Poem For AnTLer Hey :) I wrote this during the week after seeing ATQH. A certain line from a Dr Suess poem kept going through my head so I finally gave in, took the book out from the library and wrote this thing. I passed around to a few people and they all said I should post it so here it is. If you like Thatcher you may not want to read this :) if you do and read it anyway, dont shoot me. If you don't like Thatcher . .well enjoy :) Poem for AnTLer -------------- I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam O' Grady. That Sam O'Grady. That Sam O'Grady. I do not like That Sam O'Grady Do you like The Dragon Lady? I do not like her Sam O'Grady. I do not like The Dragon Lady. Would you like her here or there? I would not like her here or there. I would not like her anywhere. I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady. Would you like her throwing eggs? Would you like her showing legs? I do not like her throwing eggs. I do not like her showing legs. I do not like her here or there. I do not like her anywhere. I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady. Would you like her catching a thief? Would you like her with a Dief? Not catching a thief. Not with a Dief. Not throwing eggs. Not showing legs. I would not like her here or there. I would not like her anywhere. I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady. Would you? Could you? In a Riv? Like her, like her Come on, give. I would not Could not In a Riv. You may like her. You will know. You may like her in the snow. I would not, could not, in the snow. Not in a Riv, you let me go. I do not like her catching a thief. I do not like her with a Dief. I do not like her throwing eggs. I do not like her showing legs. I do not like her here or there. I do not like her anywhere. I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, On a train? Not on a train! Not in the snow. Not in a Riv! Sam! Let me go. I would not, could not catching a thief. I could not, would not with a Dief. I will not like her showing legs. I will not like her throwing eggs. I will not like her here or there. I will not like her anywhere. I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady. Say! With a curator? There with a curator! Would you,could you, with a curator? I would not, could not with a curator. Would you, could you in the rain? I would not, could not in the rain. Not with a curator. Not on a train. Not in a Riv. Not in the snow. I do not like her, Sam, you know. Not throwing eggs. Not catching a thief. Not showing legs. Not with a Dief. I will not like her here or there. I do not like here anywhere! You do not like The Dragon Lady? I do not like her Sam O'Grady. Could you, would you, When she flirts? I would not, could not, When she flirts Would you, could you, In short skirts? I could not, would not, in short skirts. I will not, will not, when she flirts. I will not like her in the rain. I will not like her on a train. Not with a curator! Not in the snow! Not in a Riv! You let me go! I do not like her catching a thief. I do not like her with a Dief. I will not like her throwing eggs. I do not like her showing legs. I do not like her here or there. I do not like here ANYWHERE! I do not like the Dragon Lady. I do not like her Sam O'Grady. You do not like her So you say. Watch her! Watch her! And you may. Watch her and you may, I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will watch her. You will see. See! I do not like the Dragon Lady. I dont! I dont like her, Sam O'Grady. And I dont like her in short skirts. And I dont like her when she flirts. And I dont like her in the rain. Or with a curator. Or in the snow. She is no good, no good, you know! So I dont like her catching a thief. And I dont like her with a Dief. And I dont like her throwing eggs. And I dont like her showing legs. And I dont like her here or there. See! I dont like her ANYWHERE! I do not like The Dragon Lady. Go away! Go away, Sam O'Grady. holly hollyds@ids.net *mmmm grubs* Return to the Due South Fiction Archive