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Boinked, Comshuked, Attempted
To Procreate Life
BY: Nita Riddle*** "Erg.....where am I?"
"I'll tell you if you'd shut up and go to sleep." "Jack..?" "Clearly." "What happened, my heads pounding....?" "Of course it's pounding. You fell off the bed after we did the Scorpion position. Never knew a virgin who could do that position. of course, never knew any one who had the balls, so to speak, to try that position. Banged yourself up pretty good..." "Whah...? Huh....?" "Go to sleep, William." "My head hurts too much. What did we do last ni-" "...." "We couldn't...... we never..." "We did." "I'm naked!" "That's how most people generally are when they-" "Jack!" "What? We shagged, bonged, fucked, boinked, comshuked, attempted to procreate life." "......" "Well, we did!" "…oh dear god…." "Splended, you remember!" "Unfortunately, I do." "What do you mean UN fortunately? It was very fortunately! Extremely fortunately! You think Captain Jack Sparrow sleeps with just any one?" "………" "That hurt's Will, that really hurt's." "Do you honestly mean that?" "Of course, what do you take me for?" "A pirate." "Just, get out." "No, I will not get out, you slept with me, remember? I'm not just to leave and forget everything, even though I should. I'm not some whore Jack." "I never said you were. You are quite good though." "Really?" "I almost didn't believe you were a virgin. Especially that little foot thing you did in the scorpion position… you know, that…that.." "The twist?" "Aye! Amazing!" "Really? You aren't just saying tha- Wait, hold on!" "You want to go at it again? Alright, but it's too early. We've only been sleeping for a couple hours." "What?!" "You do want to have another go at it, don't you?" "I want to talk Jack." "Over breakfast, hmm?" "Alright." "There's no point in trying to keep sleeping. Let's go down to the kitchens, love." "Gladly. I'm famished." "The high proteins diet not enough for you?" "Not even mildly amusing Jack." "Where's the coffee?" "It appears that you are out of coffee." "WHAT?! I can understand why the rum's gone, but did they have to get rid of the coffee too?" "Forget the coffee." "What do you… Oh…Never did it on that table before. Ah, well, there's a first time for everything." |
