"This Is Crazy" Voyagerbabe Spoilers for "We Are The Eggmen" *** This is crazy I am in an incubator, I am boiling like an egg. And I wonder how I got here, What were you thinking, Meg? This is crazy. I know he always gets in trouble, But I still followed him anyway. Now I may not burn to death, Yet we might still die today. This is crazy. I've proved myself resiliant, To those who wanted me. I've slowly climbed the ladder, To find rank in the RCMP. This is crazy. Now the table seems to have turned, Now I'm the one the hormones got. He is my junior officer, And appropriate this is not. This is crazy. Watching him start working, Sweat making his clothes cling, I bite my lip and turn away, Thinking un-Inspector things. This is crazy. With that perfect, boyish face, Blue eyes and chocolate curls, Does he even once suspect, The effect he has on girls? This is crazy. I am going to die inside an omelette, Death for a crazy chicken's sake. Waiting, watching, wondering, My resolve begins to break. This is crazy. I'm going to finally tell him, Tell him what my feelings are about. It doesn't matter since we're dead... Oh, damn, he got us out.