Author's Notes: I have to thank my '98-'99 O.M. team without whom I never would have discovered Stargate - thanks to K3, BBSB, Stooge, and Bradley.
DISCLAIMER: All characters and property of Stargate SG-1 belong to MGM/UA, World Gekko Corp. and Double Secret Productions. This fan fiction was created solely for entertainment and no money was made from it. Also, no copyright or trademark infringement was intended. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author. Any other characters, the storyline and the actual story are the property of the author.
"I’ve gotta have it!"
"Carter! What’s going on?"
"Gimme gimme gimme gimme!"
"Not a chance! It’s mine now!"
"Nooooooo!"
"O’Neill, may I suggest that Captain Carter and Daniel Jackson go to the infirmary very soon?"
"No no no no! I don’t wanna! Gimme it back!"
"Daniel, give it back."
"Nooo. It’s my Beanie Baby. She can’t have it. I bought it."
"Gimme! You bought it with my money!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"GIMME!"
"Colonel O’Neill, what’s going on with...them?" Janet Fraiser asked.
"Beats me, Doc. I guess they got an old Earth disease."
"Indeed, I think they did. They are infected with-"
"Gimme! Daniel! Gimme!"
"No! It’s my mine! Mine! All mine! It’s my favorite!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"I’ll get them in quarantine. Colonel, I suggest that you and Mr. Teal’c stay away from them. This could be highly infectious."
"Doctor Frasier, Teal’c called me down here. What’s going on?"
"General Hammond, it seems that Captain Carter and Doctor Jackson have come down with the Beanie Baby Bug."
"Beanie Baby?"
"Oh for crying out loud!"
"Well, sir, this disease was going around a lot a couple of years ago. Due to the lack of time they spent on Earth, they just came down with it."
"Oh dear. Doctor?"
"Yes?"
"Do you think there’s-"
"It’s mine! Gimme!"
"No! You can’t have it!"
"Is there any cure?"
"I’ve got a couple of ideas, but nothing definite."
"Have you tried withdrawal?"
"Yes, sir, but that makes them crazier. Besides, they scratched me."
"Violent tendencies?"
"Oh, yes. Right now sir, we just have to make sure no one else comes in contact with it. Things are bad enough with just two infectees."
"Right."
Later on...
"General Hammond! Colonel O’Neill! Mr. Teal’c!"
"Yes?"
"Yeah?"
"Yes?"
"I’ve found a way to rid their bodies of the Beanie Baby Bug!"
"Fantastic!"
"But there were side effects... Here they are: your Beanie Baby-less friends."
"Gotta catch em all!"
"Gotta catch em all!"
"What is this behavior, Doctor?"
"I’m the best Pokemon trainer in the world!"
"No you aren’t - I am!"
"This is called the Pokemon Plague."
"Oh for crying out loud!"