Who is Beverly, and why is her home page a Boffo Bonanza?
People have been wondering about this very subject for years.
What can you say about someone who's goal is to become an eccentric old lady? (Notice the use of "eccentric" - "weird" implies some poor sot living in a hovel muttering to themselves while "eccentric" implies some wealthy sot living in luxury muttering to themselves - I'd definitely rather be eccentric.) Maybe the next pages will clear things up. Then again...