Poem For AnTLer  Hey :) I wrote this during the week after seeing ATQH. A
certain line from a Dr Suess poem kept going through my head so I finally
gave in, took the book out from the library and wrote this thing. I passed
around to a few people and they all said I should post it so here it is.
If you like Thatcher you may not want to read this :) if you do and read
it anyway, dont shoot me. If you don't like Thatcher . .well enjoy :) Poem
for AnTLer -------------- I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam O' Grady. That Sam
O'Grady. That Sam O'Grady. I do not like That Sam O'Grady Do you like The
Dragon Lady? I do not like her Sam O'Grady. I do not like The Dragon Lady.
Would you like her here or there? I would not like her here or there. I
would not like her anywhere. I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like
her Sam O'Grady. Would you like her throwing eggs? Would you like her
showing legs? I do not like her throwing eggs. I do not like her showing
legs. I do not like her here or there. I do not like her anywhere. I do
not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady. Would you like
her catching a thief? Would you like her with a Dief? Not catching a
thief. Not with a Dief. Not throwing eggs. Not showing legs. I would not
like her here or there. I would not like her anywhere. I do not like the
Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady. Would you? Could you? In a
Riv? Like her, like her Come on, give. I would not Could not In a Riv. You
may like her. You will know. You may like her in the snow. I would not,
could not, in the snow. Not in a Riv, you let me go. I do not like her
catching a thief. I do not like her with a Dief. I do not like her
throwing eggs. I do not like her showing legs. I do not like her here or
there. I do not like her anywhere. I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not
like her Sam O'Grady. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would
you, On a train? Not on a train! Not in the snow. Not in a Riv! Sam! Let
me go. I would not, could not catching a thief. I could not, would not
with a Dief. I will not like her showing legs. I will not like her
throwing eggs. I will not like her here or there. I will not like her
anywhere. I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady.
Say! With a curator? There with a curator! Would you,could you, with a
curator? I would not, could not with a curator. Would you, could you in
the rain? I would not, could not in the rain. Not with a curator. Not on a
train. Not in a Riv. Not in the snow. I do not like her, Sam, you know.
Not throwing eggs. Not catching a thief. Not showing legs. Not with a
Dief. I will not like her here or there. I do not like here anywhere! You
do not like The Dragon Lady? I do not like her Sam O'Grady. Could you,
would you, When she flirts? I would not, could not, When she flirts Would
you, could you, In short skirts? I could not, would not, in short skirts.
I will not, will not, when she flirts. I will not like her in the rain. I
will not like her on a train. Not with a curator! Not in the snow! Not in
a Riv! You let me go! I do not like her catching a thief. I do not like
her with a Dief. I will not like her throwing eggs. I do not like her
showing legs. I do not like her here or there. I do not like here
ANYWHERE! I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady.
You do not like her So you say. Watch her! Watch her! And you may. Watch
her and you may, I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will watch her. You
will see. See! I do not like the Dragon Lady. I dont! I dont like her, Sam
O'Grady. And I dont like her in short skirts. And I dont like her when she
flirts. And I dont like her in the rain. Or with a curator. Or in the
snow. She is no good, no good, you know! So I dont like her catching a
thief. And I dont like her with a Dief. And I dont like her throwing eggs.
And I dont like her showing legs. And I dont like her here or there. See!
I dont like her ANYWHERE! I do not like The Dragon Lady. Go away! Go away,
Sam O'Grady. holly hollyds@ids.net *mmmm grubs*   Return to the Due South
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