In The Dark, act 4 Disclaimer: Not mine. Just played with them. Put 'em back unharmed, but relaxed. ;) Rated 'S' for silliness. Yes, another one of those. I can't help it, the boys kept talking. (And I start to feel like this may the beginning of something ugly...) In The Dark, act 4 by Sammy (Scene: It's dark - well, more or less. It's Ray K.'s apartment. It's Ray K.'s bed. We've been here before. We know there's something bizarre about to happen...) "Tell me you're not serious, Fraser." "Well, Ray, it *will* be a highly effective tool for controlling the noises..." "That was no 'I'm not serious, Ray'." "... and since our other efforts at keeping the sound level down proved to be rather inefficient..." "I'm still waiting for that word." <...> "Ray. You were the one who suggested a gag." "*Fraser*. It was a joke." "Oh." <...> "Perhaps if you'd just try it on..." "Fraser, you don't 'try on' a leather gag. Clothes, you try on, if you wanna dress up, or get comfortable, or to warm you up when you're cold. *This*..." "... serves none of those purposes, therefore, it's not a piece of clothing, therefore, I won't wear it." "You know, that is a rather singular and narrow-minded interpretation, Ray." <...> "And some people *do* use it to dress up." "Meaning?" "Meaning..." "I'd like to see you try it on, Ray." <...> "Very much." "Oh." <...> "Fraser?" "Yes, Ray?" "You wanna get over here and put it on me?" "Not quite yet, Ray." "First, I have another use for your mouth." - the end - by Sammy Read my other stuff at Little Sammy's House Of Fun