. Tying Ray's hands back again, Tom
pushed him back down onto the floor beside the others. 

"Now you've got your money. It's time to stick to your part of the bargain
and let us all go," Evergreen told the terrorists. 

"Oh, we've not finished with our demands yet," Tom smiled unpleasantly at
them. He then took out his mobile phone and rang up Special Branch.
Listening to the one sided conversation, Meg's assumption that they wanted
the release of the Bolt brother's was confirmed. It soon became apparent
that Special Branch would not give in lightly to the new demands by the
terrorists. Annoyed, Tom Bolt moved towards Meg. "Get up," he instructed
her. Meg didn't attempt to move; she just sat there and glared at him. "I
said 'get up.' Or do you want me to put a bullet in you?" 

Meg scrambled to her feet as best she could with her hands behind her back
in handcuffs. Tom grabbed her arms and shoving her in front of him, he
walked out of the front door with her. James quickly followed behind them,
taking Ben with him as a human shield just incase the 'Special Arms Unit'
of the police where there. "What are you going to do?" James asked Tom. 

In answer to his question, Tom stood at the edge of the moat with Meg in
front of him. He shouted across to the police standing on the side of the
moat beside their police car. "If you don't release my cousin, let's just
say you better had otherwise Inspector Thatcher will go for a nice dip in
the moat. And from the looks of her I doubt that she'll be able to swim!" 


"We can't possibly do that," one of the police shouted back. 

"Oh really! I think that you'll soon change your mind!" Annoyed at Meg for
assaulting him and that the police weren't succumbing to his new demands,
Tom started to shove Meg into the moat. Ben made a move to try and stop
him. With one hand Tom continued to push Meg into the moat and with the
other he turned his gun at Ben and shot him.   

The Last Day 

Knight in Shining Armour 

James ran to the edge of the moat as Meg fell into the murky waters. "You
Imbecile. What did you do that for? That wasn't part of the plan. I told
you not to hurt her." James shouted and dropping his gun on the floor, he
dived in after her. 

One of the police officers ran up to the moat in an obvious attempt to
jump into the moat and help to rescue Meg. With Thatcher now in the moat,
Tom roughly dragged an injured Ben up off the floor and used him as a new
human shield. Tom pointed the semi-automatic at the police officer. "Stay
where you are or I'll shoot you and then him." Tom indicated to a sagging
Ben, who was being held upright by Tom's grip on him. "Now are you going
to release them or shall I give somebody else a nice bath?"  

"Alright. All right, we'll see what we can do. Just don't hurt anymore
hostages," the police Officer shouted to him and backed away to his car.  

Meanwhile Frobisher had managed to manoeuvre his handcuffed hands towards
Ray's bonds and had been working on untying them. Evergreen had had the
same idea and had been plucking away at the bonds on Turnbull's hands.
Hearing the gunshot, the other two terrorists remaining inside the castle
came to the front door to see what was going on. The last of the knots
fell apart and while the terrorists' backs were turned, Ray and Turnbull
took the opportunity to snatch some weapons off the foyer wall. Ray
grabbed a sinister looking axe and Turnbull picked up his favourite weapon
at the moment, a spear. 

Noticing his two accomplices watching him in the doorway of the castle,
Tom walked towards them with Ben and yelled at them. "Get back inside you
two. You shouldn't be watching me, you should be watching them, you
idiots." 

Scurrying like frightened rabbits, the two terrorists' went back inside
the castle; followed closely by Tom with Ben. They were immediately
confronted with an axe wielding Ray and Turnbull who seemed to fancy
himself as a javelin thrower. Taken completely by surprise, the terrorists
backed off into the nearest corridor leading off from the foyer, as
Turnbull's attempt at javelin throwing came pretty damn close to impaling
one of them to the wall.  

Meg couldn't see anything but darkness and it was so terribly ice-cold.
Even through the thick cloth of her red serge the water felt like a
thousand icicles pricking into her. With her hands handcuffed securely
behind her back she couldn't swim and she felt herself spiral like a lead
weight towards the bottom of the moat. Desperately kicking with her legs
she tried to swim upwards. But with her heavy boots on and the weighty Sam
Browne it was no use, she kept plummeting down to the bottom. The water
quickly began to fill her nostrils and not being able to breathe; Meg
began to panic. 

All of a sudden, Meg felt a pair of arms encircle her and she gasped as
somebody's lips touched her own. Blowing air into Meg's mouth to give her
oxygen, James held onto her tightly as he swam up to the surface of the
water. Reaching the surface, Meg hungrily gulped in the cool night air as
James pushed her out of the water.  

Scooping her back up into his arms, James started to carry her towards the
castle. Thank-full to be alive, Meg didn't protest, instead she rested her
head on his shoulder. Placing a kiss in her wet hair, he whispered to her,
"thank goodness you're all right. I love you Meg." 

James' words meant nothing to Meg. The only thing on her mind was if Ben
was all right. Noticing the blood on the ground, Meg's stomach heaved. *
No. Please don't let the blood belong to Ben. * Before she had hit the
water she had glimpsed Ben moving towards her and had heard the gunshot go
off and seeing the blood; Meg now feared the worst. "Where's Ben? Is he
all right?" 

James didn't answer her question, instead he asked, "didn't you hear me
tell you that I love you?" 

"You don't know me well enough, how can you possibly love me! What have
they done with him? I want to know if Ben's all right. Where is he?"
Walking into the castle, James still didn't answer her.  

Entering through the door, Ray and Turnbull where waiting in the foyer,
armed to the teeth with axes, spears and a sword. "What the hell happened
to her? Are ya alright?"  

"Oh my word! What have they done to you? Sir, are you all right?" The
concern in Turnbull's eyes and voice touched Meg to the core.  

While Meg nodded her head in answer to Ray and Turnbull's questions, Ray
told James, "put her down or I'll pierce ya with this spear." 

"I will do, but first let me take her into the Drawing Room to get warm by
the fire." 

"Alright. But no funny business. Got it?" 

James nodded at Ray as he headed towards the Drawing Room with Meg.
Putting her in front of the fire, James told Ray that Tom had pushed Meg
into the moat. "The bastards! They not only shoot Benny, but they try and
drown ya too." 

"Where is Ben? Is he all right?" Meg asked frantically.  

"Erm, the terrorists have him unfortunately Inspector," Frobisher told
her.  

"So he's alive then?" 

Frobisher shifted uncomfortably on his feet. "He was alive when they took
him with them. Buthe erm, didn't look too good I'm afraid."  

Evergreen's police radio went off and taking it out of his Sam Browne for
him, Ray held it so that Evergreen could speak into it. Everyone in the
room listened in as Evergreen was told that the terrorists had contacted
Special Branch, informing them that 'if they don't hear from the Bolt
brothers' that they have been released within an hour, they will kill
Fraser. And they will also kill Fraser and set off the other explosives if
anyone lowers the drawbridge to let the Special Branch into the castle.'  

"Fraser is alive then?" Evergreen spoke into the police radio. 

The reply they got sent shivers down everyone's spines. 'The terrorists
wouldn't let Special Branch speak to Fraser to confirm that he is still
alive.' 

Surprising everyone, Meg broke down crying. Between crying she bawled, "he
can't be dead. I love him. I'll never forgive myself if he's dead. They
shot him because he tried to save me."	

James wrapped his arms around her and hugged her. "I'm sorry Meg, but it
doesn't look good. I think that we all have to accept that he's probably
dead."	

Meg stopped crying and pulled away from James. "No. I refuse to believe
he's dead. You don't know Ben like I do or me for that matter. You want
him to be dead, don't you?" She glared at James.  

"No. That's not true."	

"Yes it is." Meg turned to look at Frobisher, Ray and Turnbull. "You all
know what Ben is like, you don't believe that he's dead do you?"  

"II dddon't want to believe it bbbut the blood" Turnbull broke off
sobbing.  

Frobisher looked as though he unfortunately did believe it. "I'm afraid we
have no choice. The evidence all points towards it."  

"I'm with Meg. Benny's not dead," Ray said firmly. Meg was surprised to
hear him call her by her first name, and he went on to surprise her even
more as he smiled at her. "Hey, didn't ya have a gun? Where is it?" Ray
asked James.  

"I dropped it by the moat."  

"I'm gonna go and get it," Ray told them and then looking at James he
said, "but first I'm gonna tie ya up like ya tied us up." Ray tied James
up with Evergreen's lanyard, while Evergreen read him his rights. And then
taking his axe with him, Ray went and retrieved James' gun from beside the
moat.  

Ben's wound was still bleeding as Tom dragged Ben along the corridor
towards the foyer. Tom had had the decency however to tear off a piece of
curtain to stem the blood-flow. The bullet had grazed Ben's ribcage, even
though Ben knew that the wound wasn't fatal, it still hurt like buggery.
The most agonising thing to Ben though wasn't being shot. It had been
seeing Tom push Meg into moat. He felt really bad that he couldn't save
her. The only comfort he got was that he had seen James jump into the moat
to rescue Meg, so at least he knew that she was alive.	

Ben's thoughts of Meg were interrupted as a spear flew through the air
towards Tom and landed straight in his gun-arm. "Arrhh." Tom let go of Ben
and tried to pull the spear out of his arm. Ben soon saw whom the culprit
was who had thrown the spear, as Edwin appeared in front of them in the
corridor. Ben took this opportunity to escape. He staggered down the
corridor and into the foyer, while holding up another spear, Edwin blocked
the terrorists' path.  

Ben knew that he couldn't outrun the terrorists in his condition and so
once inside the foyer he looked around for a suitable hiding place. Spying
the Suits of Armour, Ben went over to one of them. * There's no way that I
can get into that on my own. I'll need somebody to help me. * In answer to
his prayers, Bob appeared at his son's side. 

"Come on son. Let's get you into this thing." Looking closely at his son
he asked, "what happened to your eyebrow son? And your boot?" 

"Nothing." Seeing the look his father gave him, Ben added, "now is not the
time dad." 

"Fair enough."	

With the help of his father, Ben climbed into the Suit of Armour. Not long
afterwards the terrorists marched into the foyer, and upon not seeing
anyone they marched back out again along another corridor.  

Ray was stood on guard by the door to the Drawing Room with the gun when
he first glimpsed the terrorists approaching. "Shit! They're here again.
Battle stations everyone." Tom and his accomplices advanced towards Ray.
"Stop where ya are or I'll shoot ya." 

"Really! We've got three guns and you've got one, who do you think is
going to come off the best?" Tom sneered.  

"I mean it, I'll shoot ya." Ray knew that they were right, but he felt
that as Benny wasn't there, it was his obligation to protect Meg for him.
He also knew that Tom Bolt was ruthless, however he still couldn't quite
believe it as he watched Tom pull the trigger and he felt the bullet hit
him in his chest. The impact of the bullet knocked Ray to the ground and
he blacked out. 

Tom trampled past Ray and into the Drawing Room. Turnbull had a spear in
his hands and was ready to throw it. "Put it down," Tom commanded. "Or
I'll shoot you too. And then I'll shoot your pretty Superior Officer too,
seeing as you seem to like her so much." Turnbull looked at a saturated
Meg huddled by the fire and he lowered his spear.  

"Well, well then. So you saved your little girlfriend!" Tom spoke to James
scornfully. And then he laughed at the sight of James tied up. "Ha ha! I
think that we'll leave you here like that, just incase your loyalties have
changed. The rest of you can come along with us. Now move it." 

They all had no choice but to obey Tom. Turnbull helped Meg to stand up
because her hands, along with Evergreen and Frobisher's, were still in
handcuffs, because the keys were in Meg's briefcase. Tom grabbed hold of
Meg by her hair and shoved her along in front of him. 

The terrorists propelled them into the foyer. It was Tom's plan to keep
giving one of the hostages a dip in the moat until his demand of the
'release of his cousins' were met. Walking through the foyer towards the
front door, they encountered Bob Fraser. 

The watchful Knight took his chance to strike while the terrorists were
momentarily distracted by Bob and raising his heavy metal clad arm, he
lowered it down onto Tom's head, rendering him instantly unconscious. Meg
reacted quickly, and kicked Tom's gun to Turnbull who picked it up and
pointed it at the other two terrorists. Stunned, the other two terrorists
just stood there not knowing what to do, enabling Frobisher and Evergreen
to overpower them. 

Meg turned around to face the Knight in the Suit of Armour. The Knight
lifted up his visor allowing Meg to see his face. "Ben! You're alive."
Meg's own face lit up at the sight of him and she rushed into his metal
clad arms, and he hugged her.	   

* * * * * 

Ben and Meg stood together with Postcard beside an ambulance, as Special
Branch brought the terrorists and James out of the castle. They all
watched fascinated as the 'Bomb Disposal Unit' of the British Army then
entered the castle to defuse any bombs that were still in there. To all of
their relief, Ray was alive and accompanied by Frannie, he had just been
taken away by another ambulance to hospital.  

"You all deserve the 'George Medal' for this," Postcard told them. 

"Oh, I don't know about that," Ben said modestly. 

"Well I think that you do. Anyhow, take care, and don't forget, you
promised Magsy and I an invitation to your wedding." Ben and Meg blushed,
and smiling, Postcard walked away.  

"Hello son. Hello Margaret," Bob said appearing at their side.	

"Hello Mr. Fraser," Meg smiled at him. 

"Ah, hello dad. Thank you kindly for your help back there." 

"Oh, you're quite welcome son. And Margaret, please do call me by my first
name; 'Bob.' Now then son, shouldn't you be getting in this ambulance and
off to hospital to get that bullet removed?" 

"Er, yes. But before I do, I have a question for you dad." 

"You do?" 

"Yes. Something has been puzzling me about Edwin. How can Edwin speak such
good up to date English? Because as I recall, they didn't speak like we do
now in the medieval times!" 

"Ah! Yes, you're right they didn't. Clever of you to notice son. It
appears that he 'picked it up' as they say through the centuries." 

"Ah! That explains it then." 

As Bob disappeared again, Meg hugged Ben and he kissed her on the lips.
"Well you're definitely my 'Knight in shining armour,'" Meg told Ben. 

"And you're my 'Lady in Red.'"	    

The End