(spoken to Kathie Lee Gifford) You, Kathie Lee ...

you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way, or, or, special in an extra value meal at the Happy Burger way. No, no, no-no-no-no ...

Like the song of the hummingbird, as he gets ready to find that female humming bird and make sweet love all night long. Just two hummingbirds, moaning and groaning, and their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstacy ...

(sung)

Oh, Kathie Lee

How I'd love to lay you down

and lick every inch of your body with my tongue.

Kathie Lee

You're my sexual fantasy

How 'bout you and me

gettin' together and make love ...

(shouted as Chef is hustled offstage): God bless you, Kathie Lee!

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