and Something Blue    ...and Something Blue 

Ray stared down at his hands, clasped so tightly the knuckles were white.
He was wearing that pearl grey Armani suit that Benny loved so much. The
one he'd been wearing when they first met. 

"You've ruined it. I hope you realise that, Benny. Totally ruined it." 

Ben bit his lip nervously. "I don't see why, Ray..." 

"You don't...! You don't see why?" Ray sighed dramatically. "No. I suppose
you wouldn't. I suppose you have some stupid Inuit story to explain why
all this is perfectly normal." 

He held up a hand suddenly as Ben opened his mouth to respond. "No. I
don't wanna hear it, OK?" 

Ben subsided reluctantly. 

Ray groaned and put his head in his hands. 

Neither of them spoke for a while. A long while. 

On the other side of the door, the rustling sounds of a large number of
restless people could be heard. They were talking. About them, Ray was
sure of it. All because of Benny. Why was this his life? 

Finally, Ben spoke. "Ah... Ray? All our friends and family are out there
waiting for us." 

"I know." It was a groan. "And Father Behan. How the hell am I gonna face
them? I can't believe you did this. Why didn't you tell me?" 

"I wanted to surprise you, Ray. I thought you'd like it." Ben's voice was
pathetic. 

Ray looked up. Ben's bottom lip was sticking out. That was NOT a good
sign. 

"In private, maybe! But not in public! I didn't want everybody to know
about it!" 

The bottom lip trembled. "Are you ashamed of me, Ray?" 

Ray sighed. "Of course I'm not, Benny. I just like to keep some things...
private... you know?" 

"Oh!" Ben's brow wrinkled slightly. It was a thoroughly charming sight,
and Ray suspected that Ben was well aware of that. "Are you worried about
what people would think? ...about us?" 

"You could say that, Benny." 

Ben smiled brilliantly. "You don't need to worry. I wouldn't have done it
if your mother..." 

"You asked Ma first!?" Ray's eyes were nearly popping out of his head. 

"Of course I did, Ray. And you needn't worry about our friends at the
Precinct. I asked Elaine what she thought and she was all in favour of
it." 

In spite of himself, Ray smiled. "I could tell. Just answer me one thing,
Benny..." 

"Certainly, Ray." 

"How the HELL did you get Thatcher to go along with this?" 

Ben's eyes were dancing. "She was delighted to be asked, Ray. She said it
would be the most interesting wedding she'd ever attended." 

"I'll bet... and Frannie?" 

"Oh, this wouldn't have been possible without Francesca's help, Ray." 

"She helped you? Actually helped?" This was getting weirder by the minute.


"Well, she was a little... upset, at first. But once she got used to the
idea, she was most helpful. Invaluable, I'd have to say." 

"Really?" 

"Oh, yes. She helped me choose the style. And the material. For the
bridesmaids too." 

Ray began to realise that he'd been let off lightly. With Frannie's taste
in clothes, things could have been a lot worse. The bridesmaids looked
great. The bridesmaids. Elaine, Frannie and Meg Thatcher. He sighed. 

"Well, I gotta admit, you all did a great job Benny. That white lace
really suits you." 

Ben blushed, even more charmingly than he frowned, and brushed back a long
strand of red hair. "Do you think so, Ray? I told Francesca I wanted a
traditional look. I know how traditional you Italians can be. I thought
you'd prefer that." 

Ray held out his hand and took Ben's. "How traditional, Benny? Did you do
that something old, something new thing?" 

"Oh yes! Well, most of these clothes were new anyway, and the earrings are
antique. Meg lent me the lipstick. We have a similar colouring, you see...
It's not smudged is it?" 

Ray examined his lover critically. "No, it's fine. What about the
something blue?" 

Ben looked coy. "You'll find out later, Ray." 

Ray grinned. "I can't wait." 

"Well, you'll have to, Ray... oh, a figure of speech?" 

Ray stood and pulled his bride up into his arms. "Mmm. And a very nice
figure, too." 

"Ray, Ray, Ray... if you smudge my lipst..." There was a long, not quite
silent, pause. "...they'll all know we've been..." Another pause. A sigh.
"You'd better use your handkerchief, Ray..." 

Ray wiped his lips with a large white handkerchief. "Just as well you told
me to bring this, Benny." 

"We'd better go out there, Ray. They must be wondering..." 

"I'll just bet they are. Who cares?" 

"Did you remember the rings, Ray?" 

Ray patted his jacket pocket. "Sure. They're right here. Ready?" 

He watched as Benny took a deep breath, his patented "I can handle myself
in any situation, I am a Mountie" exercise. "Ready." 

"Then let's go." He followed Benny to the door. "You need a hand with your
train, Benny?"