Two Cops Named Ray	
 To the tune of the Garth Brooks song Two Pina Colada's.
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 Two Cops Named Ray
 by Adia
 
 I was dreading the news
 I'd put together the clues
 When I saw the Mountie on TV
 He said, "It's great to see you."
 Ray's back to end the season
 Don't kill the series is my plea
 I watched them goin'
 Without even knowin'
 I bit off my nails and sat down
 Now it's killin' my soul
 Down my cheeks tears still roll
 I can't wash away this frown
 So bring me two cops named Ray
 I want one for each hand
 Let's set sail with Captain Mountie
 Oh and never see the end
 Hey Turnbull's not forgotten
 Holding re-run tapes in my hand
 So bring me two cops named Ray
 She's sayin' good-bye to her good timin' men!
 Good-bye :(
 Oh I really hate this day
 When good-bye to Due South I wave
 And I wonder why this happens to me
 Goin' outta my mind
 I can't leave them behind
 My heart aches for the good times Due South brings
 Now I have no smile
 The rest of TV has no style
 And without Due South it's nothing but gloom
 I really hate this day
 And I really have to say
 Due South was feelin' more and more like home
 So bring me two cops named Ray
 I gotta have one for each hand
 Let's set sail with Captain Mountie
 Oh and never see the end
 Hey Turnbull's not forgotten
 Holding re-run tapes in my hand
 So bring me two cops named Ray
 She's sayin' good-bye to her good timin' men!
 (Repeat Chorus Twice with speech slurred as though you've had just a few 
 too many Ray's. They can be dangerously intoxicating you know?:-)
 
 The End
 (~MDK~)
 October 1998
 Standard disclaimer applies and no offense intended to Garth Brooks.